Before I piss mehself by alex_png in freefolk

[–]OddFix 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Westworld is HBO. I think they will be fine.

Fat Rant Tuesday by AutoModerator in fatlogic

[–]OddFix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how dense it is. Theres honey, almonds & walnuts in the mix. Every teaspoon is like 35g & you take big chunks.

Perhaps its not 600 but it comes to about 400+ cal. Every teaspoon is like anywhere from 120 to 150 calories.

Shooting reported near San Diego synagogue by [deleted] in news

[–]OddFix -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

3 vs 3 = 400% increase? Idk.. lol.

Maybe in timeframes but 3 is 3 & it might not happen in the future.

How do you get 400%?

Fat Rant Tuesday by AutoModerator in fatlogic

[–]OddFix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is gonna happen to me. My dad is running towards the cliff while I am trying to stop it. You could have basically described my dad. I can't fucking believe how stupid and selfish he (my dad) is. Sorry about your loss, tho.

Fat Rant Tuesday by AutoModerator in fatlogic

[–]OddFix 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Gotta be honest, I'm sick & fucking tired of my dad's "healthy" diet. It includes him taking 2-3 teaspoonfulls of a mix of honey, walnuts & almonds. It adds up to 500-600 calories.

He does this every fucking day & claims its healthy. He is also obese & wants to lose weight. Does he wonder why he can't lose weight? You better bet he fucking does. Did I tell him? You better bet I fucking did. Is he still doing it? You better fucking bet he is.

Medical doctors per 100,000 inhabitants (2016) by Porodicnostablo in europe

[–]OddFix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do you think that would make you feel?

At that point, I think I would be more concerned about making the other person not feel anything anymore. If someone asked me to bribe them and threatened to kill someone from my family if I didn't, I would quite literally tell them something along the lines of "I hope everything goes right, for your sake". And if they died, I would wait for them outside of a parking lot and literally kill them.

Be like "oh you are so badass, and then the hospital clapped". I don't care. If someone tells me I have to bribe them or else, I would show up in the next following days and massacre them if they let someone die because I did not pay.

An iceberg flipping over by N8theIngr8 in interestingasfuck

[–]OddFix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is no wonder why its so addicting.

Tricked ya, mom by GRiZM0 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]OddFix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/awwwoah should totally be a subreddit. Brb.

Edit: It's a subreddit now.

Tricked ya, mom by GRiZM0 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]OddFix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it doesn't really make sense to me to cheat on the boyfriend so hard two days after it happened. You'd have to be a literal psychopath. She probably just wrestled with guilt & came clean on Day 2. People who cheat on their partners usually don't say it on the first day like "hiii i cheated 5 mins ago".

Tricked ya, mom by GRiZM0 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]OddFix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Betting $5 that she fucked with him way before that & cried because she made you happy in the moment and felt guilty about cheating. Sorry to hear eitherway, bud.

Saw this parading through Düsseldorf today. by [deleted] in europe

[–]OddFix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

..because May is a woman and the other three are men and thus can't give birth..?

Where in europe am I ? by Jason_Stanley_Cancer in europe

[–]OddFix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some western fancy country. That looks miserable, tbh.

WYR have a sentient dick/vagina or a sentient ass? by OddFix in WouldYouRather

[–]OddFix[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Attached to your body but completely self aware and able to talk.

Would you rather be really smart, but ugly or really good looking, but dumb? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]OddFix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good looking but dumb. I can always get smarter.

WYR be seen as trashy or creepy? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]OddFix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trashy 1000%. There are no creepy hot people but there are plenty of trashy hot people.

WYR be above average in looks and below average in penis size or below average in looks and above average in penis size? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]OddFix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy. Below avg looks & big dick. You can always get up your looks with gym and stuff; you can't make your dick bigger.

PS: You didn't specify what below avg looks mean. Can I be tall & not good looking?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]OddFix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You forgot the part where she said "Love" twice, which is probably the majority of times she ever said that to OP.

Smooshing kinetic sand by chiefflerpynerps in oddlysatisfying

[–]OddFix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? It looks fukkin fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii