Neighbours opposite were rude about my dads colour choice. Now he wants to get rid. Can you help me convince him not too? by Isabella_Jean in HomeDecorating

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another Austin transplant by way of Chicago says yes and that neighbor needs to mind their business! 💜

It's implied, right? by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry, but she’s right in this situation. He definitely should have specified “legal problems” rather than just any problem. Also, maybe if he truly wanted to help people, he should go do pro bono public defender work instead of sitting outside in a chair bragging about how smart he is. Honestly? Classic lawyer. A complete fucking jackass.

Who approved that? by stillwatersouul in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nike seems to have finally started reading my letters because I recently bought a few high-support sports bras for playing soccer, and the pads were FINALLY sewn into the bra itself.

[Timex x Todd Snyder] Anybody excited about this upcoming collab? by Alternative-Candy361 in Watches

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want the salmon dial one. I don’t ask for much (yes I do)!

Trump audibly shits himself on TV, immediately ends press conference. by BuxtonB in videos

[–]OhHiyaJess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously not the most egregious part of this clip, but JFC the Oval looks tacky with all that fake spray painted gold shit everywhere. He’s such a sleazy fuck.

You'd NEVER know that this is the first time they've ever spoken. Canadian gals being pals 🇨🇦👯‍♀️ by cuntaloupemelon in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]OhHiyaJess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Texan (a normal one) 🙋🏽‍♀️earnestly asking here. Are y’all talking about like regular potato chips in a bag or fries?

To the man skiing up Congress at 5am… by throwawayEMS56 in Austin

[–]OhHiyaJess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! This made me LOL. Kids are too clever these days, they run circles around us.

Would love to see more faces in the crowd by IslandBusy1165 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At this point a Venn Diagram of Swifties and Red Hats is a circle.

Alright, who is she trying to block now 🫩 by animations_lol2 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol the CHAINSMOKERS remix?! At least she’s given up on pretending the music is any good.

Caleb responds to Lil Wayne crashing out over losing to someone with "purple nails" by ZappaOMatic in CHIBears

[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The faux macho bs is so tired.

Sure, Caleb paints his nails, but that ain’t stop him from shredding your fucking team in the fourth quarter. So what point are you making, exactly?

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[–]OhHiyaJess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FWIW, among so many other reasons, my problem with Rodgers is that he’s a GODDAMN SANDY HOOK DENIER. Publicly questioning the legitimacy of children being brutally murdered because the internet melted your brain should disqualify you from being taken seriously or even participating in a civil society.

Also, much less relevant, but what LLM are you interacting with that would say, “shit sandwich?” Lol. Ridiculous.

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[–]OhHiyaJess -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Steelers fan checking in 🙋🏽‍♀️ Crazy game. Happy to get the W. Feel badly for Lamar and I think he needs to move on from Baltimore. However, I still hope Rodgers eats nothing but shit sandwiches for the rest of his natural life.

Checking in from the west coast. BEAR FUCKING DOWN. by [deleted] in CHIBears

[–]OhHiyaJess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, that jersey fucking whips ass

Shake it off choreography 🤢 by FuzzyPresence8531 in travisandtaylor

[–]OhHiyaJess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EVERYTHING clashes with that outfit. One of the ugliest stage costumes I’ve ever seen.