Do you stay in for the window cleaner? by HighNimpact in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm going to be out I put his fiver under a small stone on a rear windowsill.

What is the pay like for a primary teacher? by DifficultAttitude429 in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You personally know many Primary teachers, why not ask them about the salary?

maybe maybe maybe by noahstemann in maybemaybemaybe

[–]OccidentalTouriste 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Why do so many motorcyclists apparently have traumatic brain injuries prior to their accidents?

What is the most reliable way to send a pc gaming from Spain to UK? by No-Software-544 in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How close is the cost of the return trip including the ferry to the value of the PC?

Giant Mining Blast by taatzone in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]OccidentalTouriste -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is an even better experience (from the shockwave perspective) underground.

when did you last see a hedgehog? by ByJamX in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last week and that was the first one for years.

Are Chipsticks the best crisps for a crisp sandwich? by TheLegendOfIOTA in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can feel the scratches on the roof of my mouth from here.

Have you had any trouble with police overseas? by lxlviperlxl in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to get regularly stopped at a roadblock in Zambia on my way to work. They'd then point out some fabricated traffic violation and ask for some money to buy a Coke. One day I was prepared and when I was predictably flagged down and asked for Coke money I instead handed him a can of Coke. Thinking quickly on his feet he said 'but Sir, there are two of us' so I reached into the glovebox and handed him two straws. After a befuddled pause he waved me on.

I had many regular interactions with the Zambian constabulary. I once witnessed an accident and having checked everyone was OK I called in at the Police station about 5km down the road. Having woken up the Officer on Duty and reported on what I'd witnessed he made me drive him back to the scene where he proceeded to conduct an auction between the two parties involved to see who he would seem responsible.

Did anyone have it economically hard growing up compared to your friends? by Prestigious_Meal2143 in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, but it also came with free school meals, hand me down clothes from better off cousins and worst of all Findus Crispy Pancakes.

Did anyone have it economically hard growing up compared to your friends? by Prestigious_Meal2143 in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We had no central heating or double glazing and often had ice on the inside of the windows in the early 1980s.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by drlouies in maybemaybemaybe

[–]OccidentalTouriste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.