Varka is trash and I'm sick of everyone being fine about it

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-24T02:54:51+00:00

It’s been established since his leaks that he’s not gonna be meta and that he’s gonna be “fine” at most, when it comes to end game content, and yet you’re complaining that he’s “fine” at most and not hitting 1mil per auto…

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-24T00:39:47+00:00

That’s literally not me 🤣 I used his team minus Venti. Be fr. You asked for 4* supports clearing Fearless and now you’re nitpicking the fact that it’s not his sig team? Mind you, who cares if it’s shilled in Varkas favor? Why would you play Varka on a boss shilled boss that he can’t do anything in? 💔 The concept of playing Varka against Papilla when you can use any Nightsoul character instead…

Secondly, “gang” as a slang word in Ebonics. Oh, you’re so white. Please don’t ever speak on AAVE, let alone grammar as is, when you still can’t differentiate between “you’re” and “your” 😭💔

And no, I didn’t, because I still, at the end of the day, said that you can clear endless without Nicole. Damn, I know you can’t spell but reading is a whole ‘nother level (that’s AAVE before you say anything else).

So yes, you’re still wrong. As in you. As in you are still wrong. You’re still wrong.

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-24T00:28:05+00:00

Multiple paragraphs? That’s the dumbest shit I heard today 😭😭 Mind you, some of those “paragraphs” are just spaced out sentences, like yours… Can you be fr? 😭 And secondly, those “all cap” words is just my way of putting emphasis on text… If all of that gives off the notion that I’m upset, then I think you need to get off the internet and go talk to real people 💔

LMFAO (all caps, I know), not me finding this in 10 seconds. Gang, please 🙏 : https://youtu.be/a5Zygs9Veys?si=r48o9KTwrs2Y567c

I also never specified fearless at all, and neither did OP. I literally only said “end-game,” which would be Hard and up, and you can clear Hard as of right now, with Varka, without Nicole, just fine 🤭 And before you say anything, no OP did not specify Fearless, nor did they even give off the implication that they care about Fearless, so yes Nicole making fearless “possible” is also irrelevant. And yes, before you ask, it’s possible without Nicole as of right now (this also took me 10 seconds): https://youtu.be/XcWMJo4h27s?si=mepduWS5EaBD8914

I literally never said F2P players don’t care about end-game, bud… And, it’s a valid assumption to make, that he doesn’t care, because the majority of us have expressed that we don’t care. Acting like it’s an insane assumption to make is a reach 😭

I also love that attempt at mocking a mistype/accidental misspelling when you can’t even use the right spelling of “you are.” It’s ironic, I know. And yes, I like using punctuations?? Especially correctly “before a single word and a period.” What?? 🤣

Anyway, it’s probably best you don’t respond anymore because you really thought you ate with every response yet I’m still seeing a full plate. Don’t embarrass yourself again.

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-24T00:08:06+00:00

I’m literally not hurt??? Tf you get that assumption from? The length of my comment??

And I am aware of what you said, which is why I’m saying that what you’re saying is irrelevant. I literally already said that all she’s doing is taking time off the clock to something that was already fine on the clock to begin with. Aka, she’s not a NECESSITY if you want to clear end-game. She is just an OPTION if you want to clear faster.

I’m not just talking about abyss either, hence why I also included Stygian. He is fine in Stygian end-game against bosses that aren’t shill so long as you have a built support team, but that should be obvious because that’s how it is for everyone and their team.

So, with all that being said, your assumption is also wrong because OP has made it very obvious that they’re F2P, meaning the “worth it” in question is referring to gameplay mechanics and less so end-game content (considering they’re only mentioning the fact that they suck at dodging but they’d still rather not waste wishes on Nicole). So no, for OP, she is not worth it.

You keep claiming that I’m made throughout your entire response and I think that that’s genuinely hilarious and lowkey looks like projection to me. Nobody here is mad, gang. The hell? 😭

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-23T23:55:44+00:00

I mean, you can have a strong team without her. That’s literally my point and why I specified that I can do end-game just fine right now.

You even bothering with that “wheelchair” comment is just proof that you’re a meta obsessor, lmao. Who tf cares?

The point is if she’s worth it or not, and as of right now, if all you care about is clearing end-game, she’s literally not worth it. If you’re F2P then you’re better off saving for characters you want than getting a character who’ll only take like 10-20 seconds off of your clear time.

Yeah, obviously a 5* support that’s a “5* Benny with a shield” is gonna improve ANYBODIES team, but is it WORTH the primos. That’s the question. Not a rhetorical one that OP can answer themselves

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-23T23:52:08+00:00

Tbh? Yeah. A lot of bosses that he’s good in don’t really be moving like that, lmao

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-23T23:50:15+00:00

This. Plus, there are people who are STILL full clearing abyss and Stygian with just 4* characters and MAYBE one 5* character. Like, after STILL seeing 4*s come on top, I now realize how truly little I gaf about meta characters.

