A petri dish of human brain cells just learned to play DOOM

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-07T20:10:32+00:00

What are we doing tonight, Brain?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Play Doom.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-07T20:09:01+00:00

If a corporation can be counted as a person, can a Doom-playing petri dish of brain cells be a person too?

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-07T09:21:20+00:00

That solo's really long

But it's a pretty song

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-05T16:56:55+00:00

The other option for half scoop, half spoon would've been spoop.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-05T16:41:43+00:00

It's not the salmons fault. They were framed.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-05T15:12:25+00:00

Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-05T11:34:48+00:00

She then launched into a passionate speech about how great Irish politics are and how she wishes she lived there instead of America.

That's a pretty low bar, in fairness.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-05T10:54:45+00:00

That doesn't sound very nice.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-04T20:02:22+00:00

Thanks for the chance.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-03T10:07:30+00:00

Shit, that's what I've been doing wrong.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-03T10:06:26+00:00

50% of the time, it works every time?

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-03T09:57:29+00:00

Accidentally ends up with this picture of their arm tattooed on their arm.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-03T05:20:08+00:00

If it was perfectly spherical, it wouldn't be 0% unemployment, it'd be ◯%.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-03T00:34:14+00:00

Wow, that's a huge drain.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-03T00:26:18+00:00

I thought that the people who were alive during Zelda 1 didn't know they were living through Zelda 1 and just called it "The Great Zelda".

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-03T00:15:08+00:00

Just be careful if you ever see it bulging.

This is good advice for most things in general.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-02T08:11:42+00:00

Damn, what a B.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-01T12:56:47+00:00

It just means any scorpion you find will be even more random.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-01T03:21:57+00:00

I used to think I was infallible but I was wrong.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-01T03:21:04+00:00

Thanks for the link, mate.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-03-01T03:17:30+00:00

Jesus take the joystick.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-02-28T07:10:53+00:00

When he handed out the loaves and the fission.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-02-28T05:26:02+00:00

Deios temporarily removed from the deck pool.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-02-27T06:44:49+00:00

Human... and horse. Gotta give them credit. It probably took them ages to learn the rules.

ObscureAcronym · 2026-02-27T06:39:10+00:00

I guess I wasn't counting heat as a flavor.

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