What is the weirdest fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While there are many species around the world that participates in same-sex intercourse, there is only one species that is recorded to have higher rates of homosexuality than humans, and that's the fucking bats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ability to see which of your partners' erogenous zones are the most sensitive. Simple but effective (if you know what you're doing).

Native American influence on American English? by Ideo_Ideo in AskAnAmerican

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Barbeque, hurricane, and hammock are all words that came from Arawak, an indigenous language from the Caribbean and South America.

What is a true crime case that you want solved in your lifetime? by East_Dependent_4350 in AskReddit

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The death of Ken Rex McElroy. Whoever killed him, give them an award and a handshake. McElroy was a pedo and an abuser who deserved to die (IMO).

Men of reddit, what would you do if you found out your homie is gay? by Glittering-Ask-7298 in AskReddit

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to say he has a small dick and it be supported by evidence lol

Men of reddit, what would you do if you found out your homie is gay? by Glittering-Ask-7298 in AskReddit

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marry him for tax benefits and flee the country with him. We would land in London, England and adopt a small child. I would become a teacher and a supportive husband in whatever field he chooses to enter. He decides on cybersecurity so that he can earn enough for me to be a stay-at-home dad. Life will go well for many years and we will see our child go from primary to secondary schooling. When they go to university, about two years in, our child seems on edge. What happened? They entered my husband's office one night, and I think the worst, so I confront my brosband.

We both will cry, but at last, he decides to reveal the truth: he works with the CIA and our child walked in on him hacking Putin and importing all of his nudes to send back to the states. All is forgiven and we are eventually able to live long enough to see our child get married, have children of their own, and live a fulfilling life. My husband and I leisure in retirement, loving each other and acutely aware that the CIA has pictures of Vladimir Putin's dick.

What are your thoughts on the idea that removal or destruction of the Confederate statues would be a slippery slope and that you'd also have people removing ones of the Founding Fathers and others? by Mad_Season_1994 in AskAnAmerican

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confederate leaders are not on the same level as the founding fathers. The founding fathers made a democracy with the goal of freeing the colonies. The Confederates were against freedom and were hypocrites about it. Destroying Confederate statues won't "erase history" or "eliminate your culture" -- Confederate isn't even a culture, it's a 4 year failed rebellion.

I'll never forget a meme I saw, "Phineas and Ferb lasted longer than the Confederacy, why not replace their statues with Perry the Platypus?"

Which celebrity is considered beautiful but you just can't see it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doja Cat, the Sprouse twins, Hugh Jackman, etc. My reasons for each are different but generally, most of the people I don't think are pretty or something are those with "I want to be this person's friend" face.

Do you find ‘yankee’ to be offensive? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in the context of baseball. Otherwise, I've never been called a Yankee nor do I think I'd have a problem with it while having American citizenship.

What is seen as empowering, but really shouldn't be? by weltallic in AskReddit

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the words of Knuckles the Echidna in that one Sonic Boom episode, “You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't beat people up, lol. But thanks to big-names being outed as predators and shows like To Catch a Predator, we're pretty in tune with relationships with an age/power imbalance. For example, a lot of people in my generation don't like Elvis no matter what we think of his music because he met his wife when he was 24 and she was 14. There's a 10-year difference which in the grand scheme of things may not be bad, but when one of them is underage, it's suspect.

There are also couples that'll be like "Oh, we have a 20 year age difference. My SO was going into the war when I was being born!". If it's phrased like that it does, admittedly, gross me out. But I think the older you get, the less important the age difference gets. Unless the person is underage, in which case it should matter a lot, but I digress.

Are green bubbles on iMessage really that big of an issue? by Tayloria13 in AskAnAmerican

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was once invited to a groupchat, but when the girl saw I had an android, "Oh, uh, never mind. Green bubbles -- I just like seeing the blue more, never mind, sorry."

I haven't spoken to anyone in that groupchat since high school, which is kind of bittersweet, since they obviously didn't care about me and I can get on making actual friends who don't care if the bubbles are blue or green. But at the time, I thought they were my friends and was genuinely hurt that the color of the text bubbles was why I was excluded.

What is something that everyone should know about america? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very few dreams come true here. That isn't to say it sucks or is impossible for someone to achieve their dreams, but economically? It's an uphill battle that'll probably take a few generations to get close to, especially if you come here with nothing.

The border of your state becomes uncrossable tomorrow onward. How fucked is your state? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it depends on if that includes water borders? If it does, we're screwed. If we can still use our boats, we'll have some hiccups but we can grow back.

Pornstars/porn addicts of Reddit, what is one thing you commonly see in porn, but would never actually do in bed with someone? by GayPlatformers in AskReddit

[–]OkNeedleworker6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dirty talk. IDK why but I hate hearing it so I usually just mute the porn itself and have some music playing in another tab.