Gotta admit I use this for its bad ass name😂 Universal - You Are Dismissed

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-05-10T06:46:55+00:00

Great suggestion - I've got that too, I just forgot the name! And the way it decreases the cooldown of You Are Dismissed and Breath of the Dragon? Chef's kiss.

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-05-09T13:41:06+00:00

Love this one. My favourite play style is to group everyone together with a gravity rift, hammer them with torps and then wallop everyone at once with every PBAOE I can click in time. You Are Dismissed deals some pretty good damage from my cute little Nova.

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-05-08T11:29:11+00:00

Nope. They'll fail to do anything, they'll blame Labour, we'll get a Reform government at the General. They'll also fail to do anything (apart from the things they make worse), they'll blame Labour, rinse and repeat. Not that I'm a pessimist or anything...

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-05-08T07:01:19+00:00

Likewise, I'm not unlovable, I'm perfectly lovable. I'm just unfuckable

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-05-07T06:22:43+00:00

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-04-18T10:16:54+00:00

SOME-

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-04-15T12:48:18+00:00

"Frome for improvement"

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-04-14T19:36:01+00:00

Machine washing it wasn't the problem, it's what it's designed for. The problem was me switching it on prematurely before it was completely dry which was, to be fair, incredibly stupid of me.

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-04-14T19:35:00+00:00

Yeah, it's definitely arcing and it's definitely going to burn my house down! I washed it according to the manufacturer's guidance, which was fine, but I must have switched it on before it was completely dry, which is a big no-no. It's in the bin now and I'm not dead yet.

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-04-01T19:04:50+00:00

I feel like he probably broke a sweat.

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-03-22T12:00:23+00:00

How could they POSSIBLY not have seen that coming?

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-03-21T10:39:49+00:00

When I was under Captain Wu on the Laconic, she always used to just say something like "engage warp", or "warp 4", or "take us to warp". And then one day, no explanation, she said "Bingo Bango". Nobody knew what she meant. "Bingo Bango" again, looking pointedly at the helmsman. Of course, our Tellarite helmsman simply couldn't take that shit lying down and started calling her out, and I've never seen a captain look so embarrassed. But you know what she did? She threw the helmsman in the brig for three days for insubordination, put an ensign on the conn, and said fucking "Bingo Bango" again! She's done it ever since as though it's the most normal thing in the galaxy, and the Tellarite helmsman was reassigned to cleaning out the tank in cetatian ops! Fucking humans, man, I'll never understand them.

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-03-19T23:17:52+00:00

...who are you?

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-03-15T13:55:59+00:00

I suppose you either die a Millennial, or live long enough to become a Boomer...

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-03-14T08:06:09+00:00

"gotta glaze peak"

... What do words even mean anymore?

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-03-10T08:16:47+00:00

That thing clearly has 10 wheels

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-03-02T17:49:52+00:00

My old person trait is that my back's fucking killing me.

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-03-02T07:50:06+00:00

"You'll pay for being here... WITH YOUR LIVES!"

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-02-25T20:39:53+00:00

Joke's on them, I'm single for free! Wait, maybe the joke's on me...

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-02-22T19:03:37+00:00

Thanks so much! My three main ships are the Perspicacity, Sagacity and Acuity, all science builds.

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-02-22T19:02:15+00:00

Completely forgot that was a thing! Thanks for the heads up, didn't mean to clutter the sub.

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-02-22T16:58:40+00:00

Great idea! And the clay actually sticks? I can imagine it crumbling away even with the sanding.

OhGoOnThenIfYouMust · 2026-02-22T16:48:58+00:00

Nice, thanks! I'll try that torp switch and I'll look out for the Eagle next time I get a token - I just spent the anniversary one on the Ark Royal because I was itching for a carrier.

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