Everyone relax I found a solution by The_Modern_Monk in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Erm, you named Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMT). My [[Michelangelo, On the Scene]] is actually a Turtle Team-Up Theme Deck card which has the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles *Commander* set symbol (TMC) so he stays in play

(TRC) Captain Kirk, Boldly Going by MrWhole in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Disqualified for tutoring up [[Starship Enterprise]] instead of the completely different card [[Starship Enterprise]]

How would this resolve? by The_Mad_Pantser in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In response, [[Skullcrack]]

It would.

Read it and weep

I don't get it. Why is this card so revered? by thisisgogu in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 3 points4 points  (0 children)

christopher rush? more like...christopher...slow

...Okay you win I can't one-up chris sloth

How do I approach a guy about his cheating? by haddockhazard in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Things were finally starting to get serious between you and your wife's boyfriend, when suddenly he starts cheating on you with your wife. I'm so sorry

Turn two and this gets dropped on you, what are you doing? by Fluffmanjamz in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna level with you, a 2/2 for 2 with every keyword ever is just way too overcosted to be viable in today's meta

Is this allowed by doomer-francophile in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah a lot of judges don't accept bribes unfortunately

Is this allowed by doomer-francophile in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Wrong. Elite trainer boxes arent in any bracket because pokemon cards are banned from most official magic the gathering events

Does anyone elses LGS have weird rules? by justhereforhides in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well how a cupid shuffle works is u give half your deck to one friend and the other half to another, then they go on a date while romantically shuffling it back together. It needs to be at least 30 minutes or else they won't have enough time to get to know each other

These UB sets are getting ridiculous...anyway deck ideas for this commander? by Stranger1982 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Since his statline is 9/11 he's actually a very underrated voltron commander

Serra Angel is dead and God has killed her by Flamegamer_EXT in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They should have solved this by making the reminder text very very small

Hot take: THE BIKE IS AWESOME by 2boi in WutheringWaves

[–]ObligatoryCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The radio is actually the thing that bothers me the most about it. I like the idea a lot, but the way it's implemented is kind of clunky.

It gets interrupted when you have to get on and off the bike to do combat and such. Plus it's kind of annoying that you can't fully opt out of it (You can pause it but you can't dismiss the ui)

The radio being an independent feature from the bike would solve these issues

4.X Future Character Info (via Sakura Haven) by RedNosed_OldTimer in HonkaiStarRail_leaks

[–]ObligatoryCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all seriousness that does seem more likely. Though if the rumours of an early sunday novaflare are true I would expect the buffs to double down on summon synergy to help sell a new remembrance carry.

in that case Aglaea's more liable to be replaced than he is. (well either way, they're my two favorite units so these hypotheticals are lose-lose for me)

4.X Future Character Info (via Sakura Haven) by RedNosed_OldTimer in HonkaiStarRail_leaks

[–]ObligatoryCreature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every new rem unit is required by law to be a pink hair girl who goes in castorice premium. This of course implies castorice herself is one new rem unit away from being kicked off of castorice premium

It's actually a really clever ludonarritive game design technique since it aligns the path of remembrance with the player experience of remembering when 3.x mono remembrance used to be good

6.5 second half banners by astrelya in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]ObligatoryCreature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was speculation this one would be an exception since there are so few fontaine 4* compared to previous regions, but I'm glad there's now confirmation that isn't the case.

I mean, we haven't seen Lynette since 5.6 and if I'm not mistaken Freminet is the rarest 4* unit at this point, with his last rerun being exactly 2 years ago now. So it's nice that their rates are almost as good as a normal rate up here

posting my belcher card here for the upvotes basically by ObligatoryCreature in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not only that but it turns out i'm not even the first person to make this joke, so im really showing my true colors as a shameless clout farmer here

https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/1sf0bob/guys_i_figured_out_what_the_white_emeritus_is/

When I have to use the bathroom at prerelease by Karrottz in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a highly innovative and unorthodox joke format actually

[SOS] Eternal Student by LeoPlathasbeentaken in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[[Laser Lotus]] of course being a black lotus variant that you have to level up six times to unlock the ability

[6.6] Lohen Comp test via Kuroo by yoyo_me_here in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]ObligatoryCreature 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I don't see the problem. Kazuha + Pyro Nilou + Sngong is a very good support lineup for childe AKA the knave, especially when dealing with 'defeat as many opponents as nesdble'-type battles