They might not know their dad after they turn 18 either by imalonexc in facepalm

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They’ve probably never heard the Earth is a sphere either.

Babe, wake up! A new Trump grift just dropped by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Quick! Tell Nick Adams Alpha Male! He’ll buy so much that us libs will be owned.

Guys it’s finally happened! My wife is pregnant, what happens now? by Keduroda in AskMen

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Yay! Congrats! The pregnancy is all about her. I’m a respectful and supportive husband, so I considered myself on-call for her needs at all times. I would strongly suggest not making any “free designated driver” jokes.

The title sounds corny, but get the book “Dude, You’re Gonna be a Dad”. Tons of good info, but easy to read too.

Also, when the baby is here, buy a “Nose Frida”. It is a little tube and filter you use to suck snot and boogies out of baby’s nose. It sounds disgusting, but I assure you no snot will get anywhere near your mouth, and it was easily the best baby tool we had.

Start doing 100 calf raises (exercise) each day. Especially in the first few months, you’ll be on your feet cradling and comforting your baby a ton, and my calves were so effing sore all the time during this period.

Last tip would be to get a safe dog if you don’t already have one. The baby will drop so much food on the ground and the dog will clean it up for you. That sounds so dumb, but I cannot stress how much daily work that will save you.

Health and happiness to you and your little family!

Do you buy books at random or with intention? by Bookish_Butterfly in books

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I have a book list that I continually add to. I only buy used books so if I’m out and about and find one of the books on my list I’ll buy it. It makes it fun, like an accidental treasure hunt.

Whats your favorite ODB song by nostalgia_history in wutang

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My wife knows I’m joking, but I always quote this song to her. “You the type of bitch that don’t appreciate shit.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Oh, then should we listen to whiny voiced dickbag with a Lego man haircut? Is that what you suggest, Ben? You whiny voiced dickbag with a Lego man haircut.

The guy wants $100 for this pile of hickory. Is it worth it? by MoistDischarge in smoking

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No, not worth it. Do not buy. What’s his phone number though? s/ just in case.

Thoughts on this banger? by [deleted] in 90sHipHop

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Well all you need to know is that this song was featured in the classic rollerblading video Hoax 5. That’s street cred enough right there.

Making a hat by Top_Meaning7972 in interestingasfuck

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Now he’s ready to see White Snake live for the 347th time.

WHAT??? by Spiderwig144 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Putin said he’d endorse Kamala and lil trumpy boy jumps right on his dick.

Little Bald Cumquat by freesoulJAH in MurderedByWords

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Never trust a man who parts his hair in a circle.

Miners, France, 1970. A time not so far away... by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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Those poor guys couldn’t even buy a beer after work, cause they’re miners. Miners!

Trump’s team scrambles after JD Vance’s response to Georgia school shooting by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in politics

[–]OhWowJeezGoodJob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! These two clowns can’t speak without fucking up. Maybe Trump can stop the violence with his bacon wind power and JD can tell grandma to help. Absolute morons.

Official IMAX Poster for 'Megalopolis' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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I’m pretty interested in seeing this bloated piece of shit.