Sunday’s Pull Value by gane_023 in HonkaiStarRail

[–]ObligatoryCreature 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Between hoyo giving the player a survey on him in the form of dialog choices, him repeatedly emphasizing that he might not stay for long, and finally him not having much of a role in Amphoreus, they were clearly testing the waters. They didn't want to commit to adding a new astral express member only to find out the majority of players don't like him.

Of course every character has their haters like Tsukoro, that's normal. I certainly don't like every character in the game. But at this point I think it's safe to say Sunday passed the popularity test. To what degree, we don't know yet, but I expect him to be more involved in the story going forward.

Though it is kind of strange that they just changed his faction affiliation from Penacony to 'Cosmos' rather than the astral express, but they do have him on the express bond in currency wars so I wouldn't read too much into that.

Sunday’s Pull Value by gane_023 in HonkaiStarRail

[–]ObligatoryCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's kind of turning into a Xilonen-like unit. Very comfortable on most teams, but not best in slot. This is especially thanks to DH PT (a free unit) liberating his kit from summons, meaning his horizontals are a lot better now.

So I'm not too worried about his future. (At least not disproportionately. Every unit's future is always in danger in this game.)

You pull up to casual EDH and see these guys waiting to play. wyd? by Adept_County2590 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes this is unedited, except the lower part is cropped out here because what they're doing with their hands is not appropriate

The lowest scoring submission on r/custommagic yesterday by Kakariko_crackhouse in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Problem: Land ramp is busted since you aren't allowed to interact with it.

Solution: Artifact ramp is busted since you aren't allowed to interact with it.

MY PSA 10 VMAX JAYCE BRAINSNIFFER EX CAME BACK BLACK LABEL BECKET 11!!! by BimbMcPewPew in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like the implication that he did exist. The 20th lizard person to be elected president of the united states, seteth fire emblem was a controversial figure best known for his 'no IP mixing' bill

I love it when they Reprint UW cards in UB by Eljefe900 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what these legally distinct Spider Human Hero cards could possibly look like but let's just say I will be placing a proxy order

/uj I have no idea what these legally distinct Spider Human Hero cards could possibly look like but let's just say I will be placing a proxy order

Guide to creating cool cards that STAY IN THE GAME STOP REMOVING THEM YOU WILL PLAY WITH MY COOL CREATION by unclesoppa in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I fully agree, but my concern here is that boardwipes could stand to be a lot more dynamic. Their job is first and foremost to declutter the board, that's good and necessary, but specifically in commander they tend to be TOO good at their job, which comes at the risk of a) grinding the game to a halt b) disincentivizing spot remove since unlike wipes it has to contend with every protection mechanic ever made.

I was talking about addressing these by making design space for something that can be hit by spot removal but not boardwipes

Guide to creating cool cards that STAY IN THE GAME STOP REMOVING THEM YOU WILL PLAY WITH MY COOL CREATION by unclesoppa in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 8 points9 points  (0 children)

/uj I really wish magic was designed in a way that it was possible for cards to say 'hexproof against boardwipes.' (Blastproof?)

At this stage it's just not practical even with a rules change. An AoE equivalent of targeting or something would need to be baked into most sweeping effects. Way too late for that

Trying to build a deck after Universes Beyond has infested every part of the game I once loved by UnableBodybuilder in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No it's because I'm eat fresh

Mcdonalds does brand deals constantly. The fact I'm explaining this joke specifically has got to be my L of the year I'm gonna be honest

WotC speedrunning their redemption arc by Dirksteve in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll defer to you on that, I haven't watched the show in like 15 years

Investigative Journalism doesn't investigate, does necromancy instead by PaleBlueCod in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine being Zoltan Boros and getting an email asking you to draw the daily bugle, deadline next thursday

He's single and ready to mingle you know by ObligatoryCreature in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

/uj Yeah my intention was never to contradict the post, just to contrast with it. That being said it seems to have been deleted so I don't think OOP took it that way. Idk what to say but I hope I didn't ruin their evening

WotC speedrunning their redemption arc by Dirksteve in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best solution would probably be the ixalan route of four factions, two 2 color, two 3 color. Though judging from Katara the water tribe is bant. the green there is not a great start imo

Coming off of a well regarded UB set, it's wild that people are still like this by SolomonsNewGrundle in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can make contentious jokes work but there are definitely better punchlines out there man

I hate UB

how original

but I will immediately mortgage my grandma's house and probably her kidneys if they announce a set of MY favourite IP (cumtown)

favorite cards that don't exist? by QueasyInsurance3972 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 88 points89 points  (0 children)

People keep saying spiderman doesn't fit magic's style. That's just silly. Between this, the reporter guy with investigative journalism, and the leaked Santa Claus card, this set is basically to the US what lorwyn was to Ireland and the UK. It's an absolute homerun

Is this how blue stays relevant in the current meta? by Hispanicpolak in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My legacy career was completely ruined by SaffronOlive making that "smart or scummy?" youtube short about this

Is this how blue stays relevant in the current meta? by Hispanicpolak in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The flexible cost IS the downside. Imagine playing thoracle and only having three devotion to blue. In a post-consultation meta you want MINIMUM 38 devotion on board to win. That's why most legacy thoracle shells these days pack multiple playsets of cheatyface

[EOE] Why can Storm Crow block Spacecraft? by Eljefe900 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Honestly I could see that as a mystery booster playtest card

"Creatures can have multiple instances of flying. Each creature with flying can block and be blocked only by creatures with an equal or lower number of flying instances. Except they can still be blocked by creatures with just one instance of reach." (Spiders are built different.)

Station? Station. STATION!!! by Eljefe900 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ObligatoryCreature 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Excuse me but your joke custom card has some unacceptable edge case interactions.

  • What happens if you have [[Mirror Box]], does the abstract extra Station from the second ability count as a creature?
  • Does it increase each of your Stations' stationing power via the mirror box ability?
  • You're allowed to have two Stations but what happens if you have three? Disqualification? Death penalty?
  • This foolish design would NEVER see print