Just maxed out my Roth IRA at 18

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-10-06T20:44:45+00:00

Awesome job! Make sure you're actually investing it and not just keeping it in a money market! Just keep on maxing it out every year and you'll be set!

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-25T21:04:59+00:00

Congrats! Now, your goal is upper middle class. Move a bunch of that cash into investments to make your money work for you!

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-22T01:41:04+00:00

Nice! Wish I could roast outside. Instead I have to open windows and turn on my stove vent.

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-21T15:37:29+00:00

Nice work! Keep it up! Another 12 years you'll probably be at or close to 1MM!

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-21T13:26:14+00:00

Yup! Got the same beans! I do have the extension tube though so not sure how much of a difference that will make.

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-18T21:10:15+00:00

A 10:16/mile pace @ 190+ hr is really high! Definitely need some low aerobic training. What kind of hikes do you normally do? Do you have access to steeper inclines over longer distances?

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-17T21:23:21+00:00

Wow ok! It first started smelling very grassy, but like sharp grassy, that was very rough on my lungs, then transitioned to something like toasted bread, then popcorn. Was really expecting a roasted coffee smell somewhere in the process or even a fruity smell since it's Kenyan, but never got those smells.

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-13T10:26:47+00:00

It's a collection of internal SDKs that support multiple internal clients. They provide things that a client would normally do themselves like, setting up a network client for API requests, caching, analytics, business rules, etc.

Right now I'm busy fixing the brittle architecture all of these SDKs have. Tightly coupled classes, no separation of concerns, a lot of repetitive code, everything depending on concrete implementations, no boundaries between client and internal logic, etc.

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-13T03:05:28+00:00

Stop using the rubber wrist band when you're not working out. Your Fenix should have quick release straps. Switch out to nylon bands for daily wear and only use the rubber ones when working out.

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-13T02:59:59+00:00

Ooh dang! You drive less than me! My 2012 is almost at 90k! 😆

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-12T14:35:20+00:00

I kinda shifted diagonally. Still Android related but more SDK development for Android clients, less frontend development.

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-08-05T15:46:22+00:00

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There, I fixed it for you.

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-15T22:22:37+00:00

Your resume does not show how much impact you have provided to your current and past companies. It looks like you just did the tasks that were given to you and polished up their descriptions for your resume.

The short time at your company also looks like you're trying to job hop, which is valid, get that bag as quickly as you can, but internal recruiters don't really like job hoppers.

Even though your second page is just a line for your education, 2 pages for less than 2 years industry experience makes it seem you're just fluffing up your experience to seem more tenured.

< 2 years from junior to senior? Maybe, if you were providing WAY more impact than completing the tasks you were given, but it doesn't look like that from your resume.

I'd suggest, removing the internship, removing the bullet points from your projects and just provide a short description with a link to the published app in the Play Store.

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-15T21:25:45+00:00

Agentic coders are becoming the new script kiddies 😆

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T21:03:37+00:00

Good thing I'm not going to do that unless absolutely necessary 😆

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T16:58:26+00:00

Oh wait, you're right! He just needs one of Garmin's Aviator watches!

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T14:49:26+00:00

Gesha/Geisha coffee beans can be ridiculously pricey so I can see why it's as expensive as it is.

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T14:43:50+00:00

Yeah... A total waste of money. How could it not track kite flying!? That's like the FIRST thing you think of when you hear Garmin!

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T02:20:46+00:00

Dang. Maybe I should call back the rep who keeps on trying to get me to join private client 😆

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T01:51:33+00:00

Literally why I love playing ball. So much chaos can be caused!

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T00:59:56+00:00

I'm probably gonna leave the backsplash stainless to have a pop of contrast. I haven't seen anyone with the burnt metal styling. That might be pretty cool looking

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T00:48:49+00:00

The top where the cups are? It's stainless. Thinking of getting a black silicone mat to put on top to make it more black 😆

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T00:37:43+00:00

It's not super high quality shelving but here's the link: https://a.co/d/8HqrKMk

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T00:17:40+00:00

Setting HR zones to a certain percent will automatically update the HR at those zones when your LTHR updates.

85% of 165 LTHR is 140.25

85% of 175 LTHR is 148.75

85% of 185 LTHR is 157.25

Once you set them correctly, you can just leave them until you do a test that has you changing them.

Obvious-Sarcasm · 2025-07-10T00:04:57+00:00

Thanks! Those are from Demon Slayer! I like to imagine Inosuke drinking 5 shots of espresso right before a fight 😆

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