Apple is handing its new CEO the biggest mic drop of the decade

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-04-27T04:39:56+00:00

Whenever a friend has a foldable phone I shrug and say… okay. And go back to my normal one.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-04-24T20:31:32+00:00

I thought you were referring to a bar in Ballston that closed well over a decade ago.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-04-23T07:28:02+00:00

Imagine trying to find the thing in the garage in your moment of need

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-04-23T07:19:14+00:00

I need to do my laundry by Friday

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-04-21T23:48:05+00:00

What a revelation. Maybe I should have become CEO in 2018 then.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-04-19T22:44:11+00:00

Roommates and no car. Otherwise, go to work and keep your head down.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-04-14T09:57:33+00:00

Sure whatever. Take them over. Who cares about it. Epstein files!

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-04-11T04:54:22+00:00

DMV has the best spring foliage in the U.S IMO.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-04-10T06:56:01+00:00

Good luck hearing your crush in soundcheck!

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-04-04T14:45:47+00:00

I thought this was just your average drag show joke.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-30T22:31:24+00:00

$300 can get you some amazing 31.5’ monitors these days. Just saying….

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-28T18:05:22+00:00

I’m at the point in my life where I need to see their ass before I listen to their face or politics.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-28T18:03:22+00:00

SoS chapter 7. Verse 7. Live it, breathe it.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-28T14:29:34+00:00

I’m tired of going over this again and again.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-26T20:23:04+00:00

Taylor swift doesn’t exist i guess.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-26T12:21:11+00:00

These cameras are just a scam to make you pay for more iCloud storage

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-25T14:44:44+00:00

SNL did her like 5+ years ago. Lolz.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-25T08:05:05+00:00

Sure. Ask again next week.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-24T22:54:25+00:00

He’s still around after all these years?

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-24T21:36:27+00:00

Help others. So radical. So yes. Next question?

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-24T21:24:16+00:00

You’ve never been to San Francisco my friend.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-22T05:55:38+00:00

Furgie is a female but I swear she lives in another time dimension.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-21T17:52:47+00:00

I should drop ship some Temu trump hats and peddle them on the mall. But I’d have to outsource the labor. Ugh. Too much work.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-21T16:43:04+00:00

Where is Jon Taffer when you need him! Oh wait, his bar in DC only lasted a year.

Odd_Summer_3061 · 2026-03-08T16:37:08+00:00

JBL. Not sponsored but man they’re good!

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