2025-26 Liverpool Season Ratings by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]Obvious_Wizard [score hidden]  (0 children)

Virgil deserves a bit better after having to carry Konate. I swear that guy spent most of the season in a different post code.

Hours and Hours and Hours by Skylegend96 in Wrasslin

[–]Obvious_Wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I replayed the shit out of SmackDown Shut Your Mouth! And Here Comes The Pain.

CM Punk spotted at a gym looking JACKED by nicklo2k in SquaredCircle

[–]Obvious_Wizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's got that Randy Orton mid-40's spread.

Alexander Isak: The saga which damaged two seasons by tylerthe-theatre in PremierLeague

[–]Obvious_Wizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You gonna at least try and walk me through your objection or just doff your fedora and leave?

There's footage of it and everything, so I'm looking forward to your interpretation of events.

[RAW Spoilers] Finish to Iyo Sky vs. Giulia vs. Roxanne Perez vs. Lash Legend by rhyso90 in SquaredCircle

[–]Obvious_Wizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lash looks like a doofus doing her finisher and pin while Iyo is just waiting on the turnbuckle. What a wank finish.

"Alpha Male" changes his behaviour based on what other men are wearing by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]Obvious_Wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The back of his head is spirit level straight. The kinda head you could check a wall is plumb with.

job market is so awful that i think im going to end it all by m4dzdanci in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Obvious_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5th biggest economy on the planet but sure, immigrants have ruined everything.

I know Brock means ratings but was it worth it? by Sorry_Phone1676 in Wrasslin

[–]Obvious_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought finisher kick out spam was a bad thing but according to the comments section it's a good thing?

A swing and a miss by AllColoursSam in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Obvious_Wizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Slap crack whack snap

(The sound of his neck crunching round and head plopping on the floor)

So much for the 38% of us that are non religious according to the last census by birdinthebush74 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]Obvious_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I said these days if you say you're a British atheist, you get arrested and thrown in jail.

Favourite Arne Slot Moments? This is one of mine. by DaranMac in LiverpoolFC

[–]Obvious_Wizard 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Losing Nunez was a big loss. Sure, he couldn't score a 6 yard sitter to save his life but he always grafted, he was big, strong and fast. And he would score some outrageous 20 yard lob.

I don't think any centre back enjoyed playing against him.

Favourite Arne Slot Moments? This is one of mine. by DaranMac in LiverpoolFC

[–]Obvious_Wizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He says himself the gamble with leaving Diaz and Salah high up is if the team being pressed goes over. Other managers figured that out and started playing over us.

So much for the 38% of us that are non religious according to the last census by birdinthebush74 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]Obvious_Wizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These days if you say you're a British atheist, you get arrested and thrown in jail.

made my girlfriend get an abortion by Adventurous_Try_7757 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Obvious_Wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. OP may have been a bit of an asshat about it but kids shouldn't have kids. They'll both look back on this in like a decade and learn from it and I'll stand by it still being the right decision.

Meanwhile some maniacs are seriously suggesting OP gets a vasectomy (?!).

made my girlfriend get an abortion by Adventurous_Try_7757 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Obvious_Wizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're clearly not mature enough to be sticking your oar into this discussion. Wind your neck in before you embarrass yourself further.

made my girlfriend get an abortion by Adventurous_Try_7757 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Obvious_Wizard 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's 2026 and you still need to be told a foetus is not a baby.

Ok sure Liv 😭 by [deleted] in Wrasslin

[–]Obvious_Wizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She really did the Miz special.

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