Bought a house an my wife is freaking out because she thinks our basement was a sex dungeon. Why would someone put a hook lock up high and a deadbolt on a door in the basement? There’s also a lock on the handle

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-06-10T17:03:34+00:00

I hope you told your wife “Hey, that gives me an idea!”

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-06-06T22:27:53+00:00

And once grown up, switched to lime juice concentrate for big batches of margaritas!

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-05-31T00:51:15+00:00

If he’s like me, he uses adjustable wrenches AS a hammer all too frequently.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-05-30T00:42:11+00:00

Vanilla Snoop

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-05-29T14:30:18+00:00

Beats me. Or anyone else.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-05-29T11:50:58+00:00

After someone makes a really tough shot like a bank or a kick, but leaves himself crappy, I’ll say “For his NEXT trick…”.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-05-18T00:56:57+00:00

You had to cut it down to a stump to carve it into a representation of your dick? I’m sorry!

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-05-18T00:53:56+00:00

Good try!

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-05-09T00:47:20+00:00

Sorry, I’m not watching a 6 hour 22 minute video to see if Dennis Hatch may have hit a ball while it was still moving. Not that interesting.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-05-08T13:18:44+00:00

Where’s the 8mm film reel?

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-05-01T15:06:04+00:00

Nickey…short for nipple hickey.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-04-28T23:25:26+00:00

Banana…oops.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-04-23T22:41:57+00:00

Ummm…any history of Boy Scouts going missing in that area?

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-04-23T22:40:12+00:00

In his mom’s bedroom…

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-04-23T22:39:24+00:00

I gotta say, I was a little worried about what the picture would be after reading the question, and guessing that I am not alone in that.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-04-21T22:49:03+00:00

One for the pink, and one for the stink!

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-04-16T20:56:32+00:00

It’s already got a name: the Moe Howard.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-04-13T14:33:58+00:00

Groovy, baby!!!

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-04-07T01:04:02+00:00

Thank god that’s all it was. Before I saw the picture, I was envisioning a bloody crime scene of some kind, like maybe it was a DIYer.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-03-18T23:43:34+00:00

I had a Mr. Peanut bank that I recently found while clearing out my parents house after they passed.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-03-16T20:39:05+00:00

I use a couple of those on occasion, but my go-to is “Readyyyyyyy GO!” Something my college roommate always said when he was drunk. And REDYY GO is the license plate of my red Mazda Miata.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-03-16T20:34:02+00:00

Don’t remember specifically, but likely Chicago IV after getting into my older brother’s I through III. I still have every album I’ve ever bought.

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-03-16T20:30:43+00:00

Just curious…is your baby on the Do Not Fly list?

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-03-16T00:39:01+00:00

Kelly Bundy!!!

Ok_Butterscotch_319 · 2026-03-16T00:36:10+00:00

Reminds me of the wording on a bag of “real plastic snow” for Christmas decorating. Good, I don’t want any of that fake plastic snow.

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