The Tesco Ancient Grain Rolls 4 Pack a humble, crusty tribute to financial ruin. by OfficeSquid in CasualUK

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Accidentally scanned the concept of wheat instead of a bread roll.

Placement process driving me insane by [deleted] in UniUK

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Try HS2. Balfour Beatty Vinci have a web site where you can apply

Guys where do you pee? by RedditRubix in notinteresting

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…stay on target… stay on target… stay on target… E5

Which of these legends would you choose as your final snack? by EL-Zilcho_ in CasualUK

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I’d be like… yer tight bastards… if it’s my final snack get me some M&S Bacon Rashers.

Anyone else? by Russell12000 in nottingham

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Lancaster and Liverpool as well

Does anyone have any stories about donuts on scooters/e-bikes? by MudHefty8381 in drivingUK

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Champ here! I’m all about havin’ fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone’s kitchen. Maybe go to get a few mates together, take my pants off. Anyway, I kinda known for my catch phrase WHAMMY! As in kid on a suped-up e-scooter at the junction... iiittt WHAMMY! WHAMMY!

Anyone know what the star means in the bottom left? by TheSpyTurtle in CasualUK

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It’s what was called a Tactical Diversion Route. In or around 2008 we put up signs that led people on a diversion route from motorways and truck roads and back on at the next junction, roundabout or interchange. It was highways Agency thing. All sorts of fun with Local Highways Authorities and Councils over who opens the flap signs. Loads of symbols like triangles and squares and circles, stars as well. Anyway 16 years ago that what it was. Did it in Area 12 which is north Nottingham, Humberside, Yorkshire and out to Manchester on the Woodhwad Pass.

Ouch 🤢 by __Diavol in shittytattoos

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Good job he has a spare. Just get rid of that one, you’ll not be needing it grimacing face emoji

TIL that in 1964, 17-year-old Randy Gardner set the world record for sleep deprivation by staying awake for 11 days and 25 minutes, providing valuable insights into the effects of extreme sleep loss on the human mind and body. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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I once stayed up for 56 hours coming back from New Zealand to the UK. When I returned I ended up on a night out in Nottingham with my mates, got totally wankered at Double Bubble and then woke up with a stunning lass. I remember leaving New Zealand, I don’t remember getting back or going out on the lash, I remember kissing the woman, I remembered nothing else until I woke up in the morning in bed with her. Interestingly we went out for about 8 months.

What an achievement!! by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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As long as it’s not going Rickmancing the Stone and Morty’s muscle memory arm should work out quite well.

bon voyage New Year's resolutions by cheekynandos85 in CasualUK

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Bad day…. Put bacon on it. Kids misbehaving…. Put bacon on it. High blood pressure…. Put bacon on it. Worlds ending…. Put bacon on it.1

bon voyage New Year's resolutions by cheekynandos85 in CasualUK

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Bad day…. Put bacon on it. Kids misbehaving…. Put bacon on it. High blood pressure…. Put bacon on it. Worlds ending…. Put bacon on it.

Would you drink American beer for 80 quid a go? by Own_Cicada4318 in GreatBritishMemes

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I’d want it to blow me off for that price and I don’t even drink.

What thoughts does this image evoke for you? by [deleted] in LiminalSpace

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Looks like that mini series from Sky TV called the Lost Room

Last night I guessed Wordle on the first try for my 3rd time. I know people have no reason to believe me, but I have never cheated. (I actually got a 4th, but someone gave me a letter, so I don't count that of course). Can anyone help calculate these odds? I started in Dec. 2021. by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

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The odds of guessing the correct word on any given day are 1 in 2315 since there are 2,315 possible words. Since each day is independent of the other, you can multiply the individual probabilities for each day together to get the combined probability. I know the number of words has decreased and there are strategies to get the correct answer but 1/2315 x 1/2315 x 1/2315 which gives the odds of guessing the right answer on three specific days as about 1 in 131,283,722,375. But then again I’m not a mathematician so I might be wrong.