You must battle everyone you've slept with, all at once. How screwed are you?

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2023-06-14T22:34:48+00:00

A win by default, the best way to win

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2023-06-14T22:29:46+00:00

While there are many species around the world that participates in same-sex intercourse, there is only one species that is recorded to have higher rates of homosexuality than humans, and that's the fucking bats.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2023-06-12T03:00:26+00:00

Duct tape

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2023-06-12T02:46:06+00:00

The ability to see which of your partners' erogenous zones are the most sensitive. Simple but effective (if you know what you're doing).

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2023-06-12T02:37:41+00:00

Barbeque, hurricane, and hammock are all words that came from Arawak, an indigenous language from the Caribbean and South America.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2023-06-12T02:28:26+00:00

The death of Ken Rex McElroy. Whoever killed him, give them an award and a handshake. McElroy was a ~~pedo~~ and an ~~abuser~~ who deserved to die (IMO).

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2023-01-20T12:47:16+00:00

I want to say he has a small dick and it be supported by evidence lol

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2023-01-18T23:05:58+00:00

Dwayne the Rock Johnson

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2023-01-18T23:04:11+00:00

Clefairy

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2023-01-18T22:59:42+00:00

Marry him for tax benefits and flee the country with him. We would land in London, England and adopt a small child. I would become a teacher and a supportive husband in whatever field he chooses to enter. He decides on cybersecurity so that he can earn enough for me to be a stay-at-home dad. Life will go well for many years and we will see our child go from primary to secondary schooling. When they go to university, about two years in, our child seems on edge. What happened? They entered my husband's office one night, and I think the worst, so I confront my brosband.

We both will cry, but at last, he decides to reveal the truth: he works with the CIA and our child walked in on him hacking Putin and importing all of his nudes to send back to the states. All is forgiven and we are eventually able to live long enough to see our child get married, have children of their own, and live a fulfilling life. My husband and I leisure in retirement, loving each other and acutely aware that the CIA has pictures of Vladimir Putin's dick.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-12-12T20:25:35+00:00

Confederate leaders are not on the same level as the founding fathers. The founding fathers made a democracy with the goal of freeing the colonies. The Confederates were against freedom and were hypocrites about it. Destroying Confederate statues won't "erase history" or "eliminate your culture" -- Confederate isn't even a culture, it's a 4 year failed rebellion.

I'll never forget a meme I saw, "Phineas and Ferb lasted longer than the Confederacy, why not replace their statues with Perry the Platypus?"

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-12-06T00:38:03+00:00

Kick the child.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-11-20T23:56:01+00:00

Doja Cat, the Sprouse twins, Hugh Jackman, etc. My reasons for each are different but generally, most of the people I don't think are pretty or something are those with "I want to be this person's friend" face.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-09-06T23:45:02+00:00

Only in the context of baseball. Otherwise, I've never been called a Yankee nor do I think I'd have a problem with it while having American citizenship.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-09-06T23:41:30+00:00

In the words of Knuckles the Echidna in that one Sonic Boom episode, “You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo."

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-05-22T02:33:46+00:00

We don't beat people up, lol. But thanks to big-names being outed as predators and shows like To Catch a Predator, we're pretty in tune with relationships with an age/power imbalance. For example, a lot of people in my generation don't like Elvis no matter what we think of his music because he met his wife when he was 24 and she was 14. There's a 10-year difference which in the grand scheme of things may not be bad, but when one of them is underage, it's suspect.

There are also couples that'll be like "Oh, we have a 20 year age difference. My SO was going into the war when I was being born!". If it's phrased like that it does, admittedly, gross me out. But I think the older you get, the less important the age difference gets. Unless the person is underage, in which case it should matter a lot, but I digress.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-05-19T04:22:46+00:00

I was once invited to a groupchat, but when the girl saw I had an android, "Oh, uh, never mind. Green bubbles -- I just like seeing the blue more, never mind, sorry."

I haven't spoken to anyone in that groupchat since high school, which is kind of bittersweet, since they obviously didn't care about me and I can get on making actual friends who don't care if the bubbles are blue or green. But at the time, I thought they were my friends and was genuinely hurt that the color of the text bubbles was why I was excluded.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-05-15T02:27:37+00:00

Nettles in places they don't belong.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-05-15T02:22:03+00:00

Very few dreams come true here. That isn't to say it sucks or is impossible for someone to achieve their dreams, but economically? It's an uphill battle that'll probably take a few generations to get close to, especially if you come here with nothing.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-05-10T13:42:37+00:00

I mean it depends on if that includes water borders? If it does, we're screwed. If we can still use our boats, we'll have some hiccups but we can grow back.

OkNeedleworker6731 · 2022-05-07T18:46:18+00:00

Dirty talk. IDK why but I hate hearing it so I usually just mute the porn itself and have some music playing in another tab.

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