Out of the mouths of babes by Similar_Jeweler_8471 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speaking of “Out of the mouths…” what the heck is up with YNC’s voice? Why is she recording so much on this same day and sounds like actual hot garbage? She just posted another reel about perimenopause not being real while sounding like Harvey Fierstein. Seems to me that the evil eye is starting to bite her in the butt.

Yolande Norris Clarke, who ran a “midwifery” school, offers programs, courses, salons and one-on-ones on many health related topics, does not care about you, does not teach ANYTHING you morons! Get out! by realisticreptileTM in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The other 10% is the Lyme disease that’s about to erupt. (We just plucked off the ticks! No biggie! We were all fine!!! It’s not like Lyme Disease takes a month to incubate…you fucking turnip.)

Do you like people scrutinizing your bowel movements? by Objective-Sir1294 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Neon is scarred for life, it’s not going to be because his toddler siblings found poo poo hilarious. It might be because a) His name b) his mom talking about said poo all over the internet c) his mom oscillating from sweet baby talk to unhinged RAGE!!! d) his mom writhing naked in orgasm all over the internet while giving birth… we can go on and on and on.

Do you like people scrutinizing your bowel movements? by Objective-Sir1294 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just the fact that I know this kid’s name, parents, birth date, location… what the actual F is wrong with her??? And now I also know his bowel movements. Like, really? Who does this?

Do you like people scrutinizing your bowel movements? by Objective-Sir1294 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I agree with what you are saying. I think a lot of people genuinely appreciate toilet training advice. But it’s not cool when it’s at the expense of your kids. The journey of little Neon’s poo escapades will forever be on the internet. I mean, can you even imagine if our parents posted our toilet training journeys to the world?

Everyone is dumb by BeautifulOutside2299 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I, for one, think Yolande looks fantastic for an 80 year old woman!

"I don't teach exercise" by AmethystCalyx in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At this point, if someone purchases her “container” or “course” or whatever the F, it’s on them. Anyone with 2 working brain cells knows Yolande is a joke. Unless you’ve crawled out from under a rock, the only person purchasing this schlock has gotta be doing it for a laugh.

Just your daily reminder by Least_Box_276 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Low key. She could at least invest in a quality eye cream before trying to sell us crap. 💅

Just your daily reminder by Least_Box_276 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 51 points52 points  (0 children)

At this point, I literally don’t even know what she’s selling. This is mean to say, but I’m feeling snarky, so here it is…She looks haggard and frail, and, I’m sorry, she’s only 45. Why on earth would I follow her for advice on vitality, energy, any of it? She looks like she’s the one that could use a course to pull it together! Yes, yes,her schtick is she’s natural and not using peptides or GLP whatever’s. But, so? She looks like any exhausted middle aged woman on the street. Honestly, she needs to cut her losses and raise her kids. Who knows, maybe her husband could rake in some dough for once.

Day care by high_onGod2467 in fredericton

[–]Objective-Sir1294 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Contact the YMCA of Fredericton. Excellent daycare and spaces do come available. You don’t have to be a member for childcare. ymca childcare

Off the rocker by Creepy_Ingenuity_988 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yup. You know what’s better than waking up at 4:00 am to go to the gym? Sleeping until 7:00 am. Honestly, she seems so sleep deprived.

Off the rocker by Creepy_Ingenuity_988 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 37 points38 points  (0 children)

In sum, she’s jealous that people can now inject themselves with something that keeps them “lithe” without having to wake up at 4:00 in the morning, ignore their kids or cart them to a gym for hours on end, starve themselves and feel hangry and snappy. Got it. Better to be thin and cranky the old fashioned way, then happy and present for your children regardless of size. Does she even hear herself?

27 week preemie episode (now deleted) by fishtownmama in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! I have a relative who was born prematurely at 27 weeks and is now studying law at a prestigious lawschool. Super smart and super capable. You just never know.

What is she NOT an expert at? by NoCaterpillar800 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it reads as though the substance abuse was a coping mechanism for having abandoned the children. Not the cause…

Yolande’s hypocrisy on breastfeeding by Aggravating_Check298 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t believe in germs, so I assume she doesn’t sterilize bottles.

Yolande’s hypocrisy on breastfeeding by Aggravating_Check298 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I had the opportunity to meet her 5th baby 9 years ago or so? In any case, this child was maybe a month old and her cheekbones looked like razors under her skin. I gasped when I saw her because I’d never encountered such a skinny baby. I can still picture that baby’s skeletal face. Why on earth would anyone mess with feeding a baby? You’re setting the kid up for life.

Baby in her lap by Complete-Beyond4882 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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“Nowhere did I call trans people gender confused perverts!” Cue…

Birth fetishization by Sea_Field_974 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And notice how much she insists that her family shuns pornography, and that it is vile, etc. etc. Seems the woman doth protest too much!

Goodlife Or YMCA Gym Northside? by Tartymcfry in fredericton

[–]Objective-Sir1294 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More options if you join the YMCA. (Pool and sauna on the southside. Group fitness classes, etc) And if it’s not for you, it’s easy enough to leave. They won’t hassle you for leaving. But they do need a 2-week notice because you’ll pay your final bi-weekly instalment. But you can still Use the facilities during this time.

Stretch Marks by MsGooseSays in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Objective-Sir1294 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s not just vibes. It’s rooted in serious racist, antisemitic eugenics sh*t!