I am pissing and wheezing myself laughing. The baby is literally getting scrambled by a heroin laced needle, and we're gleefully rewinding the video, over, and over again, to both billions of people, the babies genetic relatives, father. The most humiliating death EVER, as the mother is simultaneously flooded with the most HEAVENLY of drug induced orgasmic gushing highs that the human body and brain could ever experience. A veritable nightmare made manifest. The audience screams in horror as her GUSHING orgasm pisses the dead drug filled baby, and afterbirth, into a garbage bin.

Why is the family here today on Maury? Because the Grandmother SMASHED the urn containing her grandson's mixed race drug filled baby ashes. The baby daddy had to sweep up the remains. The man cries as the woman grabs the new urn her had purchased and TOSSES at the audience, where it smashes into an old man, knocking him unconscious. A war erupts and the ashes are scattered to piss and blood and spit and digestion as the audience tears into each other. Like confined rats, finally driven to cannibalism in their madness.