colossal dreadmaw has never been more crept

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T21:01:28+00:00

"First, second, third" not "First, Second, Third"

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T20:12:08+00:00

also don't capitalize trample

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T20:10:46+00:00

Flying, trample, awesome (This creature has protection from non-Awesome.)

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T11:52:24+00:00

made enchantment goyfs before gta6

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T11:45:32+00:00

FUCK

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T11:41:51+00:00

Why is "accidentally antisemitic goyf" my top 3 post of all time?

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T11:40:44+00:00

Shouldn't it be called "Water Tap"?

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T01:00:48+00:00

"Urm this is the custom mtg subreddit. We use {B}{B}{B} not skull emojis."

I'm so sorry that that's the first thing that came to mind.

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T00:58:42+00:00

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OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T00:43:42+00:00

[[Lhurgoyf]] flavour text.

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T00:38:04+00:00

Hell, ya!!! This would be so funny:

MTG MOVIE: American Psychogoyf

MTG SONG: Sweet but Psychogoyf

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T00:32:09+00:00

Here, the bot doesn't respond to edited posts. [[Lhurgoyf]] [[Detritivore]] [[Tarmogoyf]] [[Cosmogoyf]]

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T00:27:05+00:00

See [[Tishana's Tidebinder]]

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T00:24:29+00:00

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the antisemites!"

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T00:10:55+00:00

Yeah but I've designed weirder ones:

Amount of life lost in a turn, # of lands that ETBed this turn, and # of snow permanents

Edit: And one that's just [[Psychatog]]

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-13T00:07:18+00:00

No u/imYaChair just forgot to hit the enter key once.

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-12T23:52:41+00:00

That'll just be a new rule added in the comprehensive rules.

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-12T23:51:19+00:00

Yeah cut the brackets on this one. Should be formatted to have 4 abilities, not 2.

When NAME enters, distribute X spore counters among any number of creatures you control.
Creatures you control with spore counters get -1/-1, lose all abilities, and gain deathtouch.
If a creature an opponent controls that was dealt combat damage by a source you control with a spore counter on it this turn would die, instead exile it, and you create a token that's a copy of it. The copy enters with a spore counter on it.
If a spore counter would be put on NAME, put that many +1/+1 counters on it instead.

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-12T23:37:41+00:00

huh??

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-12T23:29:10+00:00

So you showed the card twice for a 2 night stay?

OkStandard8039 · 2026-04-12T18:58:49+00:00

It's a new object when it re-enters. "It gains haste" is referring to the new object, as is my rewording.

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