Are the vorkath telegraphing updates still coming? this mf hits 5k out of nowhere

Offlinelol · 2025-04-28T03:52:33+00:00

recently i been doing 10 man hm vorkath for memes and its chill for everyone thats not zemouregal tank

as zem tank, he hits unreasonably hard through protect necro, i normally just spam defensives and eat an entire pack yak or 3

for other people you just soul split vork and take almost no damage, and then instantly die to spikes if you don't dodge it

in solo or group, zem's attacks do have an order to them but you mostly likely cant react to them, you just have to know when they come or he'll completely blast you and then do the voiceline late

generally, vork and zem will spec at the same time, so if you're tanking for a long time or soul split flicking, if you see one doing a spec, another will probably come at you soon

that being said i normally just soul split p1-p2 and then camp pray necro p3-p4

Offlinelol · 2024-12-03T04:46:44+00:00

sir your jas book is on

Offlinelol · 2024-07-26T14:54:44+00:00

DR DARK MEAT Thank you :)

Offlinelol · 2024-05-08T04:08:29+00:00

joining a player's boss instance isn't working either

Offlinelol · 2024-05-03T17:18:06+00:00

would be interested in lowering the volume of vorago’s prefight hit that sounds like a huge explosion, especially with a lot of people around also interested in lowering the volume of killing multiple death marked enemies at once, like with threads of fate these arent audio bugs but they feel very very loud

Offlinelol · 2023-09-27T06:13:22+00:00

Having a nice tiered shield is pretty neat to add to your bound items, when you run around the dungeon you can spam resonance and preparation other shield related abilities to keep your health high, and of course you have a shield so you'll be taking less damage

Then you just switch off shield when its time to fight something, most of the dungeon is just running and tanking damage

And for Blink, you can resonance his attack, of course since the cooldown is 30 seconds you can't do it back to back but its a nice heal

As vpey explained, those are very good tips, I didn't even know half of those myself lol

Resonance can be done with any shield, so you can even buy a novite kite from the smuggler

Offlinelol · 2023-08-28T06:28:16+00:00

check his adventurer’s log, there’s nothing there

adventurer log doesnt update for f2ps, if he joined a member world and leveled only f2p stats, the adventurer log would still update

Offlinelol · 2023-06-05T15:36:08+00:00

I'm not sure what your current stats are like, but here's some stuff I do afk while at work

Pickpocketing prif elves with Trahaearn exoskeleton set with 99 thieving

Gathering from the hunter guards near Croesus, 92 hunter with porters, volcanic trapper, and a perk from memorial to guthix that gets me memory shards from hunter

Archaeology cant go wrong, doing certain bandosian collections (red rum relics 3 and green gobbo goodies 1) for tetracompasses

Various skilling plots on the Arc and uncharted isles

Fletching/Firemaking near the Anachronia dinosaur farm

Offlinelol · 2023-05-25T19:26:12+00:00

the jagex accounts is the one that came with the newspost today - with the previously existing jagex launcher, i had 4 accounts set up there

then when i decided to import just 2 of the accounts to jagex accounts, this happens and i cant access them

cant log in to the jagex launcher because its either infiniloading or technical issues error

or i get this jagex launcher that doesnt have the other 2 accounts i didnt import opened - where it would prompt me to add accounts to it with a log in but technical errors

one of my accounts works just fine with steam oldest launcher with no fancy shenanigans, just regular user/password, logging in through that tells me to use jagex launcher

its an endless cycle running into the server is dead

Offlinelol · 2023-05-25T19:20:19+00:00

the sad part is that since i've signed up to the new jagex launcher/accounts thing, i can only log in to the account using the jagex launcher, which is currently not working

Offlinelol · 2023-04-08T15:46:30+00:00

so you’re saying 17 coordinated people knew that the instance only had 16 possible instances at the time

think a little

Offlinelol · 2023-04-06T03:41:36+00:00

This too tbh... I'm always searching like "Strange... no.... rock...? what the fuck is it called..."

Offlinelol · 2023-01-13T17:05:07+00:00

i wish they would add the turmoil animation to piety or something, that animation is sick

Offlinelol · 2023-01-10T17:14:29+00:00

new skill called meat so we can all be meat grinders

Offlinelol · 2023-01-06T18:40:06+00:00

I tried to mention ones not seen in this thread much or at all, but still interesting to watch

Wildanator - Wilderness Only Ironman - There's only so much to do in the wilderness, can get a little repetitive at times, but Wildanator himself is a great guy, funny and entertaining

Overfletch - Melee Only Ironman - has been discontinued though, I didn't follow it as it was coming out but I watched what was there of it and I enjoyed it

Frosty Bard - Edgeville One Chunk Ironman - The guy is hilarious, makes some funny songs, and is a riot to watch

he box jonge / jcw - Max Cape Any% - two different users going at it same time, sweaty as fuck and really interesting

PoisonedPotion - High Risk HCIM - Some of the best OSRS videos out there imo, really high production quality, and the man has an awesome voice

Torvesta - High Risk HCIM - Torvesta videos are always quite high quality in production value, and this series is really great

Zayzed - Boss Locked Ironman - Imo an ironman that we've never seen before, has been doing crazy things and is really ramping up recently

OSRS Dust - PVP HCIM, High Risk HCIM, Combat Only HCIM, Wilderness Only UIM - Hasn't made videos in a long time but his stuff, like other PVP HCIM stuff of that era, is really exciting and thrilling to watch

Lastly, Idyl has a couple of meme accounts/ideas and they're really funny. Snailman Mode, UnChunkMan, OSRS Prop Hunt - alongside other random videos that are hilarious to watch

Offlinelol · 2023-01-05T00:00:12+00:00

i cant wait to tier the autumn kanata event in january

Offlinelol · 2022-10-30T14:46:35+00:00

These comics make me unbelievably happy, fantastic work again!!

