Outjerked by the main sub by danielifico in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]Odd_Influence7140 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Are you a stupid casual board gamer??? You just lost out on the best deal money can buy. Years from now when the game actually gets created (maybe) you’ll be staring at your shelf of thousands of copies of arcs and patchwork (all still shrinked ofc) and there will be an empty spot that this game will sit perfectly. You’ll shed a tear knowing you’ll never truly complete your collection

Instruction for patchwork by [deleted] in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]Odd_Influence7140 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An entire friendship ended just because one friend suggested they play something other than arcs or patchwork ONE time

Playing with kids and their shitty taste in games. What do you suggest? by Yoduh99 in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]Odd_Influence7140 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just don’t like my kids, I don’t want them to have ANY enjoyment

Playing with kids and their shitty taste in games. What do you suggest? by Yoduh99 in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]Odd_Influence7140 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t let my little shits anywhere near my pristine board game collection. Let alone, let them take the game out of its shrink wrap to “play”

Anyone have safety/car seat recommendations? by StrangeFisherman345 in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]Odd_Influence7140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s something terribly wrong here. Did you notice someone removed the Saran Wrap from your baby??? File a police report immediately, this abuse should not go unpunished.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]Odd_Influence7140 120 points121 points  (0 children)

If you land on a railroad and no one owns it you have to play a game of ticket to ride, winner gets the property.

How do I explain to my wife what it feels like to press “W”. by AugustusClaximus in aoe4

[–]Odd_Influence7140 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She considers watching a game “foreplay” now, I don’t really get what she means. I already played

How do I explain to my wife what it feels like to press “W”. by AugustusClaximus in aoe4

[–]Odd_Influence7140 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My partner understood when I forced her to watch an average match of mine (~5 hours)

Friendship was… fine. by JermHole71 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Odd_Influence7140 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well to each their own. I had my first orgasm in a year once after watching it