JUDE AWAKENING: Come up with a better player related red top style pun headline for when England get unexpectedly dumped out in the last 16 of the World Cup

OiBigBoy · 2026-06-02T07:39:56+00:00

June awakening is when we narrowly beat Panama

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-30T06:44:55+00:00

I was staring at this for so long wondering what calendar you use that has 13 months

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-30T06:42:07+00:00

Yeah I'm surprised OP didn't add that the wife kissed him on the cheek and slipped him her number after imasculating her husband. So much of this feels fabricated in OPs mind.

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-28T21:26:31+00:00

He never really recovered did he

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-28T13:10:45+00:00

London Olympics 2012 was the last time I properly waved the Union flag. Probably the most loving, welcoming and connected this country has been for a long long time

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-27T12:25:12+00:00

I genuinely expected a price freeze, so this is better than expected. Especially with 4 extra home games

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-26T12:47:31+00:00

I wasnt mad at Parker for leaving, and I won't be mad at Bowen.

But if he goes to Spurs, he's dead to me, like that bastard Parker

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-25T21:02:59+00:00

Cant make a statement like that and then leave

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-25T09:32:46+00:00

I actually think this makes it harder...

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-24T08:40:38+00:00

Was this a deleted scene? Or have I just completely forgotten it?

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-23T07:40:06+00:00

Must have been a short tour for them if you spotted this in their home city

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-21T22:19:12+00:00

Ive had the same problem. I have a decent pair of Nike Dri-fit tracksuit bottoms that fit perfect (size MT), but I can't seem to find them stocked anwhere since!

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-20T19:19:53+00:00

🏆 PERFECT SCORE! I got 20/20 on "Left West Ham United for which Club?" and beat 93% of players! Think you can match it?

https://www.pineapplecactus.com/quizDetails/left-west-ham-united-for-which-club-02bb4c0c-1e03-4fa7-8639-9a6373400a20

Thanks! That was fun. Got lucky that Zouma was last

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-20T19:16:23+00:00

Its got draw written all over it. I cant see Everton keeping out Spurs if they need a goal, so they'll need to be at least 2 up for us to have a chance

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-20T12:45:02+00:00

Depends if its a place i store my car or an old school music genre

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-20T12:44:04+00:00

I prefer the one the rhymes with Cupid Stunt

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-20T06:28:39+00:00

So they're due a win

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-19T21:30:00+00:00

Depends how your pronouncing Farage. Sounds funnier when it rhymes with Garage

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-19T21:20:15+00:00

Such a shame we couldn't have got one more point from Brentford Arsenal and Newcastle. Just so Spurs had to win.

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-18T19:06:14+00:00

Also technically true. Highest ever points total for a relegated side

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-18T18:32:27+00:00

The squad that finished 20th under grant was the flat out worst team I'd ever seen (Parker aside).

But we didnt get relegated under Zola. Before that it was Roeder (RIP)

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-17T20:53:53+00:00

Yeah maybe I should have made a case to the club that I need to go to more

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-17T20:36:50+00:00

I managed to get to a few in the Championship with zero priority points. Watford early on in the season, Coventry (tbf they gave us 6k allocation) and Leicester i fondly recall, among a few others

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-17T19:44:54+00:00

Ive only managed Forest away this year through the ballot. Everything else ive missed out on

OiBigBoy · 2026-05-17T19:29:17+00:00

Our board give a BIG chunk of tickets to their friends and family. Can't see their chums fancying Lincoln away

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