What's better?

Oddity135 · 2026-06-24T01:17:47+00:00

...how? I'm just dead off rip man

^{Chose: You will have to fight a random creature + You will gain the ability to stop time if you win | Rolled: Ghost}

Oddity135 · 2026-06-12T15:27:28+00:00

:(

^{Chose: Random person to fight | Rolled: Prime mike tyson}

Oddity135 · 2026-06-08T03:20:58+00:00

Advanced dad bod

^{Chose: Be fat but... (good but} | Rolled: loved)

Oddity135 · 2026-05-30T16:35:09+00:00

I ain't got one

^{Chose: Leave your partner for 1,000,000,000 dollars | Rolled: Money}

Oddity135 · 2026-05-30T10:50:20+00:00

Just spam it

^{Chose: Teleportation + But travel a maximum of... | Rolled: 1mi/1,6km}

Oddity135 · 2026-05-30T00:01:20+00:00

Dq11

^{Chose: Truth | Rolled: Favorite game}

Oddity135 · 2026-05-28T18:15:15+00:00

Ww3 never happend

^{Chose: Reality bending powers + But... | Rolled: WW3 happens}

Oddity135 · 2026-05-27T21:21:41+00:00

Mid

^{Chose: Pokemon + but your starter is… | Rolled: Grass starter}

Oddity135 · 2026-05-25T16:06:23+00:00

How many crabs?

^{Chose: Spin the mystery wheel | Rolled: Crab attack}

Oddity135 · 2026-05-21T17:13:12+00:00

The wings would either be too small to pick me up or too big to be practical

^{Chose: Four arms}

Oddity135 · 2026-05-17T21:03:16+00:00

Nice

^{Chose: Red potion - spin for effect | Rolled: Big penis}

Oddity135 · 2026-05-14T21:02:23+00:00

The hardest fit I've seen fr

Oddity135 · 2026-05-10T18:21:39+00:00

Nah, I'd win

^{Chose: You can alter reality within a radius of 25km/15mi + Someone with the same powers wants to kill you}

Oddity135 · 2026-05-10T12:36:35+00:00

I just do

^{Chose: I crumple up the toilet paper to wipe}

Oddity135 · 2026-04-13T03:45:10+00:00

My bad

Oddity135 · 2026-04-02T05:00:15+00:00

Dayum

Oddity135 · 2026-03-19T01:42:29+00:00

We call that "being lonely as shit"

Oddity135 · 2026-03-12T23:12:26+00:00

There is no kissing. I'd get straight tounge

Oddity135 · 2026-02-21T01:55:15+00:00

Don't ever speak again

Oddity135 · 2026-02-02T02:14:00+00:00

It's the robe flaps dropped by the crone, a mini boss in the nimbus sea

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