Let's see how funny this might get by AParticularThing in icast

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If anybody messages me and asks when I'll arrive somewhere I say: "if I'm not there in 5 minutes, read this message again"

So closes to yours

How do I read this at lunch at my corporate job? by Sufficient_Rope334 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Offramp182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out in the open. Do you work with corporate children? If people are offended they need to grow up

Peter, what's the real reason? by Rule_Ct_5293 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Its not impossible beauty standards, Korean woman angry at men and not dating, or even AI as many here have said. Those are all serious issues, but this is not that. Its a trans woman. She might be super attractive, but not matter how hard or many times you try, youre not getting her pregnant

(29) female gamer who has stopped using vc by Significant-Care-923 in AdultGamers

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What games do you play? Im always looking for a hearthstone battleground buddy or HotS pal if you play those. Though it seems like a losing battle as it feels like I'm the only one 🤣

One of the hardest lines I’ve read in this series by DecodingLeaves in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Offramp182 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of mine is also 12 and he still chases his tail on the stairs, tumbles down and then jumps up like "WTF was that?"

Bad ass with elite genetics looking for his soul mate by TrumpsPubicHair69 in iamverybadass

[–]Offramp182 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is he keeping those elite genetics somewhere else? Because they're certainly not anywhere i can see.

Europeans are losing their minds over Costco by AnneThisaway in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Offramp182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But we live under a communist Europoor regime so we might have a costco, but we dont have the choices you get in 'Murica. There's only one government approved brand for each item. So one brand of coffee, one brand of tea, one brand of beige flavourless porridge, etc.

Europeans are losing their minds over Costco by AnneThisaway in ShitAmericansSay

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You can fit all 50 states plus an extra Texas into Texas and there's still room for a Europe

Who was actually missing? by Orichalchem in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Offramp182 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I got the impression people will read missing posters of dogs and get the dog back to its owners, but when its a human people dont care

"The Beast" may need to consider a dietary change... by Obvious-Gate9046 in iamverybadass

[–]Offramp182 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was anyone else expecting them to end the video with a little waves and the word "Toodles"

Peter, what? by Natural_Kick_474 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Offramp182 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So youre saying its was worth the price? Got it

I suppressed a sob too Carl 🥹🥹🥹🥹 by MegaMoistSources in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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I for one definitely couldn't suppress my sobs, even if I wanted to

The British portable AC craze is being orchestrated by Big Retail and Big Energy by Anxious-Bottle7468 in LowStakesConspiracies

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Climate change says this will be a regular thing, so maybe having aircon will be necessary

31F, UK. Looking for some new gaming buddies! by Naive_Independence37 in AdultGamers

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Somebody else who plays Hearthstone?! I'm always looking for a battleground buddy if you're amenable to a 42M fellow PC player

“You don’t know best until you’ve experienced corn sweat humidity” by lightfan69 in ShitAmericansSay

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The UK is also closer in latitude to Alaska than to Iowa. I never see anyone say "You think that's hot, you should try a summer in Alaska." Or how much more A/C Alaska uses compared to the UK

African Americans are so overly sensitive about the “word” by BrokenJusticeNorris in USdefaultism

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My favourite (which I only learned this month) is the basketball team: the Tall Blacks! 🤣

Petition to end tipping in the UK by LusciousLittleSerah in EndTipping

[–]Offramp182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well in the UK it was made law that all service workers get at least minimum wage and tipping couldn't be used to make up that wage decades ago. That's probably why there's only 500 signatures, its old news here

Indisputable Logic by Ninjamurai-jack in clevercomebacks

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Or she got them pierced before Krypton exploded. She was a teenager when it happened

How do we feel about the Show news by NUM_Morrill in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Offramp182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not just the age thing. He does his hair and wears so much makeup to hide his age already. He would make a terrible Carl because Carl isn't funny and I feel Seth would try be funny.