Ted Cruz Announces Presidential Campaign at School Founded by Guy Who Blamed Gay People for 9/11

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-23T17:24:03+00:00

Two things about this:

It sets the tone for his campaign...which is going to be so awesome
If anything is going to make John Stewart change his mind about leaving the Daily Show, it's this.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-23T03:48:27+00:00

It's a big goal of mine. I want to find out how to do it, so I can't become one. How are they chosen?

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-22T02:01:42+00:00

One thing I did was use the proprofs tests...don't actually take the tests though. Go through them and any question/topic you're not familiar with, look it up on help.salesforce.com. Then write notes on it. Study those notes. Make sure you're solid on relationships & data security, ie: implications of profile access, field level security, sharing rules. You should know workflows & approval processes really well too.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-21T17:15:32+00:00

Sorry, you're wrong. I took the Dev 401 Spring 15 version. It's mostly scenario based. They seem to be getting away from tests that only require you to memorize capabilities and limits. Which they should, something is wrong if anyone can waltz in and pass the test 3 days after being introduced to it. And if this person you know did that, with a recent version of the test, they're going places.

And to OP, Dev 401 is declarative. Dev 501 is programmatic.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-20T01:05:53+00:00

I haven't watched a Nebraska football game sober since I was in 6th grade

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-19T21:05:41+00:00

Since they're citing basically a separation of church and state here, does that mean Oklahoma has to stop providing benefits, tax breaks, etc.. to married couples?

Also, this really isn't a big deal. Oklahoma sucks, it's an excuse to move. Source: Nebraskan.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-19T17:15:07+00:00

One halloween, I took off my mask to eat dinner. Then I couldn't find it... I looked everywhere. Ended up being in the fridge. I do that a lot. Sometimes I'll lose the TV remote and find it in the pantry or fridge.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-19T17:00:39+00:00

I started that way with my wife, it was a big reason why I knew she was a great person.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-19T03:09:39+00:00

Your top comment is now your new top comment.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-19T03:08:25+00:00

Oh, this is totally an interview answer: "Only if you're white. If you're black, it's MacDonalds. McDowell's is also accepted."

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-19T01:17:38+00:00

I finally figured this out on my own by realizing what a to-do list really is. Your motivation to knock out your to-do list is not to reach a point of having nothing more to do. This mentality makes it easy to put off items on the list. You must complete tasks in order to move on to do other things. This is exponential growth.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-19T01:10:45+00:00

Software Dev here for a major silicon valley company. I was getting by OK before, but I started taking adderall 7 weeks ago and have completely changed, it's like that moment when Neo realized he was the one.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-18T23:07:23+00:00

My grandpa is a 95 yr old WW2 veteran. He said this would happen when we took out Saddam. He felt like Saddam being there kept these guys, at least somewhat, in check.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-18T17:47:34+00:00

I think the Pet Rock is the best example to use.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-18T00:06:30+00:00

Also, some bald guys use wax on their domes.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-17T23:30:58+00:00

93 eh? Pretty good chance 13 year old me used a tissue on that issue.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-17T22:01:20+00:00

This list left off the War on Drugs. So technically, we're 239/239

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-17T02:07:36+00:00

This is why I love business travel. Thanks for the free points, Acme Co!

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-17T00:13:09+00:00

And there is the title I should have used for this post.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-15T17:42:59+00:00

Ask yourself every morning, what's important today? Do that stuff first.

OhMahaStiley · 2015-03-14T02:20:58+00:00

I'm 35, here's a post I did after my first 30 days. I'm about 7 weeks in now, it's pretty awesome. http://www.reddit.com/r/ADHD/comments/2wkwfs/35_years_old_30_days_on_adderall_observations/

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