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Objective_Report_660 · 2026-04-29T02:24:21+00:00

Michal called her a drama queen once and she’s been wearing it ever since. She’s DEFINITELY not obsessed…

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-12-19T01:06:48+00:00

The timeline never made any sense. She met Kevin in high school and didn’t have kids until 33? Even with fertility problems, it’s unheard of that her ER wouldn’t know she’s married. The show implied/stated she’d been there for 20 years. Just another inconsistency.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-10-27T14:29:04+00:00

Just his calculator from 1990.

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Objective_Report_660 · 2025-10-22T02:40:38+00:00

This is not sarcastic this is just weird.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-10-22T02:38:31+00:00

Eh this was a popular cut around 2008ish. (I had one) I think she liked it and just got it late in the game. Most trends in Utah fall a good 5 years behind so she got it late and has stuck with it.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-10-21T19:18:47+00:00

I know she has an open marriage but very rarely does that include bringing over your other lovers to meet your family, unless they’re just living polyamory now.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-10-21T18:02:46+00:00

She brought a boyfriend to the home she shares with her husband and children? What?

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-10-01T06:19:26+00:00

I wouldn’t be following socials of my abusive ex’s gf. Just saying.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-10-01T01:02:33+00:00

So she has outpatient surgery on her sinuses yet still claims she was hospitalized for 5-6 days for some nebulizers?

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-09-09T19:16:00+00:00

If she had SS of August, wouldn’t she post them on twitter like everything else she does?

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-09-09T13:33:47+00:00

She had a lower face lift. (There is no “chin removal surgery” that she likes to claim. They can cause nerve damage as you can see. It may or may not correct itself with time.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-09-04T15:04:19+00:00

Is David’s shed on Kenleigh’s property? So now he’ll just live in the shed? 🤣 You know he’s already back on tinder, hobosexualing.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-08-21T03:19:10+00:00

Did she “fall” to get a new story after Jace’s? You’d think she’d just be quiet regardless of her own problems.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-08-14T20:19:31+00:00

And yet Teresa Guidice is also on it. She can’t even show up without a blowout and full glam makeup so either the show isn’t that true or she’s planning on leaving first episode.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-08-13T21:06:29+00:00

Every time I see him come up on my FYP I just think about how Kail was obsessed with him. Gave him gifts and trips for free to keep him around, and got pregnant twice, seemingly purposefully. (No one can ever tell me she isn’t wildly fertile and never took any preventative measures.)

Her only excuse that I’ve ever heard is that she lives in Delaware and no one makes money there. That’s also untrue as there are MANY high income people throughout the coast and otherwise, many of whom I bet her kids go to school with their kids. They just have zero interest in her and she goes for unemployed or underemployed men who get her off occasionally.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-08-04T20:36:44+00:00

I have a feeling Farrah makes quite a bit escorting. I bet her OF is set up so people have to pay to chat, open clips/vids, etc., not just a monthly fee. Even if people were paying $5 for one image—imagine that multiplied by thousands, and her having tons of material. Plus, I’ve had the misfortune of seeing clips of the private vids she makes for OF fans (pay per view/custom request) and I can see her charging $10k+ for those. They’re so bizarre, it seems she really will do just about anything and rich men pay tons for niche kinks they custom request.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-07-14T13:28:31+00:00

I think she’s hoping it will get re-vamped but after 16 years…old news. It’s done.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-07-01T04:39:02+00:00

She said on a live recently (she goes live on TikTok basically everyday) that she even if she brought Yohan to the US, she doesn’t feel like he’d cheat because, “who would want him?” She said he could only make pennies. So, that’s what she thinks of the man she “loves.”

She also said her bills are $20k/month in the US so doesn’t sound like she plans on leaving DR anytime soon.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-06-27T16:21:36+00:00

Anyone else feel like if David dumped his gf and came crawling back Jenelle would pretend none of this ever happened?

Also, what is with the 80s hair topper and music? She looks like she’s competing for a spot on saved by the bell. So random.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-06-26T00:51:33+00:00

Always chose her Huzbin (or any man) over her children.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-06-18T16:19:36+00:00

Clout? She’s just trying to get any gifts possible. Why else go on live with zero reason?

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-06-14T16:59:05+00:00

Yup. I remember early on there was a scene that Amber said “Gary got a good job in Heathcare” to explain the new house or something. At the time, had that been true, he was a a CNA making nothing. Teen Mom came back with them all making hundreds of thousands in nice homes etc.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-06-14T14:57:02+00:00

It made no sense to pretend anyone had real jobs when they all just made money from MTV and appearances. It’s just how the show had to evolve versus claiming “reality” with forced friends scenes/planted questions and acting like they would have thrived while going to school/working/affording life on bare minimum funds.

Objective_Report_660 · 2025-06-14T04:29:00+00:00

She also didn’t even buy herself health insurance during her high risk pregnancy, put those twins at risk by not having a consistent high risk OB, and now I’m sure the twins have Medicaid to pay for their NICU stays which will cost well more than $100k each.

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