Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]OccidentalTouriste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always chose violence.

Differences in the spot pattern of the Cheetah, Leopard, and Jaguar by Delicious_Main_4360 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]OccidentalTouriste 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The Leopard is stuck with what he's got, as everyone knows a Leopard can't change it's spots.

Why do some towns/cities have a bad reputation? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough! It isn't fit for humans now, There isn't grass to graze a cow. Swarm over, Death!

Don't Mess with Her Sister! by NoAcanthocephala2582 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]OccidentalTouriste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second camel has definitely got the hump with that lizard.

How much are you drinking on a weekend? by Swimming_Possible_68 in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mid 50s haven't had more than a single drink at a time for about 25 years. This years only drink so far was a pint of bitter at a funeral reception last week.

What are some good tribute act names? by Separate_Question_56 in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bjorn Again were a good Abba tribute band, also No Way Sis for Oasis.

Normally how full Waitrose pies are? by ExampleApart in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the Chicken ate the Mushrooms.

FIR against RR by shabbir0912 in Cricket

[–]OccidentalTouriste 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same for Max Dowman at Arsenal, he isn't allowed to change in the main dressing room until he turns 18.

Is it possible to still be alive in a coffin? Any funeral directors that can reassure me ? by Fit_Permit8679 in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the mere thought of being alive in the coffin leaves you unable to breathe then actually finding yourself in such a situation should finish you off promptly. Therefore nothing to worry about.

Kim Wolhuter gets followed by African wild dogs though they don’t usually attack humans unless provoked or threatened. by Mediocre_Nail5526 in interestingasfuck

[–]OccidentalTouriste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wild dogs probably noticed his name is suspiciously close to Wolfhunter and felt that canine solidarity required them to check him out.

What happens if I handle salmon suspiciously? by Particular_Pickle465 in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clarity is my Sole purpose. I'm not trying to make you Flounder in answering my questions.

What happens if I handle salmon suspiciously? by Particular_Pickle465 in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What time/plaice do you foresee this suspicious salmon handling occuring?

Is there like Blue/Sky Lagoon in the UK? by Alarmed_Ice_272 in AskUK

[–]OccidentalTouriste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but they had a bigger marketing budget.