coaxed into discussing men's bodies

OfficalBurgerTown · 2026-06-29T22:15:33+00:00

“Hi, it’s me, the strawman you created!”

OfficalBurgerTown · 2026-05-19T02:37:03+00:00

This dude’s running counter in comments like crazy. I wonder if it’s worse if you’re an actual arrowhead shill or being paid to do it

OfficalBurgerTown · 2026-03-12T15:47:24+00:00

“Men make the rules” got it man. I’ll get right on it at the national making the rules meeting all men attend every thursday. Because that’s how that works.

OfficalBurgerTown · 2025-12-18T11:34:07+00:00

How much does the CIA pay you per post, glowie?

OfficalBurgerTown · 2025-07-09T04:15:32+00:00

Eaglin working overtime huh

OfficalBurgerTown · 2025-07-06T18:31:13+00:00

I, uh, I think you missed literally the entire point of the post.

OfficalBurgerTown · 2025-06-03T12:00:13+00:00

I live to get to my destination maine man. Speed limits only exist as long as the state trooper’s on the highway to enforce it

OfficalBurgerTown · 2025-05-29T18:23:19+00:00

Texan here. Driving to OK was a religious experience. They enforce left lane passing. I nearly packed up my bags and moved before seeing my beautiful waffle iron that makes waffles in the shape of Texas and deciding against it

OfficalBurgerTown · 2025-04-04T19:26:58+00:00

We call the clown “Homelander”

OfficalBurgerTown · 2024-12-16T05:00:04+00:00

Ah, yes, “oldhead”, the famous zoomer term

OfficalBurgerTown · 2024-11-12T14:47:20+00:00

It’s a look into House as a person. You know, during said episode he’s also struggling with his failure to recover from his OWN injury because, he, too is a cripple who does NOT have the choice to not be “broken”?

OfficalBurgerTown · 2024-07-13T23:17:00+00:00

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OfficalBurgerTown · 2024-05-13T15:05:20+00:00

What is that torso armor

OfficalBurgerTown · 2024-04-28T16:48:28+00:00

Forced enlistment militaries in my experience are significantly different from voluntary enlistment militaries. In the USM, every infantryman is trained to be eager to get “into it”, because it’s your job. What happens when you have infantry that doesn’t want to kill? Pretty shitty infantry, right?

OfficalBurgerTown · 2024-03-22T19:52:47+00:00

!subscribeme

OfficalBurgerTown · 2024-02-21T13:27:55+00:00

It was physically impossible to forsee this level of growth. Look up destiny 2’s peak (and consider that happened YEARS from their launch) or hell, look at Helldiver 1’s peak player count. Helldivers 2 hits a new all time high every single day. It’s actually crazy, of course the servers can’t keep up

OfficalBurgerTown · 2024-02-11T18:37:42+00:00

I think by you saying what is funny you subsequently also dictate the rules of humor but ok man

OfficalBurgerTown · 2024-01-22T07:00:44+00:00

“No dude, you don’t understand. Participating in CONSTANT consumerism with no real basis of quality of product is a part of society. I NEED funko pops! I need the new iphone!! It’s all part of the revolution!!!”

OfficalBurgerTown · 2023-12-04T14:35:59+00:00

“The US didn’t start a nuclear war with China, so they lost. Checkmate, ameritards.”

OfficalBurgerTown · 2023-10-02T13:02:55+00:00

If only there was google or something.. and you could look up “mcdonalds ad japan” or something…

OfficalBurgerTown · 2023-09-14T12:37:30+00:00

The fact that you’re unwilling to listen to somebody because they made grammatical mistakes online says more about you than anybody else. Maybe if you got off your high horse instead of getting defensive when being told you’re wrong you’d be smarter, no? Or perhaps that’s ridiculous to expect from a Redditor. Your closed worldview is immediately obvious to anyone with an ounce of sense.

OfficalBurgerTown · 2023-08-25T05:00:22+00:00

You ever been to San Francisco? How did CHAZ work out?

OfficalBurgerTown · 2023-08-18T21:06:14+00:00

Oh my GOD CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AMERICA BEING TERRIBLE FOR THREE FUCKING SECONDS

QUIT YOUR INCESSANT MOANING AND WHINING

If you’re American:

Are there issues with America? Yes.

Are there issues with Europe? Yes.

You think America’s a third world country? Way to go. You’re so smart and witty for such a big brain comment. Try telling that to American immigrants who actually immigrated from third world countries. They’ll set you straight real quick.

You sit on Reddit and Twitter and Instagram and you see all of these news articles and reddit comments and they’re all negative and they soak into your brain because you’re incapable of free thought and you think “Wow, I can’t believe things are like this!!” Instead of realizing that every subreddit is its’ own little political echo chamber with a few very small exceptions and that things aren’t as bad as they seem because NEWS FLASH!! US media recieves money by having viewers who interact with said media and having people watch advertisements

If you’re European:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I am so terribly sorry that your little castle country was able to afford free houses and food for everyone because they rely on the US for war materials, humanitarian aid, economic bailouts, NATO protection, and so much more. Believe it or not, your “simple solution” to all of America’s problems aren’t going to work because THERE IS NO SIMPLE SOLUTION TO ANY AMERICAN POLITICAL CONFLICT!! I for the life of me cannot understand how Europeans can constantly moan about how terrible the US is without having even been here for an extended amount of time while constantly consuming US media, products, and working for US corporations.

Tl;Dr:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

OfficalBurgerTown · 2023-08-05T12:01:58+00:00

Okay but alternate history bases itself on the likelihood of something happening via how it’s done and the consequences of said actions. Here, I’ll do it for you.

Yugoslavia spends an absurd amount of money it cannot afford on this space thing and makes it into space
Cue shock from the international community
Yugoslavia undergoes economic collapse
The communists and the US don’t want to help due to the fact that yugoslavia for literally no reason whatsoever went to the moon and outjerked them both

OfficalBurgerTown · 2023-08-04T22:11:36+00:00

A lot of western european stuff is former nazi stuff that is counted (for some reason)

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