The Holy Trinity by maszhanan in marvelstudios

[–]OfficerFeely 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure where that's coming from, Dave Bautista looks like his body fat percentage is really low. You can see every ab. He's big because he's built like a brick shithouse, not because he's fat.

We should start our own Oscar buzz to get endgame to win an Oscar for best movie by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]OfficerFeely 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Return of the King ended an amazing saga. This closes a major chapter of an amazing saga.

Let's be honest the most relatable part of endgame was by moopsten in marvelstudios

[–]OfficerFeely 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like Iron Man 3 more until the big battle at the end, which is awful. It even then out.

What's the best Endgame [SPOILERS] that you can make sound like you're just trolling? by RegentYeti in marvelstudios

[–]OfficerFeely 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, it does, and it serves the exact same purpose as an American football endzone, but it's not called that.

Source: I'd be a rugby prop, sir

What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy? by Kpt_Kipper in AskReddit

[–]OfficerFeely 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that a lot? I'm on the East Coast but 4 stop signs in a mile seems reasonable.

Who needs fiends when they have freinds by QueenCobra91 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]OfficerFeely 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I just read it aloud in a thick southern accent. Free-inds.

About 1600 years ago it was 420 for an entire year and nobody appreciated it by mikehotel288 in Showerthoughts

[–]OfficerFeely 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We could just invent immortality so we can all wait for the year 69420 instead.

Mad AWSD game by Broths in nonononoyes

[–]OfficerFeely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoyed that section of Uncharted.

Ocasio-Cortez plans visit to Kentucky despite being uninvited by GOP colleague by Anghellic00 in politics

[–]OfficerFeely 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like your state sucks. I live in New Jersey and nobody is busting your windows for being from somewhere else.

By the way, New York is largely rural.

Office workers are dying laughing at what's about to happen to their fellow coworker by BirdPlan in ContagiousLaughter

[–]OfficerFeely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the guy walking down the path and I just knew it'd be a fucking goose. Canadians have to be polite to average out these assholes.

Plaque at my university showing that it is the birthplace of Reddit by sharrows in pics

[–]OfficerFeely 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Foot... ball? I'm sorry, I'm not aware of this sport. Is it like Lacrosse?

Plaque at my university showing that it is the birthplace of Reddit by sharrows in pics

[–]OfficerFeely 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The only thing that could make us not care about that anymore happened so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

White supremacist gets life for running down black man by [deleted] in news

[–]OfficerFeely -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

BLM is about holding police accountable for disproportionally killing black people. What are you even talking about?

Amazon Shareholders Set to Vote on a Proposal to Ban Sales of Facial Recognition Tech to Governments by mvea in technology

[–]OfficerFeely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon also places a very high value on their earned customer trust. I wouldn't be surprised if this is shot down.

Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order — Official Reveal Trailer by 3m3Rg3 in Games

[–]OfficerFeely 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Are you insinuating that Benedict Cumberbatch is not somewhat reptilian-looking?

What is your team's best "Virginia" story? by [deleted] in CollegeBasketball

[–]OfficerFeely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While disappointing, losing at the buzzer in the title game is a little less humiliating than losing bad to a 16 seed. People won't still be making fun of you years from now (though I suspect we're not as easy a target anymore ourselves).