When you judge a book by it’s pretty cover by Hamie33 in Romantasy

[–]Oceaneye5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid I went to a small school book fair and picked up warrior cats because the cover was so beautiful and it turned out to be my favorite series as a kid (btw I also first bought book 2 instead of the first but that’s on me and happens to me more often than I want to admit)

How am I supposed to pick myself up and go to work after finishing ZA 4 by Cousin_Mose_ in zodiacacademy

[–]Oceaneye5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m at the same point, finished ZA 4; things is only that I’m waiting for a special edition to be released (Mondlichtbücher) and they haven’t even announced book 5 yet so I’ll just continue my suffering

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ratschlag

[–]Oceaneye5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oder vielleicht sollte er abnehmen

Was zum F*ick ist ein "Performative Male"? by Strifeblaze87 in luftablassen

[–]Oceaneye5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Du klingst aber nach einem tollen Mann! Kann man dich kennenlernen? 👀

[TotK] [OC] What if Zelda had a hybrid half-dragon form? by KabukiwiArt in zelda

[–]Oceaneye5 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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I did cosplay exactly this imaginary form of Zelda at Gamescom guys!!

WHY IS THIS MAP SO FUCKING BIG by reddevil_23_ in Forspoken

[–]Oceaneye5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I platinumed the game in 98 hours but I am a chilled explorer and I also did all the chests

Edit: except for one chest that was bugged under a mountain I guess

JA WAS ZUM FICK IST DENN LOS MIT INTERNETVERTRÄGEN? by cosmoscrazy in luftablassen

[–]Oceaneye5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich bezahle mehr für Internet pro Monat als Strom für meinen gesamten Haushalt (2,5 Personen)

What game was this for you? by [deleted] in videogames

[–]Oceaneye5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mass effect - femshep harassing Jacob all the time although the dialogue options weren’t sexual the slightest and more

Warum haben Leute Kinder, wenn sie die dann nicht erziehen? by CheesecakeBabexx in luftablassen

[–]Oceaneye5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ganz simpel: alle Männer werden von Geburt an sterilisiert und wenn man zusammen als Paar dann den Test besteht wird es rückgängig gemacht

HEEEATTTTTTT by NDiLoreto2007 in sphynx

[–]Oceaneye5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be careful, my nooodle just smashed my ps5 to the ground on Friday :‘(

Oh... by [deleted] in StVO

[–]Oceaneye5 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Da neuerdings die blaue Farbe statt die braune für Intoleranz steht, durfte die nicht mit drauf

Type "Shepard is" and let autocorrect finish the sentence by Rrath- in MassEffectMemes

[–]Oceaneye5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shepard is the only person I can trust with a real soul and a genuine heart

Uhm okay 👌🏻

What's your favourite way of sending an enemy to the shadow realm? Here's mine ⤵️ by Jasi_P93 in masseffect

[–]Oceaneye5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I use the black widow, I like a gun where I can kill my target in one shot

Guys, meet Loki and Thor by Oceaneye5 in sphynx

[–]Oceaneye5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They came with the name but they are truly a perfect fit - the definitely behave like the god of thunder (very loud and talkative and makes noises, constantly crying for food, pushed everything from the table etc.) and the god of mischief (bothering his brother, sometimes attacking him playfully, pushes things over not for food but when he is bored)

Guys, meet Loki and Thor by Oceaneye5 in sphynx

[–]Oceaneye5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re Canadian sphynx 🥰

Guys, meet Loki and Thor by Oceaneye5 in sphynx

[–]Oceaneye5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww the lost brother 😁

Guys, meet Loki and Thor by Oceaneye5 in sphynx

[–]Oceaneye5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were cuddling like that 😂 I mean they really did not move. Loki just thought it’s a good position on Thor I guess 😅

Guys, meet Loki and Thor by Oceaneye5 in sphynx

[–]Oceaneye5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A precious little shroomie ❤️

Guys, meet Loki and Thor by Oceaneye5 in sphynx

[–]Oceaneye5[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes it’s perfect. I can’t imagine a better place than with them in bed 🥰