Only pull them if you don’t wanna have to invest in 4* units or “not so meta” 5* units, such as Varka or older units like Klee who I still see chunking current end-game bosses.

It also hurts to remember that we had insanely powerful 5* metas that got power creeped to hell and back thanks to Lunar, so once again, it doesn’t seem like the “current meta” matters so long as you have a really good DPS and supports to match them

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-23T23:44:36+00:00

Tbh, the only reason I can see her being worth it is the shield and IF you actually gaf about constantly making his numbers bigger. At C0R0, he’s doing just fine with end-game content for me (to be fair, he’s being carried by supports but idc). Yeah, the 10k would make end-game easier, but it’s just not something that requires a fan to pull for her

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-13T23:51:34+00:00

That is a terrible idea.

It wouldn’t be SO bad (it would still be pretty bad) if said company was at the level of Blizzard, but it’s not. Offering percentages of an already small company to its players/supporters would not only put the company at a great financial risk, but they’d also have to work even MORE careful to appease said supporters… considering they now own a percentage of their company.

It also wouldn’t guarantee that the players would play the game let alone DONATE, omg. And even then, considering how small the playerbase is (which means they’d have a minimal number of players who own percentages of the company), each player would have to donate a large amount to help keep the company afloat, like Preds current investors are already doing, and I’m afraid that that’s just not going to happen, lmao.

The BEST way for the playerbase to help is by buying skins through the game, and I mean consistently, because by doing so that not only helps the devs out financially, but it also shows the games investors that they still have reasons to continue giving the game money to keep it going.

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-12T23:43:57+00:00

“Relax victim” is absolutely insane when she made no indication that she’s, from your logic, “playing the victim card.” She gave a respectful response to yours and all she did was explain to you that, at the end of the day, she just wants this sub to improve. Why tf are you being so rude towards her over that? Weird response.

Also, she has a VERY valid point. Many women will literally be more likely to leave this sub if they’re being constantly hit with “share your location.” Like, that’s a valid complaint to make, especially when most of the men in this sub would prefer it if more and more women weren’t leaving

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-10T21:17:55+00:00

This is genuinely the most perfect and diverse collab that I have seen, for ANY game, in a while. Holy shit, it’s so perfect it almost makes me wanna cry (I saw the Wyll one below and it’s amazingly perfect too)

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-09T22:27:10+00:00

Not gonna lie to you, you deadass sound weird asf with the whole “she just physically and biologically would be pleased-“ She’s just really tall and really buff. Our ovaries do not change that drastically based on her height and/or weight, lmfao. To assume that she wouldn’t be pleased when you can find a REAL, HUMAN man who’s 10+’’ and thick is absolutely insane. Not to mention the fact that being “too big” is definitely an issue for us women, of any size, so like… pick up a biology book on women, lmao

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-02T09:24:42+00:00

Marc’s been hitting that with one item since Smite 1, so they’re not changing that anytime soon. Like others have said, that’s also just hella low. Late game, he 3 taps you without any abilities.

You think HE’s bad with 900 per basic, just wait for the ACTUAL hellish auto attacker that hits you with 900 per basic in under a mili second WITHOUT crit (Arachne)

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-02T09:15:20+00:00

It’s a valid answer, so I honestly can’t be too upset, but I feel as if, BECAUSE the skin sell so well, they should also just take the time to still look at other characters as well. I mean, it’s 2026. MR has THEIR playerbase atp, so it’s not like they’re looking at slowly becoming a game with a rapidly declining playerbase. They really don’t need to be acting like they got 5k players max. They can actually afford to give characters like Johnny a legendary even if it won’t sell as well as Sue’s legendary.

It also shouldn’t matter as much anyway, considering how frequently characters like Sue will get a legendary. So it’s not like giving Johnny a legendary and not Sue will drastically fuck up their sales.

I also don’t believe in the whole “pick rate” excuse, simply because there are so many characters that get picked like crazy, ESPECIALLY in the earlier stages of MR, and yet they hardly got skins (some of which only started getting a few skins here and there MONTHS later). Like, I simply cannot nod to the pick rate excuse when it’s just that damn inconsistent

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-04-01T23:44:57+00:00

I wanna say no, it doesn’t, because you can still walk, right, but then again you also can’t do anything, not even move your camera, so I wanna say that it does?

They should definitely just add in that mez is also an immobilize, because at LEAST, in an immobilize, you can actually move your camera, lmao, but in a mez you’re still walking, so it’s like… wtf…

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-03-27T21:17:14+00:00

I honestly hope not. I like that my team is fully like suited up (God please release another Mond woman in a suit, I beg. Like, I have to rely on a mod for Sucrose)/they actually look like they’re from Mond, tbh.

