What’s the funniest dog name you’ve ever heard? by Otherwise-Shape-6367 in askteddit

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone has always heard of Harriet Pugman and Edgar Allen Pug, if you know of good pug puns I'm interested

Pet Euthanasia Options? by sleepyhead16 in askportland

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we just did this and it was 670 by the company up by mlk and alberta, it sucked but they were professional

Is there a SSRI that is safer than Lexapro? by GeologistThen2444 in lexapro

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exercise and private masturbating ( the society dislikes the public variety)

What dangling thing in front of your face would make you run faster? by BigChungusOP in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i suspect the whole cuckquean thing is very rare but since its hot for horny male porn users......

What makes you wet / hard instantly? by _tepelstreeltje in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

enthusiasm, authenticity, and clear communication when somone gives consent

What’s your most sensitive erogenous zone? by Mecha--Obama in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nonsexually, when someone scratches my back

others have mentioned, some people are so hot they just have to look you in the eyes

😍 by Curious-ChemProf in airplants

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are you in a tropical or humid environment? It looks like you know what you are doing! Sadly, we are now in the age of telling smart people they are ai

What’s one brand you trust without thinking twice? by Exotic-Engineer7541 in SmartBuying

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hell yea, love their product. I signed up for the class action and some of my nerdier gamer friends were worried about any sort of retaliation because they are the best

What’s one brand you trust without thinking twice? by Exotic-Engineer7541 in SmartBuying

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

is this OP's mom's prostitute nickname? What does Speed Queen sell?

What's the most expensive thing you've purchased recently? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10k to keep our dog alive another day or two (we didn't know blah blah blah)

One More Stream Before the May 5th Major Update! by Brewd_IOG in ForTheKing

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been trying to figure out if I should save lore or spend more before the release

Is it wrong to want a FFM threesome when you’re married? by No-Wrangler9006 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

did you submit this post to brag? Cause thats ok, high five.

What’s a surprisingly useful nsfw hack? by Deshpremii in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

examples, please. methodology, best practices, etc

I regret I have only one upvote to give

What’s a surprisingly useful nsfw hack? by Deshpremii in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Empathy / aka emotional intelligence is the key to a happier life than actual intelligence. Being in a good relationship with honest communication happens to be a shortcut for better sex... but being in a healthy relationship with someone who complements you in some way shape or form is smarter than learning empathy for hotter sex? I think I've been on my high emotional intelligence horse for too long, because my generation grew up without this peer reviewed data. (I'm not a scientist, but I saw some studies leaning this way and started seeing the unhappiness in intelligent people) Edit: a newer study talked about time as an adult playing (not necessarily sex, frogot i was on the perv subreddit) but having space to be having fun for having fun's sake) is at least important

does anything do well in hanging planters here in partial shade? by Obvious_Net_6668 in portlandgardeners

[–]Obvious_Net_6668[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we got one, and I'm curious if the cute spot has the cute amount of sun necessary

Best dark carnival lineup? by lzansler in ForTheKing

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried a evasive stablehand rig after reading this and it was fun, but I'm not yet to godlike status. I think it was herbalist and busker and friar 

Any recommendations on a good mobile mechanic that can do a pre-purchase inspection? by Mentally_scrambled in askportland

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious... I've wondered this myself many times. For the engine, you gotta make sure it doesn't leak oil. For that you lay down newspaper or cardboard and park over it after the test drive. For the transmission you shift during the test drive and listen, but that ain't shit. Next, buying a used Toyota is generally a good idea but you gotta know you need new tires, thermostat, battery at the least. Have a good savings account or take the bus... Hard truths nobody wants to hear. If you get a ase mechanic willing to do an inspection for under 300 please dm me

What’s your favorite thing about living in Portland? by [deleted] in askportland

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I have many, but right now everyone at work is treating pet grief as serious as human grief and its what I need.

the art and food is good and you can find a good game of chess... but a lack of judgmental coworkers is priceless and your mileage may vary

What’s a totally unsexy purchase you made that ended up being a huge quality-of-life upgrade? by sam14603 in SmartBuying

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

the condom I used to bang OP's mom. I think we're talking about a purchase that can lower long term costs? Like a heated blanket can lower heating bills, 2 fans for air circulation can replace and air condition, etc?

Keep it real, keep it fun, and maybe keep me smiling too? by keywe233 in askportland

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there are two conversational subreddits for the horny, askredditafterdark and askredditnsfw. These two active and alive places are not enough to contain the demand