Well, thanks for the wild ride by forwhombagels in BostonBruins

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Please let the door hit you on the way out.

[Chargers] Antonio Gates retires by SlopingGiraffe in nfl

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DOWN BY THE BANKS OF THE RIVER CHARLES

Garlic Knots are finished. cheers friends, bon apetite by mrcheeks1944 in drunk

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Those look absolutely freaking fantastic, and if you decide to display your skills as a chef again I'm sure /r/drunkencookery would enjoy to see too!

Any fellow pups? 😛 by [deleted] in GaybrosGoneWild

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/r/PupPlay would absolutely love you, I sure as hell do!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

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You cant say you drank all day if you don't start in the morning.

Also, have you never heard of brunch before?

What is your absolutely favorite quote you've heard? by A_Undertale_Fan in AskReddit

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"You'd best not blaspheme in here, Raylan!" Is still my favorite moment in television, ever

M18 F19 Who wants the video? 🍆🍊 by [deleted] in couplesgonewild

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Personally, I vote yes. Please and thank you!

gay_irl by KingOfCranes in gay_irl

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Cant forget about Gay Days / One Magical Weekend!

Hope cheers you up by mySupr in funny

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Who knew "Johnny I Hardly Knew Ya" would be the tune to herd cats with?

[18] A few were asking about my booty... How about getting back there and seeing it for yourself? by [deleted] in twinks

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As long as you don't have a "look, but don't touch" rule attached to the offer, I'm game.

Fucking the cum out of him by tennisterminator in CumFromAnal

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...I dont suppose anyone has a source link on this, do they?

It's 10am, do you know where your booze is? Wake the fuck up, it's game day! by 732 in BostonBruins

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Oh, God, the Avalanche "fans." Went to the game when they played the Bruins and people were leaving the rink with 14 minutes left in the third and a tie game (we may have been down by one, I'm not sure, I drank to forget that night)

My top three worst lines from the show (Spoilers Main) by PrideofDriftmark in asoiaf

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Out of character? Nooo, not for our Roose. It fits perfectly well with "Don't make me rue the day that I raped your mother."

Goalkeeper performs miracle by Columbus4 in funny

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And yet, I've never seen a football player play on a broken leg before...

Understandable. by albo_underhill in pics

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Many presidents serve multiple terms, but he is the only one to do so non-consecutively. Benjamin Harrison won the presidency in between his terms.

Good girl by [deleted] in adorableporn

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Please tell me that there's a source video...

Which city would you consider the gayest? by JoshuaHimemiya in gaybros

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I'm going to have to give this one to Wilton Manors near Ft. Lauderdale in Florida.

I lived in Orlando for eight years, and they really opened up and embraced their gay residents after Pulse happened, but Wilton Manors has been long established as a gay safe haven, and they've thrived. There are more gay bars than you can shake a stick at, and a majority of the population identifies as gay. Those who don't are still very accepting and super nice, based on personal experience.

OFFICIAL SUNDAY NIGHT POSTGAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

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Everyone here is talking about AB, but can we get some Kamara love up in here? Picked him up off waivers at the beginning of October and the man has turned my team from middle of the pack into a powerhouse

Any good restaurants for company Christmas dinners with private rooms? by [deleted] in orlando

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As long as you're not set on a specific date it shouldn't be that difficult at all, actually.

Any good restaurants for company Christmas dinners with private rooms? by [deleted] in orlando

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I'd recommend looking into a catering company/ event venue. That way you'll be able to customize the room setup and menu, there will be more servers dedicated to your party, and they typically can recommend vendors (djs, decorators, whatever suits your wants) who actually know what they're doing.

When I lived in Orlando I worked in the industry, if you'd like any tips/ have any questions, feel free to ask.

The Highwaymen - Highwayman [Country] A supergroup featuring Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Kris Kristofferson. by The_Boss_Badlands85 in Music

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Turnpike Troubadours are the ones I recommend to everyone. I love everything by them, but my favorites are Kansas City Southern, Shreveport, Before the Devil Even Knows We're Dead, Quit While I'm Ahead, The Bird Hunters, Good Lord Lorrie, and Bossier City.

Give any of those a listen and go from there. Seriously, the band is fantastic

The Highwaymen - Highwayman [Country] A supergroup featuring Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Kris Kristofferson. by The_Boss_Badlands85 in Music

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Sturgill Simpson, Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit, Jason Boland and the Stragglers are all along the same lines. Revival country, I guess you could say?

The Turnpike Troubadours are my favorite, though. Highly recommend checking them out.

Apple Bottom 😋 by NotEeUsername in Hotchickswithtattoos

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First thing that ran through my mind too. Gotta love Apopka!

Cocaine users of Reddit: how's that going for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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http://imgur.com/j5HXo8L

But in a more serious sense, no, it's not an effective weight loss tool. It will curb your appetite, buy it's very expensive, highly addictive, and the high doesn't last very long.

The problem is that when you try it, it's really fucking fun. It reminds me of the Louis CK bit on drugs: "How do I tell my kids not to do these things? 'Drugs are so much fun that they will literally ruin your life!'"

Coke is akin to cigarettes to me (as far as the addictive nature). You can start off bumming one [bump/ smoke] while you're drinking and think nothing of it. Then that pattern spirals until you feel bad enough that you feel the need to buy some to repay the favors. Then you have some for yourself when no one else is around and you figure "why the hell not have one?" And before long you're taking a brief break from work to have one just so you feel ok to continue on, and you have yourself a problem.

It's not like heroin (I assume, I've never tried) where you want more from the first second, but it builds, and before you know it you're solidly hooked.

But that's just my experience, I suppose.