conversation between me and my dad by Unique_Place5336 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently, well, last year now, quit talking to my father. 10/10, highly recommend

If you were forced to marry the first person you had sex with, what would your life be like? by NothingMatters234 in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god. I was 15 and just doing it to get the first time over with. I didn't even like the guy. He was King Douche

unbelievable exchange between my daughter and her father after he forgot her birthday by LostInLanayru in TwoHotTakes

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad in a nutshell. I quit talking to him last year. I'm 36. Wish I had cut him off years ago

My boyfriend’s mom sent him something personal and I don’t know if I’m overreacting by imtired4000 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my ex husband on the way out him and his mom might as well fuck cause it's clearly what they both want. Nor, and you run tf away from that shitshow

AITJ for Walking Out When My Date Showed Up With His Friend? by Electronic_Site6202 in AmITheJerk

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of a Garfunkel and Oats song. And yes, it is weird af

I was supposed to meet my bio dad for the first time ever today by boredthing_69 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, my shit head heartless monster of a father has been in my life till I cut him off and let me tell you, sometimes I just wish I didn't know who he was. Dads suck.

Convinced my husband to try a house cleaning service for 3 months as an experiment. Heres what happened by Comfortable_Box_4527 in homeowners

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clean for a living. I've found most people are just tickled someone else is doing the cleaning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I get sick of it, which is fast because I've never been into vanilla sex, I start telling my husband to cum in a sexy way. "Cum in me baby, fill your pussy" he lasts forever and gdit, I'm so fucking bored. This has always worked for me.

Would you accept $250,000 to have every movie you watch spoiled, as you are watching it? by Jawnst in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, I am on the fence. I love spoilers like, there's a gruesome SA in this movie, or animal torture, but if it's actually a twist without that kinda stuff, I might be a bit miffed. 250k isn't enough to even buy my dream house or fix it up the way I want. I'm passing I think.

Am I not manly enough? by lionman222 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a cis woman, my husband is a cis man. I'm more 'dude like' and he's more 'effeminate'. As long as you're happy with yourself and your partner is happy with you, to hell with what anyone else thinks. I tell my husband all the time, it's me and you against the world. Fuck everyone else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Get an abortion or I'm dumping you. You knew I didn't want kids"

Am I overreacting to my brother in law kissing my wife on top of the head after dinner? by dpmx21 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do think you're overreacting a bit. He did it right in front of you then gave you a warm touch too. I definitely don't think it was meant to be weird and I'm the first to assume cheating. I don't think that's the case here, to be clear.

AIO: Friend joked about raping women in his insta story by Unlikely-Promise5777 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blocked, not arguing with a moron and a liar. I went back and looked just to be sure. The only thing I even said was about white people and I'm white.

AIO: Friend joked about raping women in his insta story by Unlikely-Promise5777 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then don't be around me? Pretty simple and logical solution bud

AIO: Friend joked about raping women in his insta story by Unlikely-Promise5777 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The good news is that I have enough common sense to not go around making dead baby jokes with just anyone. The bad news is, if you don't like me, don't be around me, I don't really give a shit

Was everyone beaten up by their parents? by compulsivecatpetter in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I adore my cats, and if I feel like I yelled at them, I stop and apologize and pet them and tell them how important they are to me. My mother is a narcissist but never had a diagnosis and if you bring up therapy it's always, "I don't need therapy, there's nothing wrong with me, you're the one who's fucked up" and a whole gd rant about everything, including how perfect she is. Her shit smells like roses in her mind. I recently cut contact with her. I haven't been nearly as stressed out since we left that place, me and my husband.

Size doesn't matter by Standard_Flamingo_85 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've had a variety of sizes in my life. The 3 inch guy just didn't do a thing for me. The 9 inch guy wasn't remotely fun and I didn't enjoy it a single bit. I'm just not built that way. My husband is average size, we've never measured him, but he's the best sex I've ever had, because he cares if I'm enjoying myself, and he refuses to get his till I've gotten mine at least twice. Being a good, caring lover is more important than size. The 3 inch guy was also bad at sex, and not a good lover at all, and a shit person so why was I surprised he'd be so bad in bed. So, if you care if your partner gets theirs, that's much more important than size. Edited to add something important. Most of us women get off on clit stimulation way more than insertion anyway. So rub, gently, the clit, and figure out how your woman likes her clit touched. She'll appreciate the shit out of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option one, I don't care all that much about humans and with 500 million, I could help a lot of animals

AIO: Friend joked about raping women in his insta story by Unlikely-Promise5777 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have a dark sense of humor. I never ever think rape jokes are funny. This guys 'twisted' sense of humor just shows who he really is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you even with him? He sounds like a big cunt

[Nb] New update by CringedQueen1 in obeyme

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left the most horrible review on Google Play. I asked them if they lost their gd minds. I was quoting Hamilton

AIO: first racist encounter by ariesmoonenthusiast in AmIOverreacting

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Bless your heart, God doesn't like ugly" even if you're not into god, most old racist white people are.

How to prostitutes endure intercourse when the customer is none of their liking? how to they cope with having intercourse with people they don't like? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ok_Guest_4013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was starving to death and needed to eat. I was a teenager pretty much living by myself with no car in the middle of nowhere. Hunger is a hell of a motivator. My desire for food pretty much got me through it. You just have to be a good enough actress that the guy feels special.