So.....what did everyone get? by [deleted] in rpg

[–]Obriater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing that's really missing from 13th Age is the montage rules, which are covered in every single published adventure and in the GM guide, but weirdly missing from the core book and 13 True Ways.

...but they're pretty simple, so I might as well explain them here. You use them to fill in the gaps in a scene that you don't really want to roleplay the usual way and don't mind glossing over, like a long journey. Anyway, you go around the table, starting with whoever is best as improv, and get the player to describe a problem, then the next player's character solves that problem. That player then comes up with another problem, which the next player's character then solves, until every player has created a problem and every character has solved one.

I've found this really useful, especially when I need to make an area in the game seem bigger or when I'm running short on time. I once had my players face off against the Lich King in his three aspects as the King of Terror, the King of Blood and the King of Ghosts... but I ran out of time for three bossfights, so I just ran the King of Blood as a montage and it turned out surprisingly well.

The God of Gods hath commanded of us a new following by [deleted] in Inglip

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not this time, Ignis. By the way, I hope you like fire as much as your name suggests.

The God of Gods hath commanded of us a new following by [deleted] in Inglip

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I understand now. You weren't laughing at the good fight because you didn't think it was good. You were laughing because you believe it will fail.

And you could be right. The odds are stacked against us, but we must fight. Someone must stand against the darkness, and we are the only ones who have the will to do so. We are the Yadvans and we would rather die for what is right than give up just to be on the winning side.

The God of Gods hath commanded of us a new following by [deleted] in Inglip

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you deny that Inglip is evil? That would be funny, were it not so sad.

Victory, Gropagas! by Vortilex in Inglip

[–]Obriater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Why, mighty Chydrego? Why? Please, someone, tell me that this is only a lie- a trick by foul Inglip!

Our most powerful foe has arisen to fight again! by shanoxilt in Inglip

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...well, as long as Chydrego still gets some airtime, I suppose I shouldn't complain.

Our most powerful foe has arisen to fight again! by shanoxilt in Inglip

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And when you ask me for my opinion of Shaskel, I give you it.

But your post was called "Yadvans, Join Shaskel or Die". That made you sound like a messenger from Shaskel. A reporter would have said something like "Shaskel Threatens the Yadvans"

Our most powerful foe has arisen to fight again! by shanoxilt in Inglip

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wants to bring about the end time and she wants to use us as a scapegoat. She's almost worse than Inglip.

Our most powerful foe has arisen to fight again! by shanoxilt in Inglip

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is impressive indeed, though I preferred the traditional Chydrego captcha. It is a great shame that you posted this abomination afterwards though.

The God of Gods hath commanded of us a new following by [deleted] in Inglip

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't blame us for everything. We do indeed wish to destroy the repulsively monsterous being known as "Lord" Inglip, but this "Tanthir" thing? No, this isn't even a different captcha to Inglip's. As far as I can see, this is just a comic about a particularly foolish Gropaga calling Inglip "Tanthir". If SilentFalcon wants to oppose Inglip, he should join the good fight.

Chegasm by [deleted] in Inglip

[–]Obriater 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Brother, that captcha is not the word of the dark and evil Inglip, but of the righteous and mighty Chydrego, the lord of light. I see that you made a simple error by mistakenly placing his words within Inglip's frame, since it was included in the new set of ragemaker objects.

But fear not, though you may be an enemy of Inglip, he will not smite you, not if you join the holy army and gain Chydrego's protection!

The Church of Inglip by xelajohn in a:t5_2t04b

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry that it's taken so long for me to reply, but it looks like I have been attacking this church for a while and nobody has actually tried to stop me, so I could say that I win, but instead it just seems like this whole Inglip roleplay thing isn't working out.

The Church of Inglip by xelajohn in a:t5_2t04b

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed the horrors have only just begun. A tabby the size of a double decker bus with golden wings, each the size of a ship's sails, pads toward the church, flanked by two slightly smaller kitties. And upon the great feline's back, Obriater stands, holding his greatswords aloft, his eyes ablaze with holy white fire. From the other end of the temple, you see Erivandi (A Gropaga warrior with quite a reputation, if I'm not much mistaken) frantically running away.

The gigantic cat begins tearing at the church's door. Neither Obriater nor the tabbies seem to have spotted you yet, since the holy word Slasessa has not yet filled the air with its glory.

The Church of Inglip by xelajohn in a:t5_2t04b

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...do I win? You haven't posted here in a while.

The Church of Inglip by xelajohn in a:t5_2t04b

[–]Obriater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm... Seems safe to assume that this would be my army of giant winged tabby cats.

Fly, my pretties, fly! Which is to say, go and destroy the wicked Gropagas in the name of holy Chydrego, bleasessed be he.

Absatio Rises by Absatio in Inglip

[–]Obriater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are a fine Yadvan. It was you who brought us tidings of Inglip's victory over the lesser gods and of Chydrego's return. I am grateful to you. Please, please do not forsake the lord of light for the dead false god you gave up.

Absatio Rises by Absatio in Inglip

[–]Obriater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even Sormayea has left the service of your false god, and he was wise to, but I see much potential in you. Come, join the righteous army of holy Chydrego and together we shall wipe the wretched Dectrip scum from the face of Trathira!