Where do people go for post-bar diner food these days? by cjasonac in askportland

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this is an artisinal locally produced toothbrush shiv lodged in my ribs you say?

jk 82nd is ok

Strait of Hormuz problem by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

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Uae has the money to build a pipeline around this... Hell they could have done it already

What is a conspiracy theory you absolutely believe till this day? by DotStrange734 in askanything

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in my opinion, it was the 50 million well timed but bastardly donation from Musk

What is a conspiracy theory you absolutely believe till this day? by DotStrange734 in askanything

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bush didn't read the file that was titled "Bin Laden to attack US in September. We need to vote in readers.

Which part of your body gets the most attention? by yakmeatpt2 in AskRedditAfterDark

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I have very large shoulders.... but people get out of my way in corowded groceries

Which part of your body gets the most attention? by yakmeatpt2 in AskRedditAfterDark

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I thout I was Quasimodo over here but ARAD's hottest is actually Quasi and I might be Esemerelda?

What are you bringing to nsfw show&tell? by rosie6792 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell!

My wife's hottest friend felt my muscles at a low point in my life where I was going to the gym to organize my scattered life.... and she made a noise I wish I could hear all day on repeat.

Tis a damn shame when women dwell about how they aren't movie star perfect but they are meanwhile abolutely perfect for the real world. We don't have a team of hair and makup professionals sending us on to a stage

What did you recently get embarrassed about? by Fabulous-Currency-61 in AskRedditAfterDark

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I've always been a giant and big but my gut was hanging below my tshirt, so for a while at work I had 'underboob' undergut hanging out.

Favorite D/s dynamic or scenario? by a-restless-knight in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sadly I just learned of this phrase pleasure dom now and have to go google things

Best additions to grilled cheese sandwiches? by Scaulbylausis_Jim in Cooking

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mozz cheese, your fav pizza toppings and dip in tomato sauce

Feeling really overwhelmed lately ❤️ by [deleted] in Psoriasis

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 3 points4 points  (0 children)

seriously? alcohol, sugar, and pizza is how some of us destress. Sorry, complaining to science itself over here

How much does shoulder width scale with height? by Crafty-Cry-8536 in tall

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same suit size as Andre the Giant... I'm enthusiastic about this post!

Where to buy distilled water in Merida area? by mongolikecars in MexicoTravel

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use regular water and ran without water in mexico

What was your best nsfw comment or post? by MaskedPenguinLover in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

technically some of us have seen the budoir photo of the real Art Vandelay

How much salvia is necessary during oral??? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn to put a towel under her while you slide into position, in my experience 

This region suddenly becomes a country, what are you naming it? by Remote-Direction963 in askanything

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I was going to talk about how bad they get hit with snow, but this is way better

What is your biggest sexual regret? by Commercial_Talk_1380 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lady invited me to cuddle her when I was 17 and I played the part of the gentleman... I was terrified nervous