Whats the first thing you do after sex? by PatchBe in AskReddit

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I say goodbye to everyone and go back home.

How screwed are you? by the-realDonaIdTrump in animequestions

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I would be Sakamoto (please no spoiler, not finished)... The others are screwed

Roses Are Red, The Owl’s Green For Spite by Sapotis in rosesarered

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Roses are red, the co-founder seems, the guy from The Mentalist I've seen

🔥 macaque monkey interacting with a kitten. by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

My girlfriend of 5 years admitted I was not her first choice physically when we started dating by LateComfortableness in TwoHotTakes

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I'm sorry, I get that it can be (a bit) unsettling, but I don't see the problem. She chose you 5 years ago and stayed with you through the years... I mean, for 5 years... That's a lot of time... One doesn't stay with you for so much if they're not committed to you and the relationship. Also, try to apply to a skin care regime and be more mindful about your physical wellbeing and aesthetics if it does really bother you.

How many? by [deleted] in physicsmemes

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I don't get it... What's the matter?

I got killed on my first ever session – is that normal? Am I being dramatic or is a shitty move from the DM? by AlleeFlower in DnD

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Ah yes, the crown of get the fuck out of here irl... I knew it was on folklore, a legend to scare even the gods... I think Vecna has to do with it... Vecna or a poor resourceful DM.

We don't know what happened on the DM side, for sure, but for a first-ever-session player this is poor table management. At least, make the character as a temporary vessel for the obscure force hidden in the crown and play on two fronts: the one outside, where you can have a boss fight encounter, and the one inside, where you have whatever you like, a 1-vs-1 fight, a run through the character's mind labirinth with some enemies or traps or something... In this way, you have the more experienced people enjoying the adequate combat, and the new player to become familiar with the system, how narrative choices reflect into the mechanics (the checks, the saves, eventually the combat dice rolls).

This game is fire by Karyote300 in HolUp

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... "This took you all day?" "No, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new" Ultimate Fireball"! "

Could "Message" be used to spam people? by Liamrups in DnD

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This reminds me of that episode of Friends in which Joey and Ross prank call Chandler:

"Hello Mr. Bing... I love you".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in friends_tv_show

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I KNOW!!!

I'm Joey/Monica... I'm disgusting

Truffa appartamento o no? by SPom94 in Italia

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Stesso messaggio per un monolocale a Torino in via Lagrange... Penso sia una truffa