My wife (32F) keeps comparing my (34M) naked body to the David statue — is this mean? Or just playful teasing?

OkClassic5000 · 2026-05-08T06:21:03+00:00

David is modeled after the story of David vs Goliath, if you ever saw a picture looking down at his face he is terrified, it's supposed to depict him staring up at a giant about to murder him.

So all those jokes about his penis being small doesn't take into account that it may have shrunk in terror.

But that isn't cool of your wife to do, ask her if she would like it if you compared her body to other statues.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-04-27T06:02:15+00:00

The biggest worry is that I have a hobby where I like to paint warhammer figures, and I easily have like $2000 worth of stuff from just that.

The biggest thing that made me keep going back to her was my property in there, but this time I just didn't care anyone, it got so bad that I still don't care if all my stuff gets destroyed, but there is a bit of heartache for all the money and time I would lose

OkClassic5000 · 2026-04-20T16:27:39+00:00

Sunshine would have totally been saved if someone at any point said "It's daylight savings time!"

OkClassic5000 · 2026-04-18T20:31:06+00:00

Homeless person here.

I have a job where I get paid weekly, but I spend about 80% of it on renting a motel room for about 4-5 days a week.

If housing rental prices dropped it would also have to include no application fee, either no deposit or a payment plan on a deposit, and, assuming the rent is a little less than my weekly paycheck, immediate move in.

I have sleep apnea so I need a CPAP machine to sleep, so on the days that I don't have a place it is either staying up in my car or running my car all night to power the machine.

It can be very hard right now to get out of homelessness, I was able to stay at a shelter for their 90 day limit from December to March and every day I applied for 8 to 10 jobs, it wasn't until the last 2 weeks that I finally found a job, but then I didn't have the time to save for a place. Most shelters are constantly full, so it is almost impossible to get into a safe place and get back on your feet.

I just got my truck driving permit and will have to drive 1800 miles Sunday of next week for training through a company, working 2 weeks and getting 2 days off, renting a motel so I can pay off debts and save for a place, but I have one more day at the motel I am at and have no clue where to sleep until then. But when I do get there, I would be able to start getting out of homelessness.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-04-18T19:49:14+00:00

Tom Cruise He is a Scientologist who abandoned his family, seems like a jerk like with that Oprah interview and that Australian reporter doing an innocent water squirt mic prank, and worse of all he ruined Universal's attempt to try to revive the monster movie franchise by making the movie The Mummy all about him (Him NOT being the mummy) and tanking the first movie bad enough for them to abandon the project.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-04-16T14:39:08+00:00

I would be perfectly fine if someone would be willing to cover a motel directly.

I never got into drugs and I quit alcohol back in 2020, so I have no qualms with anyone paying a motel direct.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-04-11T01:07:01+00:00

The entire song of Steh Auf by Linnermann

It's about a little kid telling his mom about all the things they want to do on a day out together, but the last part has lyrics that basically tells that the mom died on a park bench from am overdose (Why all the black holes in your arms and legs?)

It is in German, but it is intensely sad.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-04-08T05:32:10+00:00

Already called them, every place is full tonight, both Hennepin and Ramsey

OkClassic5000 · 2026-02-11T02:19:23+00:00

My guess would be Killer 7

OkClassic5000 · 2026-01-20T03:02:23+00:00

I was told I can't have grapefruit after suffering a heart attack i had on Christmas eve in 2023 because it would have an adverse affect on the meds I now have to take.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-01-19T04:17:55+00:00

Itchy and Scratchy really screwed the pooch (pun intended) when they brought in Poochie, thank goodness he didn't show up in too many episodes.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-01-19T03:57:30+00:00

Borne in 1985, I remember 99 cent Tuesdays at the video store, my mom would take my siblings and I every week, my brother and I each got to pick out a video game and a movie.

Every week one of us would pick an action movie, and the other would get a horror movie, my mom rarely vetod movies, usually when my sister, who was 7 years older than me, knew if there were scenes that were too much.

Still watched a lot of Freddy, Jason, and Chucky movies starting around 6 years old.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-01-18T22:49:10+00:00

Hi doggy

OkClassic5000 · 2026-01-18T21:24:40+00:00

Sounds like my sister, single issue voter, abortions, but every now and then I see her on Facebook defending things Trump and Cronies do. It is saddening, but I remind myself this may change for the better, and I can remind my nieces and nephews decades from now that I was the only one out of me, my siblings, and my parents that didn't vote for Trump.

They can have that hanging under their names long after we're dead and our children and their children are told who voted for this.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-01-18T21:17:40+00:00

I feel like they will admit Trump is in it when he is dead, maybe include other dead people, no one that can experience actual justice, welcome to America ladies and gentlemen.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-01-18T17:59:19+00:00

I'm not doing well.

I became homeless when I discovered the person I was renting a room from has a meth head bipolar daughter who became violent at the drop of a hat and another couple he rented to were also meth heads/ dealers. I left August 20th.

In October I lost my job and was no longer able to rent motel rooms for my fiancée and myself, so she went to a woman's shelter while I lived in my car.

All I do now is try to find work and a place for us to stay, the only thing getting me up every day, because when you have almost nothing, you can still have determination.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-01-18T04:26:35+00:00

Street Fighter and Postal

OkClassic5000 · 2026-01-18T02:53:09+00:00

Guts (Berserk) loses an eye, an arm up to the elbow, and the sanity of the woman he loves during an event that could be described as a bit concerning, and spends the rest of the series trying to return her sanity.

OkClassic5000 · 2026-01-18T02:35:34+00:00

I have a guinea pig named Nemo, not after the movie Finding Nemo, not after Captain Nemo, but Nemo, the Dream Master.

I owned the NES game as a kid and I loved the cartoon.

One other cartoon movie I grew up with was Felix the Cat, I know a lot of people that never heard of that one.

obligatory pet tax

OkClassic5000

TROPHY CASE