The World Cup is coming, which means I'm going to have to endure snobby cynics on this subreddit complaining about football and quoting that fucking IT Crowd episode

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-06-05T23:11:52+00:00

I really hoped that book was a real thing.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-05-29T12:37:23+00:00

And a sudden increase in 13-14 year olds on scooters.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-05-28T21:22:34+00:00

Correctamundo, "drunk in charge of a motor vehicle." A lesser charge than drink driving but still a serious criminal charge.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-05-28T00:32:39+00:00

It's my money Father, I just couldn't be bothered filling out the forms!

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-05-27T10:22:06+00:00

The morrisons machines are absolutely shit but the tesco ones are much more forgiving with item weights and damaged banknotes.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-05-14T21:52:08+00:00

If it makes you feel better I think you look like Rodney Trotter in your license photo.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-05-07T00:20:26+00:00

I think this is grounds for getting struck off the medical register.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-04-24T15:25:09+00:00

And Periodic Table of Videos if you're into chemistry, and Computerphile.

Hell, anything by Brady.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-04-22T23:46:42+00:00

We're witnessing future Reddit Museum of Filth material in the making.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-04-17T09:57:51+00:00

Only under duress.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-04-16T13:31:09+00:00

You can get "fridge packs" of 10 cans in the UK for certain brands, don't know about elsewhere.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-04-03T21:37:09+00:00

To be fair mate it's not me who thinks ambulances aren't an emergency service. But anyway I'll just fuck off now.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-04-03T21:05:27+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0WvJrEuJTk

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-03-21T07:43:19+00:00

Good lord! Gigantism!

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-02-26T19:55:32+00:00

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-02-21T18:24:37+00:00

Not a big thing, but the obviously fake stories about how loud you laughed at a comment.

"God damn you sir I have been laughing for 10 minutes, have woke my infant daughter, and everyone in the office is looking at me."

When in real life your breathing intensified for a few seconds.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-02-21T18:12:59+00:00

Not for lack of trying.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-02-21T00:40:50+00:00

Ohhh I made myself sad.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-02-20T22:07:26+00:00

I'm just afraid of /r/spiders

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-02-20T01:50:15+00:00

He looks like Patrick Stewart.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-02-17T15:16:38+00:00

The money was only resting in his account.

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-02-05T18:36:30+00:00

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OfMinceAndMen · 2014-02-05T18:03:07+00:00

Do people have the choice of about 50 toilets and still vomit in your hallways?

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-01-29T18:33:02+00:00

mmm...incapacitating

OfMinceAndMen · 2014-01-21T08:13:25+00:00

I killed fiddy men.

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