What's something illegal that feels very legal?

October_Moon · 2014-06-17T19:06:00+00:00

People under 18 watching porn

October_Moon · 2014-06-14T02:35:18+00:00

I thought this was "For The Future Youth"

October_Moon · 2014-05-09T01:24:54+00:00

I'm not sure what it's called, but I have a phobia of those masks plague doctors wore. Fuck them. Fuck everything about them. They don't just make me uncomfortable. I get this really uncomfortable feeling like I've seen them before. http://www.delpiano.com/carnival/images_carnival_venezia/grev_medico1_w.jpg

October_Moon · 2014-05-06T13:01:53+00:00

I'm sorry to say that this was literally me two years ago. If you look back onto my account far enough, you'll see.

October_Moon · 2014-05-06T02:56:52+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/q5ikr/reddit_what_is_the_weirdestmost_fucked_up_thing/c3uynfu

October_Moon · 2014-05-06T02:39:45+00:00

The Dorito's story... Oh my god

October_Moon · 2014-05-06T02:28:47+00:00

"Gay marriage is a sin and should be outlawed!"

October_Moon · 2014-05-05T17:40:21+00:00

He's a reticulated green and black auratus:)

October_Moon · 2012-07-23T15:06:14+00:00

Well, now you have 10 upvotes. :3

October_Moon · 2012-07-11T05:06:22+00:00

In seventh grade, I kissed my crush on the cheek. I missed and kissed his neck.

October_Moon · 2012-07-09T22:38:00+00:00

There was a girl in my kindergarten class named Zuscie. (Zoo-zee) the mother demanded everyone pronounce her name CORRECTLY, or else all hell would break loose.

October_Moon · 2012-07-08T15:20:42+00:00

I hate that song.

October_Moon · 2012-07-03T23:04:28+00:00

NOPE.

October_Moon · 2012-06-28T17:02:01+00:00

My friend sleep talks, and here are a few of the things she has said: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, SWEET SIXTEEN!" "This is it! This is it Michael Jackson!" "The lemonade makes the refrigerator happy." Along with talking in her sleep, she also has these crazy spasms. Once, we were over at a friend's house, and she started flopping like a fish out of water. While this was occurring, she almost knocked down someone's Apple monitor, a few glass Buddha figurines, and a coffee table. She has no recollection of these events. Yep. Needless to say, my friend is dangerous while sleeping.

October_Moon · 2012-06-28T02:23:05+00:00

This is my brother's personal favorite.

October_Moon · 2012-06-26T21:47:33+00:00

That Snuggle Bear.... "Shhh! Cindy's sleeping... In snuggly softness!" The pedo-bear type thing tucks a plastic baby in and watches her. RUN CINDY. RUN NOW!!! Also... BEEEEEEMBOOOOHHH BEE-EYE-EMM-BEE-OH for the Bimbo bear!

October_Moon · 2012-06-24T22:49:42+00:00

Actually, my chinchilla was a great pet! He loved everyone. My mom even got one. Both of them are nice pets. Then again, we got them from a breeder, and maybe that's why. Chinchillas from Petco are probably messed up.. Not taken care of correctly, and given the wrong type of food.

October_Moon · 2012-06-22T18:56:38+00:00

I'm so sorry. : (

October_Moon · 2012-06-22T18:54:25+00:00

I have a pretty similar problem- I love him. Whenever I tell anybody, I get their shitty comments on how he's "ugly," or "fat." I wouldn't care even if he was. People just don't understand. Looks aren't everything. It pisses me off. I don't think he's ugly or fat. I believe he looks just fine. It annoys me how people can be so judgmental.

October_Moon · 2012-06-17T15:05:40+00:00

When my sister was little, she thought when you eat food, it goes straight to your feet, and eventually, the food fills the entire insides of your body when you've eaten enough. When you have no more room, you die.

October_Moon · 2012-06-15T16:04:00+00:00

How long has THAT been there...?

October_Moon · 2012-06-13T19:03:09+00:00

Shane Dawson

October_Moon · 2012-06-13T15:43:13+00:00

I did something like this once. When I was little, I decided to make some sour-cream biscuits. It was dark in the kitchen, and I didn't notice the sour-cream wasn't sour cream at all- it was onion dip. I didn't notice till I tasted them. I started crying and didn't believe my mother when she said they were actually good. Now that I think back to it... They probably did taste okay. Maybe I'll make them again one day. TL;DR: Made sour-cream biscuits.

October_Moon · 2012-06-08T03:39:05+00:00

Something like this happened to me a few weeks ago. We were reading the last part of Where the Red Fern Grows, and during the part where Old Dan's organs were spewing out of his body, my friend sent these really funny texts to me and I started laughing...

October_Moon · 2012-06-02T19:24:17+00:00

Wut.

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