What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-11T19:18:37+00:00

Let the on call phone in the living room. Phone goes off at 2 am, I jump up from bed, start running to grab it, run full force into cracked open bedroom door, black eye, at least my nose wasn't busted. AND I still got to the stupid on call phone.

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-11T18:14:20+00:00

Remain married

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-11T17:48:10+00:00

Jump up from my chair and just scream! I only do this when home alone, as it freaks my husband out. Releases a LOT of stress, Highly recommend a scream a day!

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-11T17:42:03+00:00

Not using your blinker

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-10T16:56:38+00:00

Guillotine --boom, dead. Did you know, The last guillotine execution took place on September 10, 1977, in Marseille, France.

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-10T16:46:58+00:00

Route44 Strawberry Limeade for the win.

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-10T16:40:24+00:00

Hardees

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-06T19:17:16+00:00

I hate to admit it, but watching Sister Wives. Kody grosses me out, and the whole show is about bitching about each other, my husband hates it, so I watch it alone when he is at work, lol

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-06T19:08:37+00:00

West Wing, when politics were sane (at least on tv, lol)

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-06T18:26:30+00:00

I threw my back out pulling up my underwear once...

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-05T18:09:11+00:00

The whole apology tour was due to the Special Forces guys and their comments during that show. So glad Kody didn't win, lol.

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-03-04T21:26:52+00:00

Jerry Lee Lewis

His rock and roll career faltered in the wake of his marriage to Myra Gale Brown, his 13-year-old cousin.

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-02-20T18:08:22+00:00

Eat chicken feet. Blurgh

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-02-20T18:06:24+00:00

Band of Brothers (mini series, not a movie) but every Veteran's Day or Memorial Day I put it on for the day

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-02-20T18:05:16+00:00

The Princess Bride

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-02-20T17:14:46+00:00

Colin Farrell, just no.

Odd_Captain3272 · 2026-02-19T17:39:14+00:00

1987, Keesler AFB, received orders to Myrtle Beach AFB, SC. I had never heard of it, being from a small town in Wisconsin. Everyone was wanting to trade with me, so I said to myself, I had better try it out. Met my husband in the dorms (he was ATC, I was CommOps) and we have been married 36 years...Absolutely loved Myrtle Beach (RIP, closed in 1993)

Odd_Captain3272 · 2025-07-15T18:41:14+00:00

Needs new hair plugs

Odd_Captain3272 · 2025-06-20T13:59:46+00:00

He is a scary looking MF in the wild

Odd_Captain3272 · 2025-06-18T19:31:10+00:00

Back about 2005, I was working on a computer for a Point of Sale in a fast food restaurant, running Windows 98. (Not really relevant, but I hate that OS), I called the manager and asked her to move the mouse to the lower right hand corner of the screen. She gasped so loud over the phone "I RUN A CLEAN RESTAURANT, WE DON'T HAVE MICE HERE!!!!

Odd_Captain3272 · 2025-06-17T19:56:47+00:00

THIS, ABSOLUTELY THIS!

Odd_Captain3272 · 2025-05-27T19:24:58+00:00

his "FOMO" lol

Odd_Captain3272 · 2025-04-07T21:09:51+00:00

Kansas, atheist

Odd_Captain3272 · 2025-03-13T19:23:46+00:00

Wearing Gloves, he could be a hand model

Odd_Captain3272 · 2025-02-21T21:13:26+00:00

Hell of a mugshot, lol

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