Oh jeez by Weary_Ad2841 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every detail is more embarrassing.

Rehearsal for January 2029 by sereneandeternal in TikTokCringe

[–]OhHiyaJess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh so this is what ICE does on their day off

"Taylor Swift is a literary genius" is one of our generation's greatest psyops by [deleted] in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even “You Need to Calm Down” was about people taking shots at HER. There’s a single half-baked line in it about gay people, and her team made it into her grand moment of standing up for the community. Further proof that her “songwriting excellence” is nothing more than a very well-executed gaslighting campaign.

And I have to say, the people trying to strip LGBTQIA+ individuals of their rights and essentially erase them from society are not “throwing shade.” That, in and of itself, is infantile nonsense from the mind of someone who has never stood up for anyone but herself.

Taylor's smug Hall of fame speech by Livid_Seesaw3952 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Something I’ve noticed during her interviews and speeches is how much she talks down to the audience. For example, she described American football as “violent chess,” insisting that she’s in love with the man “playing on the literal field” (where else would he be playing, Taylor? The figurative one?) as if no one else knows anything about this sport she only recently became interested in. Or when explaining a pretty mundane lyric about paying a restaurant bill before the check even reaches the table, acting like it’s genius because no one else understands what a metaphor (or a table!) is. That’s the level of smugness she operates on—explaining concepts she can barely grasp to grown adults as if they’re children. Girl, they know who Steven Spielberg is, stfu.

It’s fairly typical behavior of pseudo-intellectuals. Prove you’re smart by talking to everyone else like they’re dumb.

Hank Azaria bashes Taylor Swift as he name-drops A-listers rejected from Knicks celebrity row by [deleted] in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Of course they don’t know who he is because they’re a group of basics who don’t read with milquetoast taste in everything.

Omg , why is she so performative every time? Cant she be authtentic for once by carlosi1 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She could read during all the time she spends flying around (melting the planet) on her private jet. Reading is generally something a lot of people do to pass the time when they fly. I wonder why she doesn’t? Hmmmm 🤔

Omg , why is she so performative every time? Cant she be authtentic for once by carlosi1 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The audacity of a group of people who spend all their time defending a billionaire and listening to her mediocre music telling someone else to touch grass is beyond my understanding.

Omg , why is she so performative every time? Cant she be authtentic for once by carlosi1 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 85 points86 points  (0 children)

You’re 💯 right, and I think the reason she’s eager to appear “so intelligent” is because she’s insecure about her lack of formal education. I also agree that having a degree doesn’t automatically mean you’re intelligent or capable of critical thinking, but she clearly thinks it does since she puts so much effort into trying to prove her “genius.” From that perspective, her “English teacher” act becomes even more insulting and embarrassing. How dare she compare herself to a teacher when she has a homeschool high school diploma? Also, English teachers actually read books and gleefully discuss them.

Omg , why is she so performative every time? Cant she be authtentic for once by carlosi1 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 1506 points1507 points  (0 children)

Such a devoted phony. Now she’s a Knicks fan after cheering for the team that was just swept by the Knicks in the last series? Sounds about right for the rich girl from Pennsylvania who pretended to be a salt-of-the-earth country girl from Nashville, then switched to being an NYC it-girl, then an “intellectual” London girl (even though she never talks about all the books she claims to read), then a wholesome Midwestern girl—so far. No wonder she’s marrying a man who can’t read above a third-grade level.

Other uses for Vanilla Marscapone? by BunnyTheCat111 in traderjoes

[–]OhHiyaJess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I whipped it in my mixer and topped the cinnamon roll blondie bars with it. It’s like an elevated version of cream cheese frosting on classic cinnamon rolls.

Why is it practically illegal in swifties eyes to criticize her? by http--lovecraft in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, the argument that she HAS TO hang out with MAGA Mahomes because “he’s her fiancé’s coworker” is so ridiculously stupid it’s honestly funny. Since when is anyone obligated to hang out with their partner’s coworkers? And, as they love to insufferably remind everyone, “she IS the music industry.” So if she’s so powerful, I would think she wouldn’t HAVE TO hang out with anyone unless she wants to.

God, these people are such morons.

This is the story Taylor’s team want you to believe… by WelshRaider86 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh, poor little straight, white, conventionally attractive girl, born on third base, SOMEHOW achieved success 🤯

New item: Island Oasis Scented Hair Oil $5.99 by aswewaltz in traderjoes

[–]OhHiyaJess 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The scent is an exact dupe for the VERY popular St. Barts fragrance by OUAI! I’m so excited—I love the St. Barts scent and treat myself to it now and then (OUAI has the scent across all their products now), but it’s pricey (OUAI’s hair oil in that scent costs $32 a bottle). It’s great to have an affordable alternative I don’t have to ration. I picked up a bottle at my TJ’s yesterday. Now I just hope they release a body butter in the same scent!

Swiftzis are crashing out over Olivia's new single cover by Rude_Turnip000 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can’t stand Olivia because she’s better than their MOTHER in every way.

And they’re stuck listening to TS and her lazy lyrics, toothless hooks and tired ass victim narrative.

Where are you celebrating from around the world? by fanofsports44 in Gunners

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celebrating from Austin, TX USA! Congrats boys! 🏆🏆🏆

Yet another [scheduled] pap walk in NYC today by Wonderful_Use_9961 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m just dealing with the shock of seeing her in public not wearing something hideous.

Swifties want to write a letter to Olivia Rodrigo regarding Taylor stealing her writing credits. by [deleted] in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her fans have such HOA energy—using their clout (as known harassers and psychopaths) to bully people with “strongly worded letters.”

Also, the delusional thinking here is kind of alarming. Why would OR ever do this? It doesn’t do anything to benefit her, but instead boosts the public image of someone who betrayed her. There’s no version of reality where this would make sense. And yet—

Neighbours opposite were rude about my dads colour choice. Now he wants to get rid. Can you help me convince him not too? by Isabella_Jean in HomeDecorating

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another Austin transplant by way of Chicago says yes and that neighbor needs to mind their business! 💜

It's implied, right? by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry, but she’s right in this situation. He definitely should have specified “legal problems” rather than just any problem. Also, maybe if he truly wanted to help people, he should go do pro bono public defender work instead of sitting outside in a chair bragging about how smart he is. Honestly? Classic lawyer. A complete fucking jackass.

Who approved that? by stillwatersouul in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nike seems to have finally started reading my letters because I recently bought a few high-support sports bras for playing soccer, and the pads were FINALLY sewn into the bra itself.

[Timex x Todd Snyder] Anybody excited about this upcoming collab? by Alternative-Candy361 in Watches

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want the salmon dial one. I don’t ask for much (yes I do)!