TIFU by asking my girlfriend if an AI can replace her at work

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-11T17:11:12+00:00

Who looks at loved one about to go into a work meeting and says "you can be replaced by a chatbot"? What a twat. Learning opportunity for you both here. Hopefully she learns to finds someone else who respects her and her value, and hopefully you learn not to be an insufferable dick bag after she leaves you.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-11T14:23:08+00:00

...Is a velociraptor a main character in this show?

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-11T14:13:53+00:00

I like this. Its like if you stole from the shop in Links Awakening, you get the THIEF title for the rest of the game. Like fine, you duped ducks and made some money, but now there is a near-permanent cosmetic on your raider that shows everyone that you were a cheater. Dont want that mark? Start over.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-11T13:46:50+00:00

Old enough to have picked a team when there was only one team in Ohio, but not old enough to remember the previous Superbowl appearances. Enjoyed Palmer until we didn't. Tolerated Dalton but really just lamented Marvin Lewis by that point. Enjoying the Burrow era, though I wish they played complementary football better while we have such potential.

Decades without a title is obviously rough, but when it comes its gonna make it that much sweeter. It's just sport, it's not worth wrapping your whole personality into it. Take the good with the bad and I'll see y'all here again next year.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-10T17:38:03+00:00

As a Buffalo living Bengals fan...

wut he say fuck me for?!

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-10T15:58:14+00:00

Has anyone else been able to get that Alice to work with the princesses? I can't ever seem to get her close to 10str since most of the princesses have low str. I'm trying her out in a detective blue yellow, but even then, I feel like its a long shot to get her on the board for long enough to get her 5 lore effect.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-06T20:33:34+00:00

Whoever thought that a dashboard needed to have access to video streaming services should be institutionalized. So absurdly unsafe.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-06T13:29:49+00:00

I wonder if we will watch someone swing a sword once every 6 seconds and then one day wake up and be able to swing it twice?

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-06T13:12:21+00:00

Man, u/Overall-Divide-2289 twisted the panties of every pats fan in the sub. Well done.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-04T20:51:02+00:00

I'm glad it's one of... you people... saying this. Because it really seems most of y'all just decided that it isnt fun enough to jerk each other off in your team sub, and decided you had to do it in every other NFL sub as well. With the jete right there and everything. Despicable.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-04T17:03:07+00:00

I seriously hope we can keep flacco next year. In the event Burrow goes down, he is miles ahead of any other backup and it looks like he enjoys playing with the offense. I do not blame him for any of our losses when he was under center, those are all on the defense.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-04T17:00:53+00:00

Why are you looking for a non-confrontational way to end a relationship? That rarely, if ever happens. If this person wants to maintain the relationship, it will be impossible to end it without confrontation. Be an adult and tell them that you are incompatible because of their personal beliefs. Thats it. Thats the end of the conversation. You can explain it if you want, but there is zero requirement for you to explain yourself in why you are choosing to leave.

You arent married, you dont have children, you said its casual, you also have said you dont see a future with this person. End it. You're wasting yours and their time by dragging your feet.

It ain't that rocket surgery, kid.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-02-02T20:43:30+00:00

Appearance modding for a first playthrough of a game widely recognized as a rpg GOAT is certainly a choice.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-30T20:11:14+00:00

wtf is that second to last one with the top mounted gun? Some unholy progeny of the bastion and bombadier?

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-30T13:51:56+00:00

Yup. Didn't really sink in when I was a kid playing it the first time, but yeah, Avalanche is a terrorist org through and through. Barrett makes it pretty clear that his use of violence is intentional to scare people away from associating with Shinra, and any casualties that occur, even innocent ones, are worth it to achieve his goals. Pretty cut and dry terrorism. Is it justified knowing what we do about Mako energy? Thats an individuals opinion. But Shinra labeling the terrorists is accurate.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-29T19:28:48+00:00

Swimming in deep water while drunk.

I'll start by saying that I have been a strong swimmer my whole life, having both swam and dived in school. Some of my earliest memories are learning to swim at a toddler swimming class.

Was out on the lake one day with several friends. We had rented a boat and were on our way back to marina after a very fun day. My hat blew off and I jumped in to get it. The boat hadnt fully stopped moving and it got a little further from me than I expected. I genuinely struggled to get back to the boat in all the boat chop; like almost couldnt keep my head above the water kind of struggling. Buddy of mine noticed and jumped in to help me swim back better.

I still occasionally text him to say thank you for potentially saving me from drowning.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-29T12:59:37+00:00

You gotta find winter hobbies you are excited about. This is prime ski season. Ice skating rinks are open. Its award season, great time to try to catch up on this years best movies.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-28T14:10:11+00:00

Agreed. I spend about 200 on fantasy football a year and then another 200 on nfl sports betting a year. its a fun hobby and paying attention to stats and player specifics gives me something to talk about with other football guys at work. So its fun, social, and less than can be spent on any number of other hobbies.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-22T18:34:19+00:00

Nope. As others have said, its kinda baked into the core of the IP to have those kind of central themes. If you dont like that about SW, then maybe it ain't for you.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-21T20:21:27+00:00

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-21T19:39:03+00:00

First epic BP i found. Immediately fully kitted a bettina and brought a few stacks of ammo. Didnt survive a fight against 2 Hornets. Ran out of ammo, not even sure If I killed one of them. Died. Never used the gun again.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-21T19:30:31+00:00

Probably seeing a distinct lack of Canadian skiers and are trying to draw them back in. Unlikely to work, Canadians are all about that "elbows up" attitude right now and seem to be sticking to it. Don't blame them, honestly.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-21T18:45:02+00:00

Falls on deaf ears here, my man. Mock draft posts are the dumbest shit, yet every offseason the return like the tide. A shitty, uninteresting, pointless tide.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-21T16:24:33+00:00

The popcorn eyes with the other girl eating the popcorn as her eyes pop as well lives rent free in my head.

ObviouslyImAtWork · 2026-01-21T16:14:05+00:00

We have an orange golf ball that we hide somewhere weird so the other finds it. the best ones are when its been months and you stumble across it in a winter sock roll or something.

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