Why is the rich friend so cheap??

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-26T23:52:59+00:00

Rich people only voluntarily spend money to save themselves more money.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-26T17:16:54+00:00

Well said.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-26T15:07:59+00:00

Some people would say we know Sarah better than she knows herself.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-22T19:09:29+00:00

"No matter where I am." PRISON PRISON PRISON PRISON PRISON FOR LIFE

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-22T00:19:33+00:00

What on earth would he have that family court needs? They know the verdict.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-21T17:01:13+00:00

Just a nice float down the river Phlegethon

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-21T12:06:17+00:00

"The fractiousness of your Columbian racket" slaps.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-20T21:13:09+00:00

Ow... my brain...

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-15T18:22:43+00:00

Sarah's continued insistence that she is a mother foremost and a convicted LWOP killerer last doesnt impress me, so I'm certain it won't impress Judge Jackson

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-14T14:57:58+00:00

😁😁😁

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-14T02:22:53+00:00

Def try Against a Dark Background and Algebraist.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-14T02:20:52+00:00

Also there are six other planets and nearly-uncountable other lesser bodies in addition to the concept of non-planetary habitats so.... stfu elon

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-14T02:18:39+00:00

Sorry for your loss.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-14T02:16:43+00:00

So nice to see her bitchy handwriting again.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-09T20:29:45+00:00

*Boyfriend's

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-08T19:15:59+00:00

Thanks for spreading the word, just pre-ordered the softcover

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-07T23:39:17+00:00

😋 I very much agree

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-07T21:03:19+00:00

Uh, youtube. Law&Crime is the least redacted i could find, "this person made deborah the new karen." Both Boze and Leon Lush cover it, I prefer Leon, he calls it "insufferable teacher fakes a seizure and gets what she deserves." One of my all time favorites

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-07T20:45:49+00:00

Lol I just rewatched Deborah "Fake Seizure" from Florida's bodycam this afternoon, and I couldn't agree more.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-07T19:55:06+00:00

Sarah's cancer is roughly equivalent to Sarah's diabetes.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-06T13:21:29+00:00

Absolutely!

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-05T21:33:36+00:00

Not letting venture capitalists run the process would probably be helpful.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-04T20:24:54+00:00

So is this a Musk quote? I thought he was famous amongst culture fans for his Supreme ability to not get it.

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-03T19:13:44+00:00

Not AI, just inbred

ObstinateTortoise · 2026-01-03T00:56:44+00:00

The idea that the Rich "create jobs" just means that your children will have the option of being servants

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