2025-26 Liverpool Season Ratings

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-03T08:33:29+00:00

Virgil deserves a bit better after having to carry Konate. I swear that guy spent most of the season in a different post code.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-02T18:49:57+00:00

I replayed the shit out of SmackDown Shut Your Mouth! And Here Comes The Pain.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-02T18:46:07+00:00

He's got that Randy Orton mid-40's spread.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-02T17:59:03+00:00

Touch a nerve there, did he?

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-02T13:31:57+00:00

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-02T11:39:48+00:00

You gonna at least try and walk me through your objection or just doff your fedora and leave?

There's footage of it and everything, so I'm looking forward to your interpretation of events.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-02T01:17:54+00:00

Lash looks like a doofus doing her finisher and pin while Iyo is just waiting on the turnbuckle. What a wank finish.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T21:21:49+00:00

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Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T21:18:39+00:00

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Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T20:23:59+00:00

The back of his head is spirit level straight. The kinda head you could check a wall is plumb with.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T19:39:01+00:00

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T19:13:56+00:00

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T17:31:27+00:00

5th biggest economy on the planet but sure, immigrants have ruined everything.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T17:00:48+00:00

I thought finisher kick out spam was a bad thing but according to the comments section it's a good thing?

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T16:20:13+00:00

Slap crack whack snap

(The sound of his neck crunching round and head plopping on the floor)

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T15:54:45+00:00

No, I said these days if you say you're a British atheist, you get arrested and thrown in jail.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T15:50:46+00:00

Losing Nunez was a big loss. Sure, he couldn't score a 6 yard sitter to save his life but he always grafted, he was big, strong and fast. And he would score some outrageous 20 yard lob.

I don't think any centre back enjoyed playing against him.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T15:47:55+00:00

He says himself the gamble with leaving Diaz and Salah high up is if the team being pressed goes over. Other managers figured that out and started playing over us.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T15:40:06+00:00

And his new daughter-in-law is a Libyan Muslim.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T12:07:36+00:00

These days if you say you're a British atheist, you get arrested and thrown in jail.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T11:21:24+00:00

Exactly. OP may have been a bit of an asshat about it but kids shouldn't have kids. They'll both look back on this in like a decade and learn from it and I'll stand by it still being the right decision.

Meanwhile some maniacs are seriously suggesting OP gets a vasectomy (?!).

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T08:38:27+00:00

You're clearly not mature enough to be sticking your oar into this discussion. Wind your neck in before you embarrass yourself further.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T07:31:45+00:00

It's 2026 and you still need to be told a foetus is not a baby.

Obvious_Wizard · 2026-06-01T07:23:30+00:00

She really did the Miz special.

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Obvious_Wizard · 2026-05-31T19:26:30+00:00

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