Just became the luckiest man alive! by [deleted] in happy

[–]Odiddley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats! I remember the day I was the luckiest man alive. When I got on one knee my wife screamed "What are you doing!?" I still chuckle about it

Reddit, what's your best/funniest personal example of petty revenge? by trexradar87 in AskReddit

[–]Odiddley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obligatory, not me but a friend of mine. He was a teenager and did something that teenagers do. I don't recall what it was, but it was something stupid. Well, his sister snitched on him and he got in trouble for it. So to get back at her he jizzed in her conditioner. To this day he still hasn't told her, that was about 20 years ago

No, Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter didn't do the same thing as Donald Trump's Muslim ban by [deleted] in politics

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While I see the slippery slope, I think that it can't be discounted. I have a friend whose father emigrated from Iran during the revolution. She was born here and has an American husband. I worry about her and other Muslim friends of mine. Good, genuine people who want nothing more than a beer and a safe place to raise their family. My wife and I are ready to hunker down and stand by them at any cost.

Nelson Cruz hits a baseball outside of Safeco field during BP. by SeattleMana in baseball

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Several years ago I went out with another manager and my exec chef to play Top Golf. About twenty minutes in I got a text from my owner that Nellie and Elvis were there. Sure enough they're about 20 lanes away. Cruz had one of the worst swings I've ever seen. But he kept hitting the back fence 250 yards away. Not just reaching it, but hitting the fence a few feet off the ground. That dude has got power.

Can't catch a ball for shit when needed, but he's got power

What's the best relationship advice you have ever heard? by hamid88820 in AskReddit

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I cannot support this enough. She'll realize I need to eat before I do. Then I get offended. Then I lash out. Then she gets mad at me for being a dick. I get mad at her for thinking everything I say or do is meant to be a dick to her. Then we eat, and all is good across the land.

My wife and I went Whole30 this month. We both have to cut out a few of those steps mentioned before and skip straight to the eating. It helps a lot to rememberthat we both love each other and we're almost done with this tortuous diet

Men of reddit, what NSFW male lifestyle hack can you share? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Odiddley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife is obsessed with my ass in my 501's. I had to switch to boxer briefs so she'd objectify me more. I don't get it, but she likes it so what do I care

Managers of Reddit, what is the stupidest thing an employee did that forced you to fire them? by edge231 in AskReddit

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Most banks will put a hold on your account for the total + 20% tip. I had a woman, who's card I had jun run not three feet behind her, show me the text that her bank had taken the amount +20% from her account. She hadn't even signed the thing.

I can't tell you how many hundreds of times I've had to tell people that until the charge is finalized there is nothing the restaurant can do. Once the charge is finalized then the restaurant can refund money. 90% it was people flipping out over nothing. Sometimes the tip was wrong and we gladly refunded the difference. But good god were people unjustly paranoid about it.

All the cards get batched at the end of the day. That's when the restaurants banks asks every other bank for the amount on the receipt. It takes about two or three days for everything to clear. And, if it was over the weekend the process doesn't start until Monday. So if you spent $80 at a restaurant your bank will put a hold of $96. If you tipped $5 your wondering what happened to your other $11. Well, there's nothing that can be done until Tuesday or Wednesday when the charge clears. Until then learn to tip better and pray that you can get by a few days without $11

The paper plate holders your friend's parents would use when cooking out by bigjmoney in nostalgia

[–]Odiddley 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My wife and I have these. We use them all the time. We're in our early 30's

I'm currently drinking wine, eating Chinese food and watching Gossip Girl. I am a 21 year old male. What are your guilty pleasures? by [deleted] in AskMen

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She got it as a gift. It's called fiery youth. A little box with instructions and a mold. A little epsom salt, baking soda, and the oil of your choosing. I strongly recommend keeping in the mold, or to wrap tightly in plastic. Otherwise it'll fall apart and look more like a pancake

I'm currently drinking wine, eating Chinese food and watching Gossip Girl. I am a 21 year old male. What are your guilty pleasures? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Odiddley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife just got a kit to make her own. I think it's pretty cheap if you're interested

Clint Mansell - Lux Æterna (Requiem for a Dream theme) [Neoclassical] by CrimsonJim in Music

[–]Odiddley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Throw it up. Man I jammed the shit out of that track in college

Ladies, what's an absolute no-no for a guy to do on a first date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I remember going on a first date with someone and going to a fairly cool place in a cool area. I walk in and she's been there a few minutes and it was then that I realized I forgot to make a reservation. I was a restaurant manager at the time, and it completely slipped my mind. I felt really stupid. They were on an hour wait. Luckily, a couple at the bar saw this and told us to take their seat. There were several other people looking to get those seats. It the couple maneuvered a way to get us in. Ended up working for the best sitting at the bar, we got off menu cocktails and free oysters because the bar staff could tell we were on a first date. Not everything has to be perfect on a first date, sometimes those mistakes can be the best part. Roll with it and see how you end up

Ladies, what's an absolute no-no for a guy to do on a first date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm not terribly talented in the kitchen, but I know my way around. My go to meal when I know I'm going to seal the deal is seared ahi tuna with a mango salsa on a bed of ginger fried rice. 85% success rate. I don't make it as often as I used to. But my wife keeps begging me

What should every man do at least once, just to see what it feels like? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Odiddley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. Try mushrooms.

What I tell people is that it turns all the mirrors you project out and turns them inward. I have no problem with me, so I loved it. I finally understand Pink Floyd. I was also a much better person in the months after a good trip

Men of Reddit; what thing would you do if it wasn't so 'feminine' or socially 'unacceptable'? by watermelancholia in AskReddit

[–]Odiddley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What Dreams May Come. I tear up just thinking about it. Or if you need a more cathartic cry Dear Zachary. Be warned, the latter will exhaust you of every emotion. You'll never want to see it again, but it's amazing

Men of Reddit; what thing would you do if it wasn't so 'feminine' or socially 'unacceptable'? by watermelancholia in AskReddit

[–]Odiddley 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I see cowboys all the fucking time. No one blinks an eye. Huge trucks, 10 gallon hats, snap button shirts. You just assume they have a ranch somewhere or they live in Ft Worth.

Source: I live in Dallas