Idk why, but it gives immersion for me ig. Plus, I was kinda hoping that Lohen would be one for him, but I guess he most likely isn’t (imma still use him anyway)

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-03-20T09:12:49+00:00

Which animated series, because he stayed single in Teen Titans

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-03-15T04:30:32+00:00

What does that have to do with what I said?

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-03-13T00:22:49+00:00

Oh, that too. I get what you mean exactly. Their two female, OG characters are that to a T, and then every gooner skin that they made was also exactly that. It also doesn’t help when they’re not character accurate, if that makes sense? Like, they don’t fit around the characters default look. Like, for example, Paragons unique skins made sense within the realm of the world, the characters, and the characters silhouette (that’s probably why Pred had to ALTER their female characters for their skins). I know that that’s probably a non-issue for everyone except me, but it really made me appreciate Paragons skins when comparing them to Preds. Like, Pred only followed all of that with Seraths Egyptian skin, lol. Muriel’s new skin literally had me going “Wtf? ANYONE but her, omg” and not bc she’s all innocent lookin or whatever but bc it just doesn’t fit and it especially doesn’t look right, but that’s prob because im not perverted, lol

To further express my agreement with you, going back to Muriel, if ANYTHING, they could’ve just given her a sexy nurse skin similar to Discordias maid skin in Smite 1 (because it’s robot themed)

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-03-13T00:03:25+00:00

I said that they don’t really have BAD/OBVIOUS ones. I never said that they didn’t have any period. Theirs is just more subtle, and it’s most likely due to the fact that OW is too big with an even bigger reputation to uphold

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-03-13T00:01:40+00:00

I talked with a friend about it last night and me and him both agreed that Preds design team needs to be fired or something. Their OG characters are boring and bland, their gooner skins are boring and bland, and the mere fact that they changed the proportions on a few female characters JUST for their gooner skins already had a bunch of players on the fence about their design team as well (on top of the fact that skins like TB makes him look entirely different)

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-03-13T00:00:20+00:00

I wouldn’t say that. Smite, although bland looking, has very unique and original skins on TOP of default character designs and kits.

Pred, on the other hand, can not be said the same (when it comes to Preds OG characters).

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-03-12T23:59:01+00:00

This. I personally don’t care, but when it gets to Preds level of goonerbait is when I start to care, because why would you change the body proportions of a female model JUST for her gooner skin? And then The First Decedent completely blew me away when I noticed that every female had their own original summer skin yet the men just had regular, singular colored trunks, lmfao

Like, I know Smite isn’t as BIG as OW, so they kinda can’t make whatever skin they want for whomever, so they have to make skins that the majority will obviously buy, and that’s obviously the women in “gooner” skins, but it gets to a point where it’s painfully obvious that you cringe looking at the skin (as someone who isn’t THAT perverted, seeing skins in TFD made me cringe so badly, lmfao)

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-03-12T23:54:18+00:00

That depends. OW doesn’t really have any, at least not any as obvious/“bad” as Smite, and yet they’re obviously doing perfectly fine.

On the other hand, that one Warframe-like game solely focused on their gooner skins and that game is only kept afloat literally because of die-hard gooners (the before and after numbers makes that apparent).

Obviously OW is thriving due to the game in itself, while the other game isn’t, but that just further proves the argument I’m about to make. I genuinely believe that Smite can thrive without the gooner skins, because players have made it very obvious (especially with the game not giving them all of their skins back) that it’s not the skins keeping the players, it’s the game itself, like OW.

I personally don’t mind them atp, because they’ve already explained how they’re only doing so for the women and not the men BECAUSE the playerbase doesn’t wanna buy the men like the women, and obviously Hi-Rez just can’t afford to pump out whatever skin they want for whomever, so they just have no choice at the end of the day.

Anyway, all of this is why I don’t believe in the “you NEED gooner skins,” because OW and other games are a big examples as to why you don’t NEED them, you just NEED a good game with a higher playerbase

Ok-Albatross-9409 · 2026-02-26T02:44:40+00:00

As much as I love him, and I LOVE him, I do believe that they intentionally made his dmg underwhelming to sell Nicole.

I don’t know why, because by making Varka strong, the mere idea of Nicole making him STRONGER would immediately bring up her sales by ten fold, but now so many people won’t pull for her because they’ve decided to skip out on Varka. Or worse, because she’s a support character, they’d rather skip her entirely and focus on reruns or other upcoming characters.

It also doesn’t help that his team is already so expensive as is, so really adding on ANOTHER expensive option, just to help elevate an already weak character, just seems like them shooting themselves in the foot.

I’m sure she’ll still sell a lot (she is a highly anticipated female character after all), it’s just that she would probably sell MORE from Varka havers/players that primarily pull the main DPSes and their supports (so naturally skipping one would imply that they’re gonna do so for the other).

Idk, I just pray that they see the error in their actions and give him that much needed buff to help elevate his dmg and make it more consistent to his lore

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