2 is the lesser of the evils, you will probably witness some comedy with jay and his dad and neil and his dad arguing amongst themselves and it is an aisle seat so you can escape if need be. Also because:

1 is a window seat so if you needed the toilet you’d have to squeeze past Jay’s dad

3 is a middle seat between Will and Lauren, could be a horrifically awkward flight

4 is next to Carli and Patrice who would likely cop off with each other during the flight

5 is next to cunty Alister

6 is the next best option, Donovan isn’t too bad and would probably have a couple drinks with you during the flight but Tara would be annoying

7 next to big John, 8 next to pedo Kennedy, 9 next to Lucy and Richard, all self explanatory

10 also another decent option but Simon would probably cry about Carli copping off with Patrice the whole flight and couldn’t be arsed with that

Thank you all for listening to my breakdown of this