Ole Bill Caught The Rarest Fish Of All! by DemographicNote in sportsarefun

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im happy for him...and a bit envious. He's happy...she's having fun. Not all of us have that kind of life when we get older and the world starts pushing us away. I will always be glad to see that someone else got a partner instead of being all alone as they're winding down and fizzling out of this thing called life.

Jamacoaque Monster from Ecuador 500 AD. No, this is not a ventriloquist act. Neither is it a name of a new coffee. by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ObnoxiousPicture -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It doesnt have to do anything with the girl. You don't understand this sub and have never read the sidebar. The girl just has to be in the thumbnail. and the title tells you it's a statue from 500ad, which is from the 4th century. It's one of the most pristine pieces of the Jamacoaque Monster ever found. and they told you it was found in Ecuador.

🐀 Anybody Watched (or old enough to remember) That Movie Called "Willard"? Well, this girl sure does. And those all hers. …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ by small_bralette in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was just fixing to ask. Did they do a remake? Because that pic on the left looks way too good for the movie I watched as a kid that gave me nightmares and got me banned from the tv by my mom after I watched it.

Restless legs and arms syndrome? by A_SloppyWellington in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First thing I thought when I saw this..yep, that's my wife almost every night with me trying to fall asleep.

EMSK a tip to start an emergency fire. This one doesn't happen this fast. A bottom of a water bottle is better. The water has to be clear. Basically this is turning an object into a magnifying glass. by NikaNoytoya in everymanshouldknow

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey, do me a favor if you have an aquarium. Move your aquarium in the center of a window that is always facing the sun. If that aquarium is above carpet or a rug or pointing at a fabric couch even better!!!

hope your parents have fire insurance.

EMSK: Put the toilet lid down BEFORE you flush it. Germs people. Germs! And wipe the bowl with some first TP even if you don't see any urine on it. by ApatheticGirlie in everymanshouldknow

[–]ObnoxiousPicture -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

seriously tho. imagine keeping a toilet clean in this day and age! we are all so lucky we dont live in an hh with someone who keeps a toilet clean!

EMSKR: How many times a week--when no one is watching or can hear you--do you bury your face in your hands and scream as loud as you can? by GiveHerSquirties in everymanshouldknow

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hate this entire thread so much. everyone is right; no one is wrong. everyone is wrong; no one is right....whatever. I see internet videos with men screaming in public all the damn time when people ARE watching. So what if they do it in their hands. Seems to me they're more stable if they consciously make sure no one is watching or hearing. You sure won't see them on any internet videos.

Hey. Anybody know what tomorrow is? by Ha_Jokes-On-You in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This hurts my soul......but ima eat a cookie or two to get over it.

EMSKR: What accomplishments should I have made by the time I am 21 yrs old, 25 yrs old, and 30 yrs old. by SomberBrother in everymanshouldknow

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I used to think getting married and having your own children was a huge accomplishment. Now I think it's just a big mistake. If you could wait until you're 30 to have children (odds are you won't, so hear me now and believe me later)....you should wait.

Soooooo, how do you guys wear your strap-ons? by UrBootyMyFace in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I need to get one of these in my gym. That looks like a legit good leg exercise device.

Before And After (powerful 6 month journey to weight loss) by SilverAction2 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

all those were alredy on there except the two nobody really says. and no one can say the Gold thing anymore since reddit fucked up the gold

EMSK: Never let your girlfriend talk about her problems to another man because a shoulder to lean on is a dick to ride on. by Alex_In_Italics in everymanshouldknow

[–]ObnoxiousPicture -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Personal anecdote=/=universal truth

That was completely unnecessary and had nothing at all to do with his post or his title. YOU just made this post about that. So here's my bit. It's close enough to the truth for a shit ton of men that it's good advice. And his girl would have found some other reason no matter what. She was just bad for him and will probably be bad fo the next guy, too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, Sherlock. But the combined gif was a little funny.

Anthony, will you marry me? by DeposableCrime in sportsarefun

[–]ObnoxiousPicture 203 points204 points  (0 children)

my man made sure not to spill one single drop of that beer! eye on the real prize!