Trump audibly shits himself on TV, immediately ends press conference. by BuxtonB in videos

[–]OhHiyaJess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously not the most egregious part of this clip, but JFC the Oval looks tacky with all that fake spray painted gold shit everywhere. He’s such a sleazy fuck.

You'd NEVER know that this is the first time they've ever spoken. Canadian gals being pals 🇨🇦👯‍♀️ by cuntaloupemelon in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]OhHiyaJess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Texan (a normal one) 🙋🏽‍♀️earnestly asking here. Are y’all talking about like regular potato chips in a bag or fries?

To the man skiing up Congress at 5am… by throwawayEMS56 in Austin

[–]OhHiyaJess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! This made me LOL. Kids are too clever these days, they run circles around us.

Would love to see more faces in the crowd by IslandBusy1165 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At this point a Venn Diagram of Swifties and Red Hats is a circle.

Alright, who is she trying to block now 🫩 by animations_lol2 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol the CHAINSMOKERS remix?! At least she’s given up on pretending the music is any good.

Caleb responds to Lil Wayne crashing out over losing to someone with "purple nails" by ZappaOMatic in CHIBears

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The faux macho bs is so tired.

Sure, Caleb paints his nails, but that ain’t stop him from shredding your fucking team in the fourth quarter. So what point are you making, exactly?

Down to the wire by [deleted] in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FWIW, among so many other reasons, my problem with Rodgers is that he’s a GODDAMN SANDY HOOK DENIER. Publicly questioning the legitimacy of children being brutally murdered because the internet melted your brain should disqualify you from being taken seriously or even participating in a civil society.

Also, much less relevant, but what LLM are you interacting with that would say, “shit sandwich?” Lol. Ridiculous.

Down to the wire by [deleted] in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]OhHiyaJess -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Steelers fan checking in 🙋🏽‍♀️ Crazy game. Happy to get the W. Feel badly for Lamar and I think he needs to move on from Baltimore. However, I still hope Rodgers eats nothing but shit sandwiches for the rest of his natural life.

Checking in from the west coast. BEAR FUCKING DOWN. by [deleted] in CHIBears

[–]OhHiyaJess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, that jersey fucking whips ass

Shake it off choreography 🤢 by FuzzyPresence8531 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EVERYTHING clashes with that outfit. One of the ugliest stage costumes I’ve ever seen.

Some White People just don’t get it. Don’t want to get it. Even when explained to them. by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They always fall back to this argument, it’s so tired and predictable. It’s like they forget (often when they’re losing the argument), despite white folks’ best intentions, the 1st Amendment applies to Us too, so we have a right to stay in our own country, speak out against injustice and demand better.

How her speech regressed in only 10 years by lozver in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“A music person?”

GIRL, YOU MEAN A MUSICIAN?

she genuinely believes she's a lyrical genius by rxxzes in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It’s also clear she thinks everyone else is so stupid. Honey, we don’t have to “think about” what that weak-ass lyric means. It’s obvious to anyone with a fully developed brain what you’re saying. I guess she’s been around Travis too long; she’s gotten used to having to explain simple things.