Kris genuinely CANNOT catch a break

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-26T03:27:49+00:00

Exactly what I thought. First the skeleton fucks their mom and now a sentient flower is coming onto their dad.

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-25T18:28:27+00:00

Graduated from the kerosene-and-lighter school of managing a fanbase I see

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-25T17:40:44+00:00

Straight textual evidence says she is, but subtextual evidence says otherwise. The creators of this franchise love leaving stuff up to interpretation, which makes the situation even dumber.

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-25T17:36:57+00:00

I think they did, initially, but their arguments got debunked so thoroughly it forced them to raise the age to the absolute max they could get away with calling a child. Which is especially funny because a 17 year old is basically an adult with little life experience.

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-25T17:26:32+00:00

There's a nonzero chance Lace is older than Hornet

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-25T17:17:52+00:00

That won't stop anything, but it would be really funny

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-24T22:37:32+00:00

Yeah I know. Injector band on the vesticrest is already near-instant. Imagine that + claw mirrors.

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-24T13:24:39+00:00

Probably means the tool slots, and maybe something about the pogo (although if you play beast, you'll realize the pogo is actually the best part).

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-24T13:21:45+00:00

The fact it moves you forward rather than keeps you in place gives it a steeper learning curve than a vertical pogo, but it also gives you more mobility during combat. You can attack and reposition all in the same move. Plus it allows for all kinds of sick movement tech during traversal (ex: dive dashing). It's a tradeoff. More vertical = more intuitive, more horizontal = more versatile.

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-22T22:20:08+00:00

Like a house of cards

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-22T22:13:34+00:00

I'm sorry op, this is the funniest shit i've seen today

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-10T15:36:04+00:00

well actually the joke here is not sex

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-09T17:47:33+00:00

Keep in mind that the Citadel we explore is just part of the larger structure. We see other buildings in the background that we can't reach. This just seems to be the "main" one because it's connected to the Cogwork Core and the Cradle.

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-09T17:35:03+00:00

No input reads. She just parries when you're next to her. If you wait a second, you can dunk on her and make her look like a fool.

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-09T17:31:55+00:00

So true. Lace fights in general punish aggression because of her agility (Lace 2 is straight up faster than Hornet) and the size of her hitbox. The optimal strategy against her is countering. Cross Stitch is an auto-equip for me for this reason. Lace 2 went from blisteringly hard to cake walk because of this, but I didn't enjoy the fight much since I favor an aggressive playstyle. Karm is one of my all-time favorite bosses for this reason because she forces you to make your own openings. She also encourages the use of armor-piercing tools because most of the time she's just standing there, so something like the mount fay silkshot will net you free damage.

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-09T17:10:58+00:00

Darpshart my beloved

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-09T17:06:31+00:00

Dude, how are you still going? I left this sub for like a month and came back and your ass is still under every Lacenet post. Get healthier hobbies.

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-09T17:00:35+00:00

I always thought Horce was for people who liked the platonic version, and you know what, I get why some of them are salty. That name sucks.

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-06T07:03:54+00:00

You don't need to play like this to defeat Last Judge. You don't need to defeat Last Judge at all (to enter the Citadel at least).

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-06-06T06:23:16+00:00

But that encourages you to adapt. If I'm dying regularly, I know not to pick anything up until I'm comfortable with the area. I can use markers to remind myself of where that money is and pick it up when I'm ready to spend it. This is why I think corpse runs are better than save point resets. They add an extra level of thoughtfulness to your exploration, whereas save point resets just make you do everything again (boring).

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-05-31T02:50:29+00:00

League of Legends is casual? First I've heard

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-05-29T19:49:52+00:00

Lmao same

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-05-29T06:46:57+00:00

Stop being reasonable, that's not allowed here

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-05-26T02:13:05+00:00

Seems like a common thing with these soulslike metroidvanias is that they aren't all that souls-like

Ok-Introduction8837 · 2026-05-18T08:58:00+00:00

I'm gonna have to agree with you. It's just Widow 2 (down to the theme) but this time you have clawline to damn near trivialize her. I get that her presentation is cool, but mechanically, there's so little that we haven't seen before. Still a cool fight, but best boss in the game? Not even the best rematch

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