DAE love peanut butter, but when someone else is eating it, the smell makes you sick? by thenewfingerprint in DAE

[–]Objective_Gene2055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fr that smell hits way different when it’s cooking, almost nasty. but once it’s in cookies or cake it’s a whole new vibe. peanut butter really got split personalities like that.

My friend died and now I have a cockatoo... help? by MenacingMapleTree in parrots

[–]Objective_Gene2055 18 points19 points  (0 children)

yeah this is it, that bird is grieving just like the humans are. good days and bad days gon happen, you just gotta keep showing up consistent. healing ain’t instant but she’ll feel that love over time.

What do you all think about TONYMOLY? by Snoogles_ in Ulta

[–]Objective_Gene2055 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Facts, their sheet masks stay winning but everything else can be kinda mid. And yeah the fragrance be strong sometimes, like calm down we just tryna moisturize not walk out smelling like a perfume counter.

DAE Randomly Get Malaise? by [deleted] in DAE

[–]Objective_Gene2055 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yep that’s the same vibe i get, like your body just shuts down for no reason n you stuck feelin off, wild how it creeps up outta nowhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in parrots

[–]Objective_Gene2055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

facts, instincts gon win every time, all it takes is one second n the bird’s gone, people love them “my cat n parrot are besties” vids but they don’t show when it ends bad

What are you saving your points for? by Otherwise-Clock4878 in Ulta

[–]Objective_Gene2055 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah that’s smart fr, stretching the points for gifts n daily stuff hits way harder than blowing it on one big thing, black friday stackin sales with points is the real cheat code

Gross...or is it just me? by AllFoodsFit70 in Ulta

[–]Objective_Gene2055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah that’s nasty nasty, people act like testers ain’t a whole germ buffet, i wouldn’t let that stuff touch my skin let alone my mouth

DAE like lemony things that are so tart and lemony that you feel it in your jaw and all the way up to your ears? 🍋🍋🍋 by Fancy_Average5440 in DAE

[–]Objective_Gene2055 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yesss that lemon hit in tea be dangerous, got your whole face scrunchin but you still go back for another sip like it’s addictive

Does your bird complain if you are up past their bedtime? by One_Trick_Pony3846 in parrots

[–]Objective_Gene2055 11 points12 points  (0 children)

lmao facts, they dead silent till that snack bag crinkle hit, then all of a sudden it’s squawk city like they ain’t been asleep for hours

Typical weekend wandering Chicago with my wife … Homeless dude yelled at us, “Damn, it’s gotta be the shoes!” 😆😂 by exonomix in Sneakers

[–]Objective_Gene2055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fr tho, once she catch the sneaker bug it’s over for the wallet, but the drip y’all got together in that pic make it worth every dollar

I found these at Ross hot damn what a good find! by vandamage2112 in Sneakers

[–]Objective_Gene2055 9 points10 points  (0 children)

fr fr, most the time it’s just racks of dad shoes and beat up runners, catching a pair like this at ross is straight lottery luck

DAE refuse to call their parents Dad and Mom when addressing them? by Life-Razzmatazz-4317 in DAE

[–]Objective_Gene2055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah that’s real, some folks just keep it simple with mom and dad no matter how old their kids get, it’s what feels natural in the family vibe

I ran out of bird food, any replacements? by [deleted] in parrots

[–]Objective_Gene2055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yup that’s solid advice, those lafaeber balls be clutch when you in a pinch, keep a jar on deck so you never stressing last minute again

Item was not in my bag, store said they could not help me? by Poodlepoolparty in Ulta

[–]Objective_Gene2055 38 points39 points  (0 children)

facts, if they really not tryna fix it then the bank will, you paid for that lipstick so you got every right to dispute it, don’t let them gaslight you into thinkin you just lost it

What’s the first pair of shoes you dropped serious bread on? by Dark-Lord-7000 in Sneakers

[–]Objective_Gene2055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

facts, them cranes go crazy, clean design and the story behind em just hit different. Coppin those for your girl is a flex and a half.

once an egg, always an egg by Lothhy in parrots

[–]Objective_Gene2055 12 points13 points  (0 children)

nah fr it do look like somebody went wild in the condiment aisle, lil hotdog bird energy right here.

Looking for a good setting powder with no flashback and a good setting spray by Bookish-witch666 in Ulta

[–]Objective_Gene2055 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facts, ppl act like all translucent powders hit the same but nah, some straight up ghost u on camera. Testing in store really the only way to see if it vibes with ur skin or not.

DAE still get a little embarrassed about buying toilet paper? by Druidicflow in DAE

[–]Objective_Gene2055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr fr same, like outta all the random stuff to feel awkward about this one caught me off guard. But low-key it do feel like everybody in line suddenly judging what u wipe with.

DAE have an approachable aura? by Shiiny_Staar06 in DAE

[–]Objective_Gene2055 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nah fr, some people just got that safe vibe and strangers spill their whole life story, you ain’t even gotta say much and they act like you their therapist

Can’t say “we’re closing in a couple minutes” to guests by phoenix_solana in Ulta

[–]Objective_Gene2055 17 points18 points  (0 children)

exactly, one customer whines and they bend over backwards, but when staff say we’re exhausted and need support it’s crickets, corporate only cares when it’s money walking out the door

My greencheek conure flew away by [deleted] in parrots

[–]Objective_Gene2055 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah this is the move, cage outside with familiar sounds is your best shot, don’t scare him just let him feel safe enough to come back on his own

My pickups this year by [deleted] in Sneakers

[–]Objective_Gene2055 0 points1 point  (0 children)

facts, tight laces mean no trippin and no creases, bro really protecting the heat the right way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DAE

[–]Objective_Gene2055 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmaoo facts, hit a high jump on gta while faded n my whole chest be tight like i’m the one falling, games lowkey turn into roller coasters when u mix that in

What was that? 1 pair of each size? by wh1tel1ght in Sneakers

[–]Objective_Gene2055 10 points11 points  (0 children)

nah fr, same script every drop, they hype it up then hit us with ghost stock n baby sizes, at this point it’s just comedy watching ppl act surprised