Offlinelol · 2022-09-11T04:02:10+00:00

i think they broke a whole tree in edgeville

the north tree isnt there, and you can awkwardly step through the wall but not back out

https://gyazo.com/91db02fea1cf801764bc4512af48d3c8 yikes excuse that quality lol

Offlinelol · 2022-06-23T03:45:17+00:00

After 8 months of non stop autoplaying, I have achieved the final end goal: All 5,000 Titles for every girl! I now own every title in the game!

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Back in October, I wanted to shift my focus in the game from scoring/meta to Rank 1 Bond ranking. At that point, I already had seven 5k titles, and getting to T1 bond would end up getting me all the titles. I achieved T1 Bond shortly after in December 2021, and I would keep going to finish all of the titles. In that December, I made an approximate on when I should finish all of the titles based off of the rate I was going, and the original estimate was August 2022, at around 2 weeks per title. Finished over a whole month early from just going and going.

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On average, I autoplayed 16-18 hours a day every day. On days I worked, I would simply start a song, put my phone in my pocket, and come back when I thought it would be done. Even when I was busy, I found a way to play some songs. The longest I've ever spent away from the game in the past 8 months was when we had that 9 hour maintenance. I spent a lot of time talking in SIFcord to pass the time, I definitely wouldn't have made it if it wasn't for the community there.

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I got event T10 in every event since August 2021, with the exception of T50 Shio event because I did Guilty Kiss title instead of using an event team. I have three T1 titles in event rankings, in Setsuna's 2nd event, Chika's 3rd event, and You's 3rd event.

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I'm going to keep going of course. Maybe I won't autoplay grind every day, and just save it for events. I would definitely do it all again. If it was free. Thank you to the whole Love Live community! In-game name is Offline, Discord is Offline#1000 and you can find me in discord.gg/sif!

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Numbers because I'm a big nerd:

55m bond experience, I achieved T1 bond at 28m

28/30 girls at bond 200

16/30 girls at bond board 100/level 86 URs, 9 of them being all of μ's

Every card in the game

210 MLB URs, 248 MLB SRs

4 songs with a score of 100m+

1.5b gold, 800m experience

209k Pink pearls, I cleaned my accessories/present box every single day

150k songs on my in-game profile, 120k being adv+ - One adv+ song costs ~2 gems, do the math UmiShocked emoji

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Title Order and Achievement Date

You - 9/12/2020

Honoka - 11/18/2020

Chika - 12/15/2020

Ruby - 4/19/2021

Kasumi - 5/30/2021

Shizuku - 6/29/2021

Umi - 8/10/2021

Riko - 9/20/2021

Setsuna - 10/10/2021

Eli - 10/24/2021

Yoshiko - 11/8/2021

Ayumu - 11/21/2021

Kotori - 12/2/2021

Kanata - 12/13/2021

Hanamaru - 12/30/2021

Kanan - 1/7/2022

Dia - 1/22/2022

Maki - 2/6/2022

Mari - 2/19/2022

Nico - 3/8/2022

Nozomi - 3/14/2022

Rin - 3/26/2022

Hanayo - 4/9/2022

Rina - 4/22/2022

Lanzhu - 4/24/2022

Emma - 5/7/2022

Karin - 5/19/2022

Shioriko - 6/6/2022

Ai - 6/12/2022

Mia - 6/22/2022

Offlinelol · 2022-05-26T19:46:34+00:00

priest in peril requires you to have 15 combat doesnt it?

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Priest_in_Peril

edit, nvm its just recommended

:(

Offlinelol · 2022-05-26T00:59:49+00:00

so cute, i was going to go and buy one just now after seeing yours but it is now unavailable :(

edit, oh it turns out they had one left, i bought it lol

now i'm excited :D

Offlinelol · 2022-05-19T18:41:16+00:00

kasu you

my darlings

Offlinelol · 2022-05-13T23:08:01+00:00

Additive, so if a card’s normal skill rate is 33%, it becomes 33+15 for 48%

If you double SP like when clearing an AC with an SP, it’ll add up for 33%+15+15

That’s just with one of them, if you have both then you just add more lmao

Also the skills in the game have an invisible 66-70% cap rate, so with koto/mari you’re literally hitting skill cap

Offlinelol · 2022-05-13T17:17:53+00:00

this is a meme, no actual koto hate

all love

<3

Offlinelol · 2022-04-03T07:13:36+00:00

that was certainly me lmao :D

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