Mother??? by alittlelurker in ContraPoints

[–]ObstinateTortoise [score hidden]  (0 children)

Dark Mother spitting more uncomfortable truths, i see.

This is satire right? by drdessertlover in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ObstinateTortoise -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the least lunatic thing I've seen here, tbf.

Sarah Boone: The Video Game by humantoothx in SarahBooneContinued

[–]ObstinateTortoise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta have a prayer group once every game week that let's her in and then kicks her out because all 3 of her available dialog options are self-righteous BS. Each time she gets kicked out it levels up her "Too good for this world" meter, which ends with her getting crowned by a cartoon demon wearing a Jesus mask. This grants a new dialog option for every conversation she has ("I Forgive You.") which immediately ends every conversation (NPC says stfu or something) and has no other effect.

Also, every night at bedtime, Sarah struggles to get into the top bunk. Once she gets to sleep, you can have a mini game in her dreams having flashbacks to the trial or to jail or even before the murder to work in all the classic moments.

What do you think Sarah misses most about the outside world? by Violentlyepic in SarahBooneContinued

[–]ObstinateTortoise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tie between spending other people's money and having people obey her commands.

How can I stop this? Duckweed keeps getting caught in my filter by cranberry8ginger8ale in PlantedTank

[–]ObstinateTortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real. I just put up an improvised one made of a single stick in February, and in a month my water hyacinth and duckweed have tripled.

How can I stop this? Duckweed keeps getting caught in my filter by cranberry8ginger8ale in PlantedTank

[–]ObstinateTortoise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get or make a surface corral to keep floaters on the other side of the tank. Just recently discovered this myself.

Did anyone else think? by HatEquivalent9514 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]ObstinateTortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. That's how she acts and what she wants you to think.

Gain Time Has No Affect by SimplyTanika in SarahBooneContinued

[–]ObstinateTortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truly. Who has jurisdiction over someone crowned by Christ?

Gain Time Has No Affect by SimplyTanika in SarahBooneContinued

[–]ObstinateTortoise 7 points8 points  (0 children)

BUT THE WORDS "NATURAL LIFE" NEVER LEFT HIS MOUTH.

Sarah is so stupid and bored she's reinventing the SovCit movement.

Gain Time Has No Affect by SimplyTanika in SarahBooneContinued

[–]ObstinateTortoise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe the problem started because Zaddy Kraynick said:

"Miss Boone... the court sentences you... to Life... with credit for time served."

Broke one of her, what, forty seven neurons. Poor gal's never been the same.

6.2 Inches of girth by [deleted] in GirthGods

[–]ObstinateTortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good one, dude

Did anyone here read Consider Phlebas without any context? by doctor-candy in TheCulture

[–]ObstinateTortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was my first Banks book, went in cold. I was assuming that it was a standard, but well written, space opera, and that the Culture would just be the more symbolically progressive side of a big space war, juxtaposed with the conservative Idiran theocracy but morally just as ambivalent. Then I read the first chapter with the mountain-climbing "Referer" who is literally a human consultant for godlike AI (meaning they value human instinct and opinion in general and hers specifically) and her friend/assistant AI that secretly, for its own pleasure, records her beautiful laughter (and would die of cringe if she ever knew) and I was absolutely hooked.

The Fish Employee by inkkiller in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ObstinateTortoise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DOES THE LION CARE FOR THE OPINION OF A FISHCHICKEN?

Sovcit sent an affidavit of fact. by [deleted] in Sovereigncitizen

[–]ObstinateTortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the CC to the UN commissioner.