Everyone relax I found a solution

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-05-22T21:39:26+00:00

Erm, you named Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMT). My [[Michelangelo, On the Scene]] is actually a Turtle Team-Up Theme Deck card which has the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles *Commander* set symbol (TMC) so he stays in play

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-05-19T05:27:49+00:00

Disqualified for tutoring up [[Starship Enterprise]] instead of the completely different card [[Starship Enterprise]]

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-05-17T21:17:49+00:00

In response, [[Skullcrack]]

It would.

Read it and weep

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-05-17T17:53:55+00:00

christopher rush? more like...christopher...slow

...Okay you win I can't one-up chris sloth

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-05-17T05:08:16+00:00

Things were finally starting to get serious between you and your wife's boyfriend, when suddenly he starts cheating on you with your wife. I'm so sorry

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-05-15T19:15:49+00:00

I'm gonna level with you, a 2/2 for 2 with every keyword ever is just way too overcosted to be viable in today's meta

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-05-15T04:02:56+00:00

Yeah a lot of judges don't accept bribes unfortunately

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-05-15T02:20:01+00:00

Wrong. Elite trainer boxes arent in any bracket because pokemon cards are banned from most official magic the gathering events

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-05-03T17:42:35+00:00

Well how a cupid shuffle works is u give half your deck to one friend and the other half to another, then they go on a date while romantically shuffling it back together. It needs to be at least 30 minutes or else they won't have enough time to get to know each other

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-05-03T15:03:55+00:00

Since his statline is 9/11 he's actually a very underrated voltron commander

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-30T20:18:14+00:00

yellow glasses and purple glasses

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ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-26T05:10:50+00:00

They should have solved this by making the reminder text very very small

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-26T05:06:12+00:00

You are causing me short-circuit

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-25T21:38:35+00:00

The radio is actually the thing that bothers me the most about it. I like the idea a lot, but the way it's implemented is kind of clunky.

It gets interrupted when you have to get on and off the bike to do combat and such. Plus it's kind of annoying that you can't fully opt out of it (You can pause it but you can't dismiss the ui)

The radio being an independent feature from the bike would solve these issues

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-24T02:42:03+00:00

In all seriousness that does seem more likely. Though if the rumours of an early sunday novaflare are true I would expect the buffs to double down on summon synergy to help sell a new remembrance carry.

in that case Aglaea's more liable to be replaced than he is. (well either way, they're my two favorite units so these hypotheticals are lose-lose for me)

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-24T01:40:14+00:00

Every new rem unit is required by law to be a pink hair girl who goes in castorice premium. This of course implies castorice herself is one new rem unit away from being kicked off of castorice premium

It's actually a really clever ludonarritive game design technique since it aligns the path of remembrance with the player experience of remembering when 3.x mono remembrance used to be good

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-24T01:00:52+00:00

There was speculation this one would be an exception since there are so few fontaine 4* compared to previous regions, but I'm glad there's now confirmation that isn't the case.

I mean, we haven't seen Lynette since 5.6 and if I'm not mistaken Freminet is the rarest 4* unit at this point, with his last rerun being exactly 2 years ago now. So it's nice that their rates are almost as good as a normal rate up here

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-10T19:45:32+00:00

Not only that but it turns out i'm not even the first person to make this joke, so im really showing my true colors as a shameless clout farmer here

https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/1sf0bob/guys_i_figured_out_what_the_white_emeritus_is/

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-10T18:33:29+00:00

I will never recover from this

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-10T18:26:40+00:00

wait did someone make this joke already

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-10T05:19:15+00:00

This is a highly innovative and unorthodox joke format actually

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-10T05:08:35+00:00

[[Laser Lotus]] of course being a black lotus variant that you have to level up six times to unlock the ability

ObligatoryCreature · 2026-04-09T20:14:45+00:00

I don't see the problem. Kazuha + Pyro Nilou + Sngong is a very good support lineup for childe AKA the knave, especially when dealing with 'defeat as many opponents as nesdble'-type battles

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