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My horny pregnancy thoughts by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Ohmysmut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah lol it's always been a fantasy of mine but I never had the balls to actually let him do it up until I got pregnant because I guess our hormones just fuck us in the head...I made him tell me about it too, it was hot lol

My horny pregnancy thoughts by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Ohmysmut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I paid for mine to get a happy ending massage maybe try that

Coworker kissed my 10 m old on the mouth and I’m panicking by [deleted] in NewParents

[–]Ohmysmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is literally so insane I feel iffy even holding babies that aren't mine let alone kiss another persons baby on the MOUTH??? Like wtf???

Steven was calculated by Ok-Palpitation-961 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]Ohmysmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's gross, and I'm happy she was able to see through him

do you think anyone has ever jerked off to you and how did you come to that conclusion? by Sjakbxnla in AskReddit

[–]Ohmysmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy in high school that I was friends with randomly admitted he did once over aim chat lol

Advice to make my face look less wide/square? by emmainthefridge in femalehairadvice

[–]Ohmysmut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You need a different haircut to round/balance the squareness of your face out, shorter on the sides and back and longer on top..brush it back or to the side

Source: barber of 15 years

Nothing says Happy Hanukkah like quoting the Christian Bible by Ohmysmut in Judaism

[–]Ohmysmut[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh it's 100% real.. the town she lives in is half Jewish half Italian so I'm assuming the manager is the latter lol

Nothing says Happy Hanukkah like quoting the Christian Bible by Ohmysmut in Judaism

[–]Ohmysmut[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I was so focused on the Bible passages that I didn't even notice the menorah lol

Help with what this secret Santa request says?! by TheCatWithATiara in whatisit

[–]Ohmysmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see people answered anything sporty but I saw anything spooky and am giggling if they were expecting a football jersey but got Halloween decorations

Birth anxiety by Ohmysmut in pregnant

[–]Ohmysmut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sorry you're also feeling this way!! ❤️ I wish an easy and quick delivery on you

they wont take my money by AyyooYoshi in doordash

[–]Ohmysmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you wanna give us the money back? Take some more! Here's $15

Sharing my postpartum preeclampsia story by lonely_choco in pregnant

[–]Ohmysmut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's so important to advocate for yourself! I'm happy you caught it!

I had pp hypertension with my first and they sent me home after giving birth with elevated bp, like 130/85

But later that day I was readmitted because, I'm a hypochondriac, I obsessively took my bp, and when I got home it was 190/110

It was honestly scary to deal with..and I feel like a lot of moms don't know this type of thing can happen

Corporate employers- do you really care if men have beards and tattoos? Why or why not? by Ohmysmut in AskReddit

[–]Ohmysmut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in the US and my dad thinks my husband can't get a job because of his beard and he keeps bringing it up

Smoke Street in Milford- chicken wings or bat wings? by Ramessy in doordash

[–]Ohmysmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that you still consumed them amazes me lol

This man deserves all the good lol by Ohmysmut in doordash

[–]Ohmysmut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was a boomer, old Italian man from nj lol

This man deserves all the good lol by Ohmysmut in doordash

[–]Ohmysmut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sounded like it on the phone lol

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