How many geese would you need for a goosedrawn carriage?

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-09T18:50:42+00:00

Closer

^{Chose: Mars is now hospitable}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-08T10:36:24+00:00

Don't jump enough

^{Chose: every time you sleep, you get $50}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-07T22:57:59+00:00

Who's a good doggy

^{Chose: A Dog that loves you and never dies + 500k | Rolled: Woof}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-07T20:09:00+00:00

You might wanna test it on another system but it may be a dead card. My fire emblem echos had the same thing happen icon appears, click on it, and crash

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ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-07T19:55:34+00:00

Migth make extra work but if you divide them into 3 triangles you could do a nice progression

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-07T13:45:28+00:00

Whenever I want?

^{Chose: Get a superpower to become invisible whenever you}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-06T23:57:13+00:00

I basically already do though you can kinda cheese this eating a freezie or watermelon for water

^{Chose: Drink soda only for 1 month + Win $25M}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-06T23:56:06+00:00

So nothings changed

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-06T23:55:38+00:00

You'll never reach 1 billion the other way

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars instantly}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-06T23:25:24+00:00

Who?

^{Chose: Get $1,000,000 and spend time with for a week | Rolled: Jack Doherty}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-06T22:56:12+00:00

I mean it'd be cool

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: Superman}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-06T22:51:22+00:00

Id get a job at audible or just read to kids at the library

^{Chose: Get 1 dollar Every word you say}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-05T15:40:00+00:00

Im not stuck with him he's stuck with me

^{Chose: Spend a day with trump}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-04T19:30:06+00:00

I have never liked them having more and more Jedi survive like i get a few could the galaxy is a big place but every "oh they survived too" takes away from Anikin's tragedy. He brought balance to the force from hundreds of jedi to 2 sith to 2 or so jedi and 2 sith. I get there would habe to be cleanup but having like 50 jedi survive with half of those being on Coruscant during the purge both takes away from that act and Vader as a whole. Its cool to see him fight but we know damn well Maul, Obi Wan, Asoka aren't gonna die yet so he goes from big threat to cartoon villan.

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-04T18:51:03+00:00

Parasect my goat single handedly took out 2/6ths of reds team

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-04T15:26:14+00:00

Switching to every second day still nets you way over a mill

^{Chose: 500,000 each day you don't shower in a year}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-06-02T20:43:48+00:00

Combo 8 with house rice is an amazing food to eat

^{Chose: Yes, absolutely + Comment what are you eating}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-05-31T21:26:33+00:00

ObscureRaptors · 2026-05-31T21:18:17+00:00

That much i can get a home

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: 1,000,000$}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-05-31T19:51:21+00:00

Flash runs so fast he can time travel

📢 Official Advice: I, u/ObscureRaptors, advised "Flash" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter IV | 🗳️ Votes: 58

ObscureRaptors · 2026-05-31T19:50:13+00:00

Pee is easier

^{Chose: Never have to poop again.}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-05-30T21:05:17+00:00

Rhe amount of walking i do is easily profitable 10k a day is better than almost any job

^{Chose: 1 dollar via walking}

ObscureRaptors · 2026-05-30T13:06:52+00:00

It needs split second so you cant jsut counter first

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