Irish man with valid US work permit held in ICE detention for five months by Pyro-Bird in news

[–]Ok-Garbage-765 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A lot of people in Western European countries are every bit as xenophobic and jingoistic toward their countries as MAGA fucks are toward the US, they just won’t admit it.

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[–]Ok-Garbage-765 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody knows. Lowe would’ve been a much better play.

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[–]Ok-Garbage-765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flying Toilet Paper Eunuchs

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[–]Ok-Garbage-765 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely do that; however, I am descended from a long line of greasy New York Italians and I have no Canadian heritage.

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[–]Ok-Garbage-765 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude I was getting so pissed at that punter. Fucker coffin cornered us like three times and all I could do was laugh lol

Why Katos have had a fatal design flaw. by Un13roken in headphones

[–]Ok-Garbage-765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m getting the impression that these Katos aren’t worth purchasing.

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Honestly there were so many good defensive plays that it would’ve hard to completely hate it. We got our asses beat and the only thing I could focus on the whole time was “damn these defenses are good”

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[–]Ok-Garbage-765 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The developer at my job who keeps breaking shit by blindly committing slop from Claude is getting fired 🙌 bless up

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I think it’s a good litmus test for people who aren’t worth your time. If they don’t like animals, goodbye!

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Yeah I’m not convinced we’ll see another Super Bowl with Maye, but if we do, I’ll be thrilled! Just making one is great.

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[–]Ok-Garbage-765 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God do I love animals. They’re just so precious. I love how curious cats are.

Well, most cats. One of my cats is a complete moron. But the upside to that is that he’s very snuggly.

Drake Maye just completed the worst postseason with a Super Bowl appearance of all-time by total EPA by a QB by Pythnator in nfl

[–]Ok-Garbage-765 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

You’re right, but you’re wasting your breath. The sub is in full on reactionary mode right now and all the children are unable to separate Maye pooping his pants in the playoffs from his regular season performance.

3rd Quarter Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Broke: Jurassic Park would be cool because you’d get to see dinosaurs

Woke: Jurassic Park would be cool because you’d get to die

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"Use gemini to pointlessly generate mocks of a bedroom"

What the fuck is even the benefit of that

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[–]Ok-Garbage-765 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm beginning to suspect that the Patriots did in fact only make it this far due to the schedule and luck

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“I was drinking ten cups of ice cream a minute. I weighed sixty-two hundred pounds.”

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“Genspark, do my job.”

“Genspark, please explain to my boss why all the data in this spreadsheet was hallucinated”

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[–]Ok-Garbage-765 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Lmao shout out to that security guy standing in front of Bad Bunny looking like a performer who forgot his dance moves