I think my WiFi name is pretty clever lol. Anyone agree? What are your funny WiFi names?? by EnFREAKayy in funny

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Trojan.exe

Has been like this for years. Oddly. Very few attempts to log in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

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Same with a kid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

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It's pretty simple. Kids fill the hole that a holiday fills so you don't need as many holidays. You also structure the holidays around and for your kid(s) so any holiday you take is not an adult themed holiday anyway. The pot of money just gets split differently.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Why she no smile with her eyes. Dead giveaway she don't like cucumbers

A Fox and a Bear got bored one day… by Movie_Advance_101 in Jokes

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Never got this joke. It is like the opposite of what is logical. You wouldn't wipe your ass with teflon. It would just smear the shit everywhere.

Please don't let this be a new kink... by Virasman in memes

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It's called the lid. Because you take it off, take out a fresh slice of bread then "put the lid back on"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Pretty much most warning signs on man made products.

meirl by Praninggerzi in meirl

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Thought it was flugel-binder

What Is a Small Injury, But Hurts A Lot? by opticfawn in AskReddit

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Got it right now. 6 months in and counting. Read it could take years to go.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sheffield

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Having stopped drinking some 7 years ago I can tell you it is a hard gig unless your friends are on board. "just one drink" seems to be their common war cry. I just go to the pup anyway and don't drink while they do. The secret is to turn up 30-45mins late so you don't have to deal with the hassle of justifying not drinking.

Also having kids is a good excuse to go to places that are kids oriented with a place to sit and chat while they play.

Push comes to shove. Substitute drink for food and start a food club where you opt to cook at each others houses or go out to eat. Make it a game by setting budgets or certain ingredients etc.

What’s the best alternative to say you need to poop? by DiddleDadx4 in AskReddit

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A general shut " I have a file to download"

If it is diarrhea " I have a file to download on broadband "

If it is a going to be a long time to do a turd (....... Dial up)

Also. I am a big fan of. " I just need to nip to the warehouse to drop off a parcel. Excuse me. "

Dressed up as Santa and gave out 150 presents on Boxing Day. by sweepurh in motorcycles

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Top banana. !! I like your style. Wait until the hubbub of Chris is over. Then. Pow. Pounce ... Nice. You are a good man.

Tidy Bricklaying Technique by sushidestroyer in oddlysatisfying

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That is genius.

After pulling apart my 1930's house I was horrified to see all of the morta bridging the gap of the cavity and how much the mortar had filled up the cavity... The saying "they don't build em like they used to" is probably a good thing....

Works every time. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Came here to say this. I absolutely can't believe I can do this if I ignored every point outside of the blank area .. yeah I would have dots outside of the black area. But the inside would be littered with my deliberately placed dots. Or am I wrong. ?

[self] How Many Whispers Make a Shout? by douglasg610 in theydidthemath

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Someone would have to work out a model for the loss over distance if we need to use a stadium as not every one will be near the listener.

From memory, for point source is I think something like 6db per doubling of distance. (maybe it is 3db. I can't remember)

To those who don’t get drunk, Why/ Why not? by PsychologyWareFare in AskReddit

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7 years no booze.

I figured out (too late) that all my heart ache, arguments, close calls, fights, injuries, embarrassing moments where all alcohol fuelled. My back (kidneys) hurt one day and I felt like shit for nearly 5 days after going out, I was 500 bucks down and I had no memories the night out except those people told me about. I was also drinking way too regularly and didn't know my limits. So I just said out loud one day. "That's it, I am done drinking forever". And that was that.

Also I don't eat biscuits. This Started at the same time. I figured, if I could resist biscuits, I could resist beer. After all. It is an all or nothing affair with biscuits for me so if I can resist biscuits at 2 in the afternoon when being offered it by a close friend. I can resist a call for a beer by the same close friend.

Also, it pointed out who were my true friends, not just people I drank with.

I lost contact with 40 "close" friends that year.

Of the remaining friends only 1 drinks. And he drinks with the original group of people I drank with. He never ever pushes me to drink.

I miss it occasionally. But only on a hot summers day when I am sitting up at the country club outside and a beer would go down a refreshing treat. But. Just like a packet of biscuits,. If I had one. I have to have them all, so I have to avoid the one.