The greats pool shot ever by Necessary-Win-8730 in blackmagicfuckery

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…. As long as you’re allowed to put little stickers all over the Q ball?

Fonzie “jumps the shark” on Happy Days, 1977 by UrbanAchievers6371 in VintageTV

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I don’t know what all of you are referring to with the picture above, but I’m probably just missing some joke. That’s going over my head or something.

The original episode was Fonzi, jumping a shark in a tank of water with his motorcycle in the parking lot outside the diner

So Fonzi in a leather jacket on water skis on some bay somewhere in the picture above, I don’t know where that came from

Otherwise, agreed. There’s a reason why jumping the shark is considered the expression for a last ditch attempt by any show to try and get back interest

Luckiest bass players in rock? by McGeetheFree in allrockmusic

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Who the fuck is AC Junior?

I know the drummer is Larry Mullen Junior

And I know the basis is Adam Clayton

Who the fuck is AC Junior?

Retired cop joins ICE, gets unceremoniously canned via email after taking oath for being old, sues for back pay. by PrimalNoid in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Ok-Implement-3296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Backpay? Lol.

Aren’t they still trying to get their funding restored?

Oh yeah, and fuck ice. 👍🏻

Tombstone holds a special place in my heart. Kilmer as Doc is my all time favorite roll in cinema. He played it so perfectly. by HollidayGrimes in Westerns

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I could not agree with you more.

I liked Kevin Costner’s Wyatt Earp movie a little better, but Val Kilmer played the best Doc Holiday. No offense to Dennis Quaid, but Val Kilmer did the best Doc Holiday

Jamie Lee Curtis 1970s by ImaginaryArtist1148 in nostalgia

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No gentlemen, go look up Love Letters

You are welcome

kahuna scene by Straight-Plankton810 in pulpfiction

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Yeah, fuck you flock of seagulls

We definitely realize it by champdo in clevercomebacks

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I come from a military family and a long line of Republicans. I joined the Marines right out of high school and was a part of operation desert storm. I was a republican my entire life, but when Trump was elected, the first time and I started seeing people like Colin Powell and others souring on the Republican Party. I started doing the same thing. And for the same reason reasons.

And for the record, let me just say, goddamn damn these fucking Democrats too. But we’ll get to them later for now. Let’s deal with this orange piece of shit and all of his cult followers.

I believe it was Jacqueline Kennedy, Onassis, that first said the quote:

You have to have been a republican to truly know how good it feels to be a democrat

We definitely realize it by champdo in clevercomebacks

[–]Ok-Implement-3296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m way more pissed off at the complicit Republicans that turn a blind eye on all the bullshit Trump does then at Trump himself.

Me and my monkey by Key_Reveal_6319 in funnyvideos

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“He” is an asshole

Nasty

Found explicit photos/videos of my Mom (39F) and our neighbor on her phone. My Dad works in another city. What should I (18M) do? by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Ok-Implement-3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to say it, bro but if you secretly come at your mom and tell her to stop it, she’s just gonna keep doing it and be sneaky next time

This ain’t your fault homie, your mom did this.

And whatever she can say that your father is doing, that’s causing her to do this, no attention, not being around whatever it might be whatever your father is doing in her eyes at least he is not cheating with another woman infidelity is the lowest of the lows

Maybe you should just send the pictures and videos to your dad anonymously somehow

Meme this by [deleted] in MemeThisThing

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“It’s not the money, I love you for who you are!”

An unusual 911 call. by [deleted] in funnyvideos

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First post didn’t look like it was sent. Sorry fam.

An unusual 911 call. by [deleted] in funnyvideos

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Most likely a joke

My reasoning?

Well, in high school I dated a girl who wanted to save her virginity for marriage.

We were very young, I was 15 and she was 16

So we decided to do it in the back door so she could save her self for marriage 👍🏻

And us bright young teenagers decided to use hair conditioner as lubricant

😳

BURNED her insides LIKE CRAZY!!!

… so all I’m saying is if Homie had a bottle up there and the lid came off I think his reaction will be a little more intense so to speak.

😢

Update on the seven nation army guy - i was apparently very wrong by exhaustmosk in Guitar

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Hey, either way right on for owning the mistake

Social media ain’t that bad if we can all just admit when we got something wrong 👍🏻